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Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags
She had been lonely and helpless in her previous life and ended up being wronged and imprisoned. Now that she was reborn with a precious heirloom bestowed on her, she activated an alternate space and became a doctor after absorbing all medical knowledge within. As she opened her own clinic, set up her own company, purchased houses and lands and found her birth family, her worth and social status rocketed and attracted more and more suitors.“Master, that chap from the Zhao family pretended to be sick and went to seek treatment from the future mistress yesterday…” said one of the servants.“Break his legs and injure him inside out! He wants to be sick? I shall make him sick for real if that is what he wants!” said the man unhappily.“Yes, Master. But…what are you doing now, Master?” the servant asked curiously as the man swallowed a bunch of expired food.“I am sick now. I need to seek treatment from my wife,” the man pretended to be weak and said.
The status of a wizard is transcendent in all continents and in the universal plane. Mysterious, wise, cruel and bloodthirsty are synonymous with wizards. But what does a real wizard look like? After coming into contact with the world of wizards, Angel came to the conclusion:Wizards are a group of people who illuminate themselves with intellect-driven ideas, but are in a dialectical world with a materialistic attitude. In other words, this is a group of alternative scientists who walk alone in a rigorous manner in the pursuit of understanding reality.…..Multiple worlds, boundless overlap. Under the guidance of intelligent creatures, they have walked out of their respective paths of civilization. Among them, the wizard world, with its unique cultivation of civilization, runs through the endless plane. Even if the wizard world is so strong, the reality of the universe, is that the mysteries of the dimension are still unbreakable. Until, a multiverse traveler, visited this side of the world. (The traveler is not the protagonist, the traveler is not the protagonist , the traveler is not the protagonist, things that are important are said three times!)
When the game became reality, a new world presented itself to mankind. Monsters, demons, angels, elves, and legendary creatures have emerged. Humans also had their own classes to choose from. Some people became masters of swordsmanship and traveled across the world with one sword. Some people became martial arts masters and restored peace to the world with a pair of iron fists. Zhang Xuan, who crossed over and awakened to become the only class of Undead Wizard, started with a god-level talent, and all the damage suffered was transferred to the summoned creatures. From now on, the summoned creatures would not die and Zhang Xuan would not be destroyed! One hundred years later, endless skeleton soldiers formed a large army, pushing across the realms. Billions of witch-demon mages devoured life. Under the curse, the gods were turned into white bones. While Zhang Xuan sat high on his immortal throne. He became the nightmare of billions of living beings. "I am the juggernaut!"
Lin Fan acquired the Sign-in System that led him on the path of the life of a god-level nouveau riche.He was proficient in culinary arts, was a divine physician, a godly singer, a famous author and painter, an expert pianist, and even had a beautiful and cute catgirl as his girlfriend.He just wanted to quietly enjoy life, but he accidentally became the richest person in the world.[Slice of Life]
To rise from defeat; to revive amidst the dissipation.As the vast oceans turn to dust and the thunder and lightning fade away,That strand of spiritual mist once again approaches our great world.With the shackles that bound our world now severed—A whole new world of mystery and wonder awaits,As we turn the corner…——The Sacred Ruins is a story set in a post-apocalyptic world. A world that has recovered to a state that is roughly equal to our own world in terms of technology and culture, although its ancient history remains largely unknown. The story begins during the post-graduation trip of our protagonist, where he discovers some ancient ruins and witnesses “the great change”, an upheaval that changed everything. The changing earth not only brought about new, unexplored landscape but also sparked the evolution of all organisms. Plants and animals started gaining sentience and some humans obtained unimaginable powers. The legends, myths, and tales of old seemed to have suddenly come to life as the earth entered a new era where beasts and men formed factions, explored new lands and ultimately struggled for supremacy.We follow the MC as he grows from being an eccentric young man into a badass expert warrior while meeting other funny characters and forming brotherly bonds. We watch as he falls into just as much hilarious situations as he does perilous ones, all the while wondering and slowly discovering the mysteries of this world. Just why was the world destroyed in the first place? Who or what had triggered this earth-shattering “change”? What profundities lie behind the process of evolution?
[Ding!][Cashback System Activation Requirement Met!][System Binding In Progress...!][System Successfully Linked!][Spent $1,000. 10x Critical Hit. Earned $10,000. The money has been transferred to account XXX-XXX-XXX][Spent at least $1,000 on a beautiful lady. Received 1 lottery ticket. Do you want to use it?][YES][NO]Kyle was a man that has never had any luck in life and he was on the verge of ending it all after being fired from his minimum wage job due to a customer's complaint which turned out to be a lie but due to the customer being an attractive lady, no one believed Kyle.To make matters worse, he had to pay for the damages that was caused by the customer.Beautiful people, they had it easy, didn't they?This was his last step and he knew that he wouldn't see tomorrow as he searched for a river to throw himself in.He thought his mind finally broke as there was no explanation for the Cyan Screen that popped up as he clicked the [YES] button.[You have drawn Charm!][Charm: There is nothing the user can't charm his way out of or into! The universe has blessed you with charisma!]"Hahaha! I must have lost my marbles..." Kyle muttered to himself but his phone soon rang out to show that he had a notification.And to his surprise, he saw $10,000 sitting in his account and his jaw dropped."THIS IS FOR REAL!!!"
Feng Chen travels through the fantasy world and awakens the system.At the beginning, he summons three thousand saints and creates the assassination organization Yama Palace!"Kill the quasi-emperor, and the reward is the ultimate weapon,""Erase the ancient royal family, and the reward is the ancient immortal scripture!""Attack the holy land, and the reward is the ancient immortal king inheritance?"As long as you can pay the price, enter the life and death stage, even the supreme, the true immortal, will bow your head!A few years later, Feng Chen looked at the countless true immortals, immortal kings, and immortal emperors under his command. ...Show more
Catching arrows, running up walls, crushing boulders and bending metal, these are but petty parlour tricks in the eyes of a true martial artist. But where can a martial artist stand in an era of material pursuit?Join Wang Yu, the greatest martial genius the world has ever seen, as he takes on the gaming world of “Rebirth”, where dragons, demons and immortals are more than just legends.
When I became a rich young master, I had to enjoy it.Training? No!That is so boring.I have a system, no need for training.Are you hungry? Come, I will treat you with some food at a luxurious restaurant.What a poor homeless. Come, I will give you a house.I, Lin Fan am a good person.
Everyone said that Yi Qing was the number one Sword Cultivator in the world, with a swordsmanship and cultivation that no one could surpass. Whether it was when he was cultivating in the Lower Realm, or when he was in the Ten Heavens of the Upper Realm, he has always been undefeated.Yi Qing laughed and said: “That is because you do not know of my Master. If we speak of cultivation, I am not as good as she by a long mile. Thinking about it, at the start, out of the ten Heavenly Emperors of the Upper Realm, my Master beat up nine, and the one left was myself.”“Master? You actually have a Master! Who? How come we never heard of it?”“My Master is…. Eh? Master? Master! And my Master? Has anyone seen my Master?”A person next to them quietly raised her paw. “I am here!”
The most precious things in the world are priceless. Ordinary men tend to turn a blind eye to this fact. Apart from the treasured air, sunlight, and familial love, there is still one more thing that’s extremely valuable. It’s right beside you and can be easily obtained. But… I wonder whether you can see it?