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Military Life: After Two Years As A Soldier, You'Ll Get Your Own Page In The Family Tree

Military Life: After Two Years As A Soldier, You'Ll Get Your Own Page In The Family Tree

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Chapter 7: The old ladies who grab discounted eggs in the supermarket are faster than you!

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Chapter 7: The old ladies who grab discounted eggs in the supermarket are faster than you!

Su Yan was having a nightmare about fighting Black and White Impermanence, and instinctively kicked out with all his might.

Bang!

Accompanied by a muffled groan, Yang Guang was caught off guard by the kick and uncontrollably stumbled back several steps.

However, being a veteran of several years, he only retreated a few meters before steadying himself, enduring the pain without making a sound.

Su Yan woke up with a start, saw it was Yang Guang, and was completely stunned; he immediately jumped out of bed, went up to him, and asked with concern,

“Squad Leader, are you alright?”

Yang Guang clutched his stomach, frowned, and said, “I’m fine!”

Su Yan said apologetically, “Sorry, Squad Leader, I didn’t know it was you. I was having a nightmare just now, fighting Black and White Impermanence.”

Yang Guang waved his hand and said, “Alright, go back to sleep. I’m fine.”

“Yes!”

Su Yan looked back at him again, and after making sure he was alright, he climbed back into bed.

Yang Guang’s face was full of misery: In this day and age, to be a good Squad Leader, you need to cultivate an indestructible golden body...

Two hours later...

That tall figure was again bending over, carefully covering the new recruits with the calloused hands.

Su Yan vaguely saw him and quickly closed his eyes.

The next second, a large hand grabbed his quilt, covered his exposed thigh, and pulled the quilt up to his chest.

After everything was done, Yang Guang tiptoed back to his own bed.

Su Yan opened one eye, a warmth surged in his heart, and he couldn't help but think of the New Recruit Company’s Squad Leader from his previous life.

They seemed to have two completely different personalities.

During the day, he would scold you to death, but in the middle of the night, he would warm your heart until it was scalding hot!

The contrast was even greater than the day-night temperature difference!

...

The next morning!

The reveille sounded!

Every soldier reflexively sprang up from their beds, got dressed, and tidied their internal affairs.

After half a month of New Recruit Company life, they had slowly grown accustomed to their way of living.

After Feng Xiaoshan folded his quilt, he originally wanted to go help Su Yan, but found that he had already folded his.

The quilt was perfectly square, with sharp edges and corners, like a block of tofu, incredibly smooth!

Feng Xiaoshan asked with a surprised look, “Su Yan, this... this quilt was folded by you?”

Su Yan nodded, “Yes! Deputy Squad Leader!”

“Impossible! I didn’t teach you yesterday, how could you fold it so well?” Feng Xiaoshan shook his head, frowning as he asked.

“Honestly, did you not even cover yourself with the quilt yesterday?”

As soon as he said this, the other soldiers also looked at Su Yan’s bed, and after a closer look, they were all stunned.

The quilt was indeed folded like a work of art, polished almost as well as the Squad Leader’s.

It was well known that the New Recruit Company’s quilts were difficult to fold.

First, they had to be pressed firmly, and it required a certain skill to truly fold them into a square block.

It wasn't like the ones at home, where you could just casually roll them up.

For Su Yan, a new recruit who had just joined the army, to suddenly fold it to the standard of a veteran, it was indeed unbelievable.

Su Yan said with a wry smile, “Deputy Squad Leader, I did cover myself with the quilt last night, and this is how I folded it this morning.”

In his previous life, when he was in the New Recruit Company, although he only stayed for a month,

He was the soldier who folded his quilt the best and had the best internal hygiene in the platoon.

Coupled with the system’s assistance now, everything was much easier to handle.

“Yan Ge, did you perform magic? I’ve been folding for half a month, and mine still looks like tofu dregs. How can you fold yours so well all of a sudden?”

Li Dazui scratched his head and asked in confusion.

Su Yan explained awkwardly, “Maybe it’s because I have a stronger learning ability. I just watched you guys fold, and I learned from the side.”

As soon as he said this, everyone burst out laughing on the spot.

Isn't it said that you understand it by looking, but fail when you try?

Where do you leave the face of us new recruits?

“Fall in! Are you all deaf? Get out, quickly, quickly!”

Yang Guang roared, and everyone immediately stopped talking, put on all their gear, and rushed out.

Yang Guang walked at the end, suddenly stopped, and glanced back at the quilt on Su Yan’s bed, his eyebrows slightly raised.

A bit interesting...

...

In less than 2 minutes, everyone from Third Platoon had assembled!

Yang Guang raised his hand to look at his watch, then looked at Second Platoon, who was training nearby, and felt a surge of anger.

This time, their assembly time was 2 minutes later than usual.

Even Second Platoon, who usually ranked behind them, was a minute earlier than them.

“Oh ho, Old Yang, the sun’s already shining on your butts, and you’ve only just finished assembling. Did you have some spring dream last night and sleep too soundly?”

Zhou Cheng, the Squad Leader of Second Platoon, walked over with a mischievous smile, his face full of schadenfreude.

He had finally caught them once, and he had to gloat this time.

Yang Guang glared at him and said grumpily, “We just went to the restroom, that’s why we were two minutes late.”

“Oh~” Zhou Cheng let out a meaningful “oh,” and smiled with a raised eyebrow: “Speaking of which, I’ve never seen a group of grown men collectively line up to go to the restroom.”

He looked at the soldiers of Third Platoon and said, “Well, don’t drink so much water at night.”

“Frequent urination, urgency, and it’s easy to get kidney deficiency. Shoot less at night, and in the end, it delays training. It’s not worth it!”

“Hahaha~”

Yang Guang swept a cold glance over him, and Zhou Cheng quickly covered his mouth, switching to vibrate mode: “Sorry, I’m not laughing at you guys, I just thought of something happy.”

“My mom called yesterday and said that our female dog just gave birth to a few puppies.”

Yang Guang looked at him with a raised eyebrow and asked, “So, you’re laughing so happily because those puppies are yours?”

Zhou Cheng was still holding back his laughter, but upon hearing this, his smile immediately froze, and he glared at him fiercely, cursing,

“Get lost, Yang Guang, you’re talking nonsense! You deserve to lose to us in today’s intensive training.”

With that, he turned and left angrily.

Having won a round, the soldiers of Third Platoon couldn’t stop laughing.

“What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at!” Yang Guang walked angrily to the middle of the formation, yelling at the top of his lungs: “This time, you assembled a full 2 minutes later than usual.”

“Anyone who didn’t know would think you all collectively went to give birth.”

“At this speed, grandmas snatching discounted eggs at the supermarket are faster than you!”

“Everyone, one hundred push-ups!”

“If you don’t finish, add another hundred!”

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