Chapter 50 Laba The twelfth lunar wind, light snow, late at night. Two figures supported each other, and walked with difficulty on the mountain, one step deep and one step shallow, with the faint moonlight and heavy snow on the ground, making a "creaking" sound. "Senior brother, I really can't walk anymore!" A figure slumped in the snow, breathing heavily. She was about eighteen or nineteen years old, and her hair was wet with sweat, sticking to her face, but she still looked like a lotus flower emerging from water. She was wearing a purple robe and had a short knife hanging from her waist, which made her look quite delicate. "Junior Sister Su, hold on! If you don't leave, the evil monk Wujing will catch up with us!" The other person was a tall, handsome young man named Li Yiyan. He was wearing a gray-black robe, carrying luggage on his back, and holding a long sword in his hand. He was also very tired, but he gritted his teeth and insisted. "No! No! I've been walking for a whole day and night! I really can't..." Su Yeye, who was called Junior Sister Su, took a breath, swallowed her saliva and continued, "...I can't walk anymore!" The two of them were just seeing the true cultivation, and had just cultivated the true qi, and returned to their hometown in Jinyang City from Yingyin City. They never thought that they would stay in a temple, but they were spotted by a demon monk of the Jianse Sect. In the cold winter, the evil monk was bored in the temple. When he saw two handsome men and beautiful women, he immediately became lustful. He wanted to take them in, love them well, and help them comprehend the supreme magic of the See Color Sect! How could they accept this when they were from the big sect "Daolongmen" in Yingyin City and were themselves famous families in Jinyang City? They started fighting as soon as they had a disagreement. Although the demon monk was a real cultivator, he had deep cultivation and was born with supernatural powers. With his sword and his staff, he beat the two men and made them flee in panic.
"But if that evil monk catches up with us, we will lose our virginity to him! Junior sister, do you really want to endure this humiliation?" Li Yiyan said to Su Yeye. "I... can't really walk. I can only..." Su Yeye said with tears in her eyes. She walked for a day and a night, chewing on the snow. She was really tired and hungry, and her physical strength was almost exhausted. "But I don't want to suffer this humiliation!" Li Yiyan gritted his teeth and said, "Come, Junior Sister Su. I'll carry you!" That evil bald man from the Jianse Sect lusts after both men and women, and like the women from the Tiannv Sect, they are both notorious. "Senior Brother..." Su Yeye was so moved that she didn't know what to say. The senior brother could have abandoned her, but he still carried her on his back. Li Yiyan hung the package on his chest, carried Su Yeye on his back, and staggered towards the light in the distance, one step deep and one step shallow. "Junior Sister Ye! If the evil monk catches up with me, I will kill you first and then commit suicide! Daolongmen will not tolerate such humiliation!" "...Okay, I'll listen to you, Senior Brother!" He didn't know where the light was, nor did he know if there was anyone there who could save them. But he was unwilling to sit there and accept his fate. Even if he did something, it would be better than doing nothing. On the hill not far behind them, a big monk wearing a gray-brown monk's robe and holding a sword on his back was staring at them. The monk was Wujing, with a lustful look on his face, and he followed them patiently. He was just waiting for the two of them to run out of energy, and then he would be able to do whatever he wanted to them. Donor! What you see is emptiness, and emptiness is color. What difference does it make between a man's appearance and a woman's appearance? Let me teach the Dharma to the two donors and welcome them to enjoy bliss! Thinking of this, Wu Jing whispered "Namo Formless Buddha of Bliss" and slowly followed the pace of the two. Carrying a person on his back did put a lot of pressure on Li Yiyan. But for the sake of his chrysanthemum, Li Yiyan still exerted his full potential, allowing him to walk towards the light on the mountain little by little. People, if you don’t push yourself, you will never know how strong you are! The closer you get to the light, the more you smell the aroma of porridge, as well as the aroma of other foods such as red dates, peanuts, and lotus seeds. "Brother, what a delicious Laba porridge!" Su Yeye said on Li Yiyan's back. It turned out that today is Laba! "Brother, put me down! Let's hurry over there and ask for a bowl of Laba porridge!" Su Yeye rested for a while, and thinking of the taste of Laba porridge, she felt energetic again.
"Okay! I still have some silver on me! I hope that evil monk won't chase us too closely, let us have a full meal, take a rest before fighting him!" Li Yiyan said. The bright light in the mountains is naturally the small temple of Shi Feizhe and Chong Jiuyuan. At this time, Shi Feizhe was sitting in the main hall in the middle, holding a piece of Laba porridge and boasting, telling the story of "The Knight-errant" to the old man Chong Jiuyuan. "The Laba porridge on the Knight Island is made from the poisonous herb Heartbreak combined with 108 kinds of herbs. It is not only non-toxic, but can also increase your strength. When my cousin Shi Potian saw that no one was drinking it, he..." "That's bullshit!" said the old man Chong Jiuyuan sitting opposite him. He was still the same, almost unchanged from when Shi Feizhe met him two years ago. He doesn't look like he's dying at all. "Poison is poison. Even if it is boiled with other herbs, it will not become a tonic! This "My Cousin's Adventures" is not as good as the previous "Three Idiots". "The old man took a sip of Laba porridge and said: "Although the 'Northern Divine Art' is made up, it does have a silly and cute feel to it that shows someone who doesn't know martial arts." After spending a long time with Shi Feizhe, the old man also learned the word "stupid and cute". In his words, true qi is the transformation of "blood, qi and spirit". Everyone's true qi carries the imprint of personal will, so how can you just absorb others'? Unless the person is practicing the wrong martial arts! If you absorb other people's true energy casually, aren't you afraid of becoming a fool? Aren't you afraid of being raped by other people's true energy? "Grandpa, these are just boasting and chatting, don't take them seriously! You are not like some people who will write hundreds of words to start arguing if something goes against their will!" Shi Feizhe said while drinking Laba porridge. Hmm...last year's Laba porridge was burnt, but this year's is pretty good. "That has to be acceptable to the listeners and in line with common sense!" The old man sneered and said, "You can't think the world is like this, and that's how you are! That's too ridiculous." "Then are you still going to listen to "The Adventures of My Cousin"? " Shi Feizhe was speechless at this argumentative old man. For more than two years, this old man really had to refute everything. What's the use of Chongjiu Yuan? It might as well be called Chongjiu Gang! "Listen! Of course I have to listen!" said the old man. At his age, he is already very satisfied to be able to grow flowers, plants and vegetables in peace and listen to Shi Feizhe's nonsense. Although many of the stories were not in line with his common sense, it was quite interesting to listen to them as a street story. "My cousin looked at the lush green Laba porridge, drank a bowl of it, smacked his lips, and thought it tasted good. It was sweet and delicious, with the taste of grass, and tasted much better than big fish and meat. He drank another bowl in front of everyone." "I drank bowl after bowl. I don't know how many bowls I drank. I just felt my stomach was full. Then I said, it would be better if there were some pickles." Shi Feizhe made up his mind based on the plot in his memory. "How can you eat pickles when eating Laba porridge? You are talking nonsense again!" said the old man. "The world is so big, how do you know that Laba porridge can't be eaten with pickles? You probably don't know that in some places, tofu pudding is eaten sweet!" "How can I eat tofu pudding if I don't want to eat it sweet?" "I..." Shi Feizhe was about to say something when he heard a knock on the door. Shi Feizhe: The adventures of my cousin were told by him himself.
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