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Chapter 25: Continue to fool people

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Chapter 25: Continue to fool people

Every time Er Gouzi came to see Li Banxian, he had to buy a piece of fat meat to honor his master. Although every time I buy meat, I feel a little hesitant and it hurts my money, but I am not willing to eat fat meat. But the master is an outstanding person in the world, a god-like figure. He is so kind to me that he deserves this piece of pork. "Master, I crushed the stone!" The first time the master and apprentice met, Er Gouzi naturally wanted to share the joy of success with his master. His current achievements are all due to the guidance of his master. "Why?" Li Banxian felt that it was impossible to crush stones with his fingers. It's not like he hasn't practiced these shabby skills before. Apart from his appetite, he has nothing to gain from eating more bowls of rice. As for turning stones into powder every time I perform, I still have some points in my mind.

But soon he also realized that he was speechless, and continued. "Why is it so fast?" As Li Banxian spoke, he picked up a stone from the ground and placed it on the table for Ergouzi to pinch it. "Crush this stone and show it to me." Ergouzi picked up the stone on the table and secretly circulated his Qi. "Bang" Rubbles scattered everywhere, and a piece of bluestone as small as an egg was crushed into pieces by him, breaking into several pieces. Li Banxian trembled and tugged at his sparse beard, still unable to conceal his excitement. When he picked up the stone, he confirmed that it was a real stone and not a prop. Could it be that I just made a mistake and picked up a prop stone? Not too dead, he picked up a small piece of stone crushed by Ergouzi, retracted his sleeves and squeezed it hard. pinch! Squeeze hard! Grind your teeth! His face turned red, and the little stone didn't move at all. Li Banxian once again fell into deep self-doubt and entanglement. However, so many years of professionalism have made him calm and calm. "Not bad! Not bad!" "Crushing a stone into pieces is a small achievement."

"However, it is all based on a burst of violence, but it still lacks some fire." Li Banxian felt that it was getting harder and harder to fool him, and he felt very depressed. "Master's lesson is right. In front of Master, this little skill of this disciple is like... like a firefly competing with... against the moon." Although Ergouzi improved quickly in cultivation, the enlightenment reading was a book with no beginning or end. At this moment, I want to imitate other people and speak modestly, but I stumble over my words. "It's already pretty good, but it still needs work." After all, Li Banxian was an old man, and he soon recovered from mental exhaustion. At this moment, he was calm and calm, showing the demeanor of a master. "How are you doing with your basic sword skills?" "I can already practice basic sword styles with the 뇾60꿭 epee." Ergouzi answered truthfully. He can now easily lift a 500-꿭 boulder with both arms. But if you want to practice those basic sword postures with a single sword and move the sword freely, 60꿭 is more suitable. Of course, if he circulates his true energy on the arm holding the sword, that's a different story. "Well, it's not bad. You need to keep working hard. When you use the 뇾100꿭 epee, your master will be able to teach you a set of sword techniques." Li Banxian said some words of encouragement and then left. After Ergouzi left, Li Banxian took out an old swordsmanship book, spread it on the table and started copying it. The original book stated that you only need to use the 뇾10꿭 epee before you can start practicing swordsmanship. In order to increase the difficulty for Ergouzi, he just changed it to 100꿭. At this time, he began to copy the sword skills. In order to prevent Ergouzi from learning it quickly, he modified various data several times. He doesn't have many things to teach Ergouzi. If they are all trained, he will have nothing to teach him. Ergouzi returned to the mountain, and every time he practiced hard, the true energy of Ren Du's two meridians gradually filled up, and he measured one 꽭 to another 꽭꺶. After tasting the sweetness of Pei Gu Ben Wan, he went to Hong'antang in the county seat again. But I didn’t buy the Guben Pills. These expensive pills are very popular and are temporarily out of stock in the store. Without the Guben Pills, he just practiced hard like a cow every day and continued to eat ginseng and stewed pork. Perhaps it is because of the lack of medicinal properties. Eating too much ginseng can easily lead to internal heat and nose bleeding. Although the actual performance during this period has not improved by leaps and bounds, it has also improved steadily and is particularly solid. Practice making the heavy sword of 뇾 increase in weight step by step. 65꿭, 70꿭, 85꿭…… After another half a year, Ergouzi had tied all the iron pieces he had made to the sword.

………… 꺘Chazi Town. "Master, I have already wielded the 뇾100꿭epee!" Ergouzi carried a heavy sword to announce the good news to his master. Li Banxian's facial muscles twitched violently, and he subconsciously wanted to say no, but luckily he held back the words. After all, a few months ago I had experienced the abilities of Ergouzi Disciple Ruishi. "Are you really 땣뇾100꿭 epee?" Li Banxian still looked at the sword-shaped object with many iron pieces tied on Er Gouzi's back with a little suspicion. "Yeah! That's it!" Ergouzi responded, then drew the sword from his back, held it in his hand, and then performed a few basic movements of stabbing, chopping, and teasing. It looks casual and natural, and the sword doesn't seem to be heavy at all. Sometimes even a few 꿛 fingers can gently hook the sword on 꿛. "Show me your sword!" Li Banxian had been fooling people for half his life, and he judged others by himself. He subconsciously thought that maybe there was something wrong with the sword. "Okay!" Er Gouzi handed the sword over, and Li Banxian subconsciously took it. However, the sword was extremely heavy when it entered his body, and it almost fell to the ground. Li Banxian just held it tightly with his two hands, and his old face turned red. "Dinglingdangdang..." In the end, Li Banxian still failed to hold the sword, and it fell to the ground, almost breaking his feet and spraining his old waist. Li Banxian covered his waist, took a few deep breaths, and secretly thanked Er Gouzi for turning around just now and not seeing his embarrassed look. "This sword has a crisp sound and is of good quality. Pick it up yourself." Li Banxian has been in the martial arts world for a long time and has seen all kinds of scenes. He quickly suppressed his doubts and stroked his beard to cover up his loss of composure. Er Gouzi picked up the sword honestly and held it casually on his back, which made Li Banxian gasp for air. This kid looks honest, but he is gifted. I was impressed before. If he knew that he had trained so much, he would not dare to fool Er Gouzi casually. If the scam was exposed and the hundred-pound sword was taken down, his old bones would not be able to bear it. But now he is in a dilemma and can only counter the moves and continue to fool.

Er Gouzi did not expect that Li Banxian had gone through so many twists and turns. Since he started learning martial arts from his master, he has made rapid progress and gained a lot. The various skills he has learned are real and genuine. He has long revered his master's magical powers. "Master, do you think I am doing it right?" Er Gouzi swung the heavy sword forward several times, but he always felt something was wrong, and then handed the 100-pound heavy sword to Li Banxian. "Master, will you demonstrate it for me?" Li Banxian was secretly shocked. This is a 100-pound heavy sword, which is as easy as an ordinary wooden sword in Er Gouzi's hands. However, he just suffered a loss, so he didn't dare to reach out to receive it now. He casually waved his sleeves to indicate that he didn't need it. "Don't show me, you have practiced well." What else can Li Banxian say? If he says that he is not practicing correctly, he will have to demonstrate it himself. Hearing the master's approval, Er Gouzi was naturally overjoyed, but he lacked confidence since childhood, and even had a bit of inferiority complex. He still lacked confidence in his basic sword style. "Is it really okay for me to stab like this? Otherwise, Master, you should show me a little bit." Hearing this, Li Banxian waved his sword repeatedly, asking him to demonstrate, which was tantamount to roasting him directly on the fire. As an old charlatan who has been walking in the world for many years, he deeply understands that the more times he does it, the more mysterious and profound it seems. Moreover, he really can't hold such an iron lump. "No, Master has already cultivated to a higher realm. No sword can beat the sword. With every move, even the flying flowers and leaves can hurt people." "Taking a person's head from ten feet away is like taking something out of a bag." "Such a basic sword style is an insult to Master's hands." Li Banxian licked his lips and tried to organize his words. "You have already practiced the basic sword style. Now Master will teach you a set of sword skills." Er Gouzi was delighted to hear this. He saw Li Banxian take out a copy of the sword manual from his sleeve. "This is the sword method passed down by Master's ancestors. It is profound and unfathomable. You must study and practice it carefully when you take it back. Don't slack off." "Thank you, Master!" Er Gouzi happily took the sword manual and thanked him repeatedly. He felt that Master was really good to him and taught him all the ancestral skills and sword manuals. Every time I gave my master a piece of fat meat or a jar of old wine, I would feel sorry for the few copper coins. Now when I think about it, I feel really guilty. Er Gouzi finally left Chazi Town with the sword manual in his pocket, feeling a little guilty towards his master. Li Banxian finally breathed a sigh of relief as he watched Er Gouzi leave. This time, the sword manual has been changed beyond recognition by him. You should not be able to practice it!

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