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Chapter 162: You Two Bastards, Do You Really Think Daddy Has No Temper! (2)

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Chapter 162: You Two Bastards, Do You Really Think Daddy Has No Temper! (2)

"Huh, I thought I was going to die this time!" Li Wang, who had recovered his master personality, laughed loudly and sat down on the ground, without the demeanor of ten king generals. "That's right, that's the millennium red dress!" "I didn't expect the cultivators of this family to be so powerful. The four of them teamed up and killed the thousand-year-old Hongyi. With them, as long as the ghost king doesn't show up, no one can threaten Huaibei City!" Muhou laughed. "Being able to make friends with the four of them, even if the four of them don't want to reveal their true selves, will be of great benefit to our spiritual situation!" Huo Yan laughed loudly. "That's right, and the four of them have agreed to go to Fengmen City to support during the Ghost Festival. It seems that this year's Ghost Festival in Fengmen City can pass through the ice again and nodded. "I'm leaving now, and I'll leave the affairs of Huaibei City to you. After you're done with it, return to the capital city as soon as possible!" Bing Hou said to the three of Huo Yan and left directly. Kyoto City, Lingju meeting room. Three deputy directors, Liang Feng, Wu Changsheng, and Lin Guodong, were all sitting in the meeting room. None of the three said a word, and the atmosphere was extremely tense.

This silent atmosphere lasted for a long time, and then Lin Guodong smiled wryly, "You two, why don't you talk?" "In the past few days, Huaibei City was first attacked by ghost corpses created by Fusang people, and then attacked by thousand-year-old red clothes!" "Although the matter has been resolved, how should we give an explanation to the people of Huaibei City?" Hearing Lin Guodong's words, Liang Feng and Wu Changsheng both glanced at him, but didn't speak. Seeing that the two of them were silent, Lin Guodong sighed, "Even if Gu An City was covered by a blood sacrifice formation by evil cultivators last time and killed many people, I can find a way to solve it!" "But what happened in Huaibei this time was even worse." "To be honest, I can't think of any excuses that can suppress this matter!" "Even if we adopt the same method as Gu Anshi's and directly block all news without giving any reply, I don't think it will succeed this time!" "According to the news that came back, the number of deaths in Huaibei City this time is close to 30,000!" "So many people have died, I'm going to solve it anyway! After Lin Guodong finished speaking, he lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and looked at Liang Feng. Seeing Lin Guodong staring straight at him, Liang Feng smiled wryly, "What do you mean by looking at me like that?" "You are an expert in covering up Ghost, you have nothing to do, what can I do?" "Ju Liang, what does the boss think about this matter?" Lin Guodong asked. "The ghost king suppressed by the boss has recently started to move around again!" "Two days ago, the boss contacted me, saying that he had another fight with that ghost king. He severely injured the ghost king, but he also suffered some minor injuries. He also told me that no matter what happens, don't Contact him!" "Obviously, the injury suffered by the boss is not as simple as a minor injury!" "So he didn't know about it at all!" Liang Feng said. "Damn Fusang people!" Wu Changsheng was suddenly furious, and slapped the meeting table.

The conference table was directly shattered by his palm. "Wuju, a little restraint, these conference tables are all specially made, how many conference tables have you smashed?" Liang Feng smiled wryly. "restraint?" "How do you let me restrain myself?" "If it wasn't for those Fusang people playing tricks, would we need to worry so much now?" "Now I really want to go to Fusang country and demolish the Yin & Yang division in Fuyu country!" Wu Changsheng cursed angrily. "The Fusang people are making trouble this time, we will definitely fight back!" "But don't worry about it for a while. The top priority right now is to resolve the matter in Huaibei City first, and the opening of the Ghost Gate in Fengmen City during the Ghost Festival a month later!" "Afterwards, we will also form an exchange group, let Lei Wang lead the team, and go to Fusang Country!" "At that time, we will repay what happened to Huaibei City double!" Liang Feng said coldly with a look of coldness in his eyes. "Stop talking such useless nonsense!" "Let's think about how to deal with things in Huaibei City!" "The longer the time drags on, the worse the situation will be for us!" Lin Guodong shook the soot and said. Facing Lin Guodong's inquiry, Wu Changsheng and Liang Feng fell silent again. Lin Guodong scratched his hair a little annoyed. "You two bastards, if you keep silent "then daddy won't care!" "Damn it, do you know that daddy has insomnia every day during this time?" "I worry all day long that something big will happen, and I can't cover it up!" "In the end, what daddy was worried about happened!" "This meeting is for the two of you to discuss how to solve this matter, not for you two to be dumb!" Lin Guodong broke out suddenly, he stood up from his chair and cursed angrily. While he was yelling, the room began to shake. Then the entire Lingju building began to tremble. "Bureau Lin, don't be impulsive!" Wu Changsheng said immediately when he saw Lin Guodong get angry and his face changed drastically. "That's right, Bureau Lin, if you have something to say, don't get angry!" Liang Feng also changed his face and smiled apologetically. Lin Guodong looks very simple and honest, and he is very kind, but his strength is the strongest among the three of them. Moreover, Lin Guodong's ability is also extremely high. Once Lin Guodong gets angry, the Ling Bureau 510 will be gone. "You two bastards, do you really think Daddy has no temper!"

"If you two continue to be dumb like this and leave everything to daddy, then daddy won't care about it!" Lin Guodong snorted coldly and sat back on the chair. Liang Feng and Wu Changsheng looked at each other, and then Liang Feng said, "Director Lin, or use the old method!" "Directly block all news, and block all news related to Beishi!" Lin Guodong heard the words, glanced at Liang Feng, and said coldly, "What about the families of the deceased?" "Did you just die in vain?" Liang Feng sighed softly, "There's no way, it's impossible for us to make decisions without authorization and announce the truth, right?" "If the truth is made public, then not Huaibei City, but the entire Xia Kingdom will panic!" "How about this, compensate the family members of the deceased, one million for each family member of the deceased, and ask them to keep this matter secret and not announce it to the public!" "One million? Can our Lingjue get so much money?" Lin Guodong asked in surprise. "If you can't take it, you have to take it. We will take back the compensation from the Fusang Kingdom twice as much as the compensation given by the Spirit Bureau this time!" Liang Feng said coldly with a gleam in his eyes. The meeting room was suddenly enveloped by a murderous aura. .

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