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Mistakenly practicing magic skills, causing chaos in the martial arts world

Mistakenly practicing magic skills, causing chaos in the martial arts world

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Chapter 69: Buddha is shit

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Chapter 69: Buddha is shit

Chapter 69 Buddha is shitThe dozen people were still studying the technique when one of them suddenly said: "Oops! To the next hall!" "That's right! What's so good about studying the techniques below Jianzhen? If you don't know those words, then forget it!" After that, more than a dozen people showed off their skills, just like in a sprint competition, flying, jumping or bounding to the next hall! After they left, Shi Feizhe also came to the turned over stone bricks and recognized by guessing that these were the exercises for training Qi and blood and visualizing gods in the Jianzhen period. By analogy, this hall is full of skills for those at the See the Truth stage. Therefore, there must be other halls, filled with Qi Hai, Zhou Tian, ​​and even Zhenren realm skills! The dozen or so warriors also thought of this, so they hurriedly ran to the next hall. Shi Feizhe was not in a hurry, because he had the "True Source Sword Finger Technique" that could lead him directly to the Real Person Realm, and he only needed to practice it step by step. But he could write down the skills on the stone wall, study them slowly later, and apply them to other situations. After carefully reading the skills written on the stone bricks, Shi Feizhe went to the next hall. While he was reading these exercises, other people came in. Some of them read the exercises with Shi Feizhe, while others just took a look and went to the next hall.

The next hall is for the Qi Hai period's exercises. Only one stone brick has been turned over, and a few people are watching. After Shi Feizhe looked at it, he continued to the next hall. The next hall, if nothing unexpected happens, will be the Zhoutian period's exercises. Many people are watching in this hall. After all, most warriors in the world are those who are between Qi Hai and Zhou Tian. Although these people did not know each other, they took turns to perform a set of skills to make the stone bricks flip over to reveal the skills. Shi Feizhe was quite curious about the Zhoutian period's exercises, and he wanted to go up and take a look. "Brother! My name is Yu Zeze. My friends in the martial arts world give me the honor of calling me Iron-Headed Arhat!" A man said with a fist salute when he saw Shi Feizhe approaching. "Nice to meet you, nice to meet you. I am a nobody in Jianghu, Shi Feizhai!" Shi Feizhe also said with a fist salute. "You are too polite, brother. We are all nobody!" Yu Zeze said politely, "Therefore, we need to stick together to keep each other warm in the arena!" "We, the friends from Jianghu, will get together and study the skills of these stone bricks. If you are interested, you can join us!" "As long as you perform a set of skills to make the bricks roll, you can watch the previous skills!" "If you don't want to, please go to the other side and turn the bricks yourself!" Yu Zeze said, pointing at the stone wall opposite in the distance. Seriously speaking, what he said makes a lot of sense. The skills are all on the stone bricks, so it doesn't prevent everyone from watching them together. But even if you can see the martial arts secrets, you may not be able to understand them, and even if you can understand them, you may not be able to practice them. It would be better for a few people to work together and read a few books to find which martial arts secret book on the stone brick is suitable for them. By the way, let's take this opportunity to keep in touch and visit each other more often in the future, and maybe we can cooperate with each other. The world of martial arts is not only about fighting and killing, but also about the human relationships and worldly wisdom! But Shi Feizhe just wants to get it for free! The skills are all on the stone wall and they won’t run away, so let’s take a look at the others first! "In that case, I'll go look somewhere else!" Shi Feizhe said with a fist salute.

"Please feel free to do as you please, brother!" Yu Zeze said without any displeasure. The skills here are almost inexhaustible, it’s not worth wasting time on a trivial matter! He watched Shi Feizhe go to the next hall, turned to another gangster and said, "Brother..." Shi Feizhe came to another hall, and unexpectedly there were a lot of people in this hall! The stone bricks in the hall were also turned over, and there were even people performing martial arts in front of the bricks to make them turn over. These people are all veteran Zhoutian masters, just like Hua Xiaomei and Zhan Yunfan seen in Sancai Manor. They have been stuck at the level from Zhoutian to Zhenren realm for too long! They desperately need a method of practicing martial arts to reach the True Person Realm, which would allow them to break through to the True Person Realm and thus achieve a leap in strength and status. But... I can't understand it, I can't understand it at all! With their strength and experience in the martial arts world, they can easily change the martial arts techniques of the True Enlightenment Stage into another set of martial arts. No one knows the principle behind the stone walls surrounding the hall, but any martial arts skill can flip them over. So they kept performing martial arts, just to find something they could understand. The techniques above the True Person Realm are all long-winded, difficult to pronounce, and many of the words are very obscure. Even if some of them had studied the standard secret books of the Great Cai Dynasty and were proficient in the writing metaphors of the secret books, they still couldn't understand it! If I give you a book on advanced mathematics, will you become a mathematician after finishing it? If I give you a collection of poems and you memorize it, will you become a poet? If I give you a scripture, you will get the deed? Only then did they understand that the most important thing for a big sect in the martial arts world has never been the martial arts secrets, but the people! Some people have heritage, some people have military power, and some people continue it all! Therefore, the big gangs always have the final say in the underworld! They realized it too late! After understanding this, they prepared to leave. In the martial arts world, one can either serve as a dog for a big sect and gain inheritance, or set up one's own sect, experiment with skills, and finally break through to become a real person! It’s impossible to be a dog! They are old and no longer at the age where they can be loyal even as dogs. There is only one way left! There are already many exercises, and all that remains is to find a place and experiment slowly. These Zhoutian masters come and go like the wind. After figuring this out, they either go to the next hall or return the same way. In this hall, Shi Feizhe met a familiar bald man. Liaochen was looking blankly at a Buddhist practice manual, which read, "Buddha is dog shit! The Tenth Stage Bodhisattvas are shit carriers, the two awakenings are ordinary people who break the precepts, Bodhi and Nirvana are donkey pegs, and the Twelve Divisions of the Teaching are a book of ghosts and gods, and a piece of paper to wipe off sores and warts." He understood about 50 to 60 percent of it, but this part was completely opposite to the understanding he had from the Buddhist scriptures he had read. But this set of exercises was indeed of Buddhist style, which made him feel confused. Could this be another of those evil Buddhist sects like the Jianse Sect, the Baigu Sect, and the Tiannv Sect? At this time, he heard someone calling him: "Bald donkey, you run so fast!" "So it's the donor!" Liaochen turned his head and saw Shi Feizhe, and said, "I am a monk, not a bald donkey." "Even Buddha is dog shit, so how come monks are not bald donkeys?" Shi Feizhe also saw this martial arts method. He didn't understand the rest of it, but he understood the opening sentence. “……” Lechen was speechless for a moment.

However, he was an honest man, so he said honestly: "That won't work either." "Even if the Buddha is shit, I am not a bald donkey!"  Liaochen: I am not a bald donkey. (These chapters are all excessive, watery, and mediocre, so there will be three updates today!)

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