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Mistakenly practicing magic skills, causing chaos in the martial arts world

Mistakenly practicing magic skills, causing chaos in the martial arts world

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Chapter 141: Ridiculous

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Chapter 141: Ridiculous

Chapter 141 Ridiculous Shi Feizhe does need time. He is currently at the Qi Hai level, but his combat power is comparable to that of Zhou long as he becomes a Zhoutian warrior and transforms the true Qi from several sets of exercises into True Source Sword Qi, he can push the "True Source Sword Finger Technique" to perfection! With the help of his mastered "True Source Sword Finger Technique", he is able to fight against warriors at the True Person Realm! On that day in the desert, in the white light of "Qi" from the elder and the feedback of supreme wisdom, he had the opportunity to become a Zhoutian master, but... it was interrupted. Now, he can only rely on hard work and accumulate over time to break through the Qi sea and achieve Zhoutian. Fortunately, this day is not far away. Right now he is dealing with Pishan and Changsheng Temple, making them think that he is related to the Jiang family or the Demon Sect. Then stabilize the Jiang family so that they will not dare to act rashly against me, or even win me over. After all, it was Fan Jianqiang who seized the Jiang family's farm, not Dean Shi. As a result, Qingshan Martial Arts Academy was in a fragile balance. If this trick goes on for a long time, the three families will definitely notice something unusual, but... by that time, Shi Feizhe will have become a Zhoutian warrior, so what is there to be afraid of! After hearing Jiang Ning's procrastinating words, Shi Feizhe didn't waste any words. He just said, "Think about it carefully. I'll wait for your news!" and left. Jiang Ning was so angry when he saw Shi Feizhe's figure! Then she heard Shi Feizhe smiling and greeting Xiong Ba who had returned from outside.

"Brother Xiong, are you done?" "Ok!" "Come to the cafeteria to eat later!" "it is good!" "After dinner, I have nothing to do in the afternoon, so I can do whatever I want!" "Great! I found a nest of ants in the yard!" She heard Xiongba's voice and became even angrier. So, when Xiong Ba came in with the mud bag, she saw Jiang Ning looking at her angrily. "?" Xiong Ba was puzzled. He stared at the angry Jiang Ning blankly and said, "When I get to know Dean Shi well, I can take you away!" "Did you know that the breakfast was poisonous?" Jiang Ning took the lead. "Oh. I know!" Xiong Ba nodded. "You know what to eat!" "If you don't eat, you'll be hungry!" "Do you know that I will be poisoned if I eat it?" Jiang Ning said angrily. "Poisoning won't kill people, but starvation will." Xiong Ba nodded and said seriously. "..." "Me!!" Jiang Ning only felt a buzzing in front of his eyes, and he spat out a mouthful of blood, then his eyes went black and he fainted from anger. So, Xiongba didn't go to lunch. When Guan Shan came with the lunch box, he saw Xiong Ba sitting on the steps in front of Jiang Ning's door, looking down at the insects in the cracks of the bricks.

The door closed behind him. "Hey~ Why didn't you go to the cafeteria to eat? Dean Shi asked me to deliver this." Guan Shan put down the lunch box and said while sitting next to Xiong Ba. Xiong Ba lowered his head and said, "My wife won't let me go." "..." Family status! Brother! Guan Shan's eyes turned and he said, "Your wife won't let you eat in the dining hall, or won't let you eat!" "You won't let me eat in the cafeteria." "Then I brought the meal, can't you eat it now?" Guan Shan said with a smile, pointing at the lunch box. "Oh?" Xiong Ba's eyes lit up and he went to open the lunch box. Lunch was simple, one meat and one vegetable. The meat was pork belly fried with mooncakes, the vegetable was stewed winter melon, and there were two bowls of mixed grain rice on the bottom layer. Xiong Ba picked it up and ate it. "Aren't you going to give it to your wife?" Guan Shan asked while looking at Xiong Ba who was eating. "She doesn't want to eat. She says she won't starve to death!" Xiong Ba said sternly. Jiang Ning, who was in the house, felt that it was really unlucky to come to Qingshan Martial Arts Academy and fall into the hands of Shi Feizhe and Xiong Ba! In the afternoon, there is no more dusting. Shi Feizhe started the class, and the same class was taught by Guanshan, Huang Goudan, Old Man Fan and Xiongba. This course is relatively simple, focusing on pinyin and addition, subtraction and multiplication. "a, o, e, i, u, ü..." Shi Feizhe wrote several vowels on the blackboard and began to teach them pronunciation. Guan Shan frowned, not knowing what to learn this for. Although Huang Goudan didn't understand, he still learned it. Old Man Fan was studying seriously and seemed to be very interested in this. Xiongba is... the same as always. "You must be curious about what you can do after learning this!" Shi Feizhe said, looking at the four people in front of him. Guan Shan nodded. This has nothing to do with martial arts! With this little time, you might as well go and clean up the mess! "I have read documents in the Da Cai Armory. The previous dynasty, Da Cai, unified the nine provinces and had its own official language." Shi Feizhe recalled the knowledge in his mind and continued, "The dynasty before Da Cai also had its own official language." "After the fall of the Great Cai, there was no longer a dynasty that unified the nine provinces. Naturally, there was no longer a unified official language." "Over the past thousand years, sects have divided their territory, and each place has its own dialect. Many words are pronounced differently in different places." “If we want to make it easier for warriors around the world to practice martial arts, we need simpler and more convenient ways of writing and expressing.” "This won't happen. I can practice martial arts, but only I can understand what I'm saying. Or a word can have different pronunciations and cause ambiguity." “So learning pinyin makes it easier to recognize and understand characters, and thus faster to record and interpret secrets.” "If all the martial artists in the world had a unified pronunciation, wouldn't it be easier for them to read secret manuals, study martial arts, and practice martial arts?"

Shi Feizhe explained the significance of learning pinyin and recognizing characters, which surprised several people. Guan Shan, a semi-illiterate man, only knew a dozen characters before he memorized the Thousand Character Classic. After all, you can't expect the gang to give you literacy classes, right? Huang Goudan knew quite a few words, but they were all about killers. He only knows one or two hundred words in the Thousand Character Classic. Old Man Fan realized the value of this thing and wanted to popularize it throughout the world, but it seems... a bit difficult! Xiong Ba's eyes moved slightly, and he remembered that he had made more than a dozen teachers vomit blood because of him. "It's still a little early to say that it will be popularized throughout the world, but once we learn it ourselves, we can teach it to those who come after us. As Qingshan Martial Arts Academy continues to grow, more people will naturally learn Pinyin!" "This is how the world is. The strong will always be praised by the great scholars!" Shi Feizhe looked at the four of them and continued to teach them pinyin. After teaching seven or eight characters of pinyin and assigning homework, I started teaching math. Mathematics is much simpler. After all, it is easy for adults to understand addition and subtraction. As for multiplication... except for Mr. Fan, it was difficult for the other three to learn it. Hey! Seeing people in their twenties and thirties waving their fingers to calculate multiplication and multiplication formulas, Shi Feizhe felt it was ridiculous. What’s even more ridiculous is this world! Most of the warriors in the world are at this level. Just like that saying. The idea of ​​a handsome and elegant hero is just a fantasy of ordinary people. Who says a hero can’t have pockmarks or a bald head? Who says that heroes must know multiplication and division?  There are illiterates everywhere on the streets. This kind of world is really ridiculous.

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