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Chapter 9: Pretend to be struck by lightning!

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Chapter 9: Pretend to be struck by lightning!

In the Gao Family's main hall, everyone looked on in silence and shock at the young man who seemed not to have taken Jiang Xiaotang's words to heart.

Throughout the Jiangdong Area, if Jiang Xiaotang were to propose a marriage, countless people would flock to the Jiang Family's gate.

But what about this young man?

He actually said he needed to consider it!

Old Master Gao was equally shocked, but Chen Xuan's reply was like a sharp knife piercing his heart: 'I don't even care about the Jiang Family's granddaughter, let alone your Gao Family?'

However, Jiang Xiaotang felt a hint of joy at Chen Xuan's reply and said, "Thank you, Little Miracle Doctor. As long as Little Miracle Doctor has made his decision, my Jiang Family can fulfill this marriage contract at any time, and we will absolutely not break our promise like some untrustworthy petty people."

These words made all the Jiang Family members' faces flush with heat.

Jiang Ye actually valued that young man so much. What ability did he possess?

The guests present trembled inwardly. They truly couldn't understand what qualifications a small-time person from the countryside had to make the renowned Jiang Ye make such a decision.

"Hmm, I'll consider it." Chen Xuan nodded, then looked at Old Master Gao and said, "My Shiniang spent three days of hard work to extend your life by eight years, but after enjoying eight good years, it's about time you've lived enough. Recently, have you felt a faint pain in your Zigong and Shanzhong acupoints? Enjoy the remaining month you have, because your time is almost up."

With that, Chen Xuan slung his bag over his shoulder and swaggered out of the Gao Family's main hall.

As he left, whether intentionally or not, he even let out a fart at the Gao Family's main entrance!

Seeing this, Jiang Xiaotang quickly followed with Jiang Wushuang.

Old Master Gao's body trembled. Looking at the young man's departing back, a surging tide of shock had already risen in his heart!

"Hmph, he's just a small-time person who got lucky and latched onto Jiang Xiaotang, that big tree. But even if you've latched onto Jiang Xiaotang, what of it? It's still easy for this Young Master to play you to death, you bumpkin..." Seeing the low spirits of the Gao Family members, Zhou Jian said, "Old Master Gao, there's no need to worry. Recently, my Zhou Family has connected with Master Wu. With Master Wu backing us, even Jiang Xiaotang wouldn't dare to act rashly."

"Master Wu..."

The guests present gasped. Master Wu was also one of the big bosses in the Jiangdong Area, holding a similar status to Jiang Ye.

Hearing this, Wu Lili, who had been somewhat worried, exclaimed in delight, "Master Wu is the most senior big boss in our Jiangdong Area, with deeply entrenched status in the Jiangdong Area. Zhou Jian, you are truly the most promising. From now on, our Old Gao Family will depend on you."

"Of course Zhou Jian is the most promising! That damned bumpkin even wanted us, the Gao Family, to regret it. Hmph, once Master Wu stands behind us, what if that bumpkin has latched onto Jiang Ye? He'll never be able to lord over our Gao Family in this lifetime."

Old Master Gao breathed a sigh of relief, looking at Zhou Jian with even greater affection.

Gao Yao looked arrogantly in the direction Chen Xuan had left, a cold sneer in her heart. Did a powerless, uninfluential bumpkin really think that by latching onto Jiang Ye, he had turned from a crow into a phoenix? Compared to their prestigious families, he was still miles apart and would never be able to lord over the Gao Family in this lifetime. Her judgment was not wrong; compared to that disgusting bumpkin, Zhou Jian was ten, a hundred times better!

..."Little Miracle Doctor, thank you for your help on the train today. If I hadn't met Little Miracle Doctor, I, Jiang Xiaotang, wouldn't know how much longer I could live. This time, I, Jiang Xiaotang, owe Little Miracle Doctor an enormous favor!" The Jiang Family's luxurious motorcade drove on the main road. Inside a luxurious RV, Jiang Xiaotang looked at Chen Xuan with sincere earnestness.

"Your ailment was a minor issue. Besides, didn't you just help me? We're even now. Oh, by the way, just call me Chen Xuan." Looking at the extremely luxurious car beneath his butt, he secretly ran his hand along the seat. 'Damn it, it feels so comfortable! When I get rich, I'm going to buy a luxury car like this too. Then I'll drive it back to Taiping Village, and Widow Wang and Xiao Ying will definitely throw themselves into my arms.'

Jiang Xiaotang didn't know Chen Xuan's inner thoughts; he only took Chen Xuan's words as modesty. One should know that the funds alone for treating his illness had already exceeded 100 million, not including other hidden expenses.

"I wouldn't dare, Chen Miracle Doctor. Your medical skills are extraordinary, and I fear you are of a master-level even in our Tianchao Country. How could I address you by your given name?" Jiang Xiaotang said, "Chen Miracle Doctor, to express my gratitude, please accept these humble gifts."

Jiang Xiaotang glanced at Jiang Wushuang, who, somewhat reluctantly, handed a property deed and a car key to Chen Xuan.

Jiang Xiaotang had arranged for these things to be prepared as soon as he got off the train. After the Jiang Family's people tracked Chen Xuan's whereabouts, he immediately rushed to the Gao Family without delay.

Chen Xuan looked at the two items placed before him. Even if he was a bumpkin, he knew what these things were, but he didn't reach out to take them.

Though he was mischievous, and at times even a scoundrel, he also had his bottom line.

A phrase his Shiniang often reminded him of: 'Many things gifted by fate have already been secretly priced!'

All gifts come with a cost!

Moreover, he particularly disliked purposeful gifts like those from Jiang Xiaotang.

Chen Xuan glanced at Jiang Xiaotang: "To say I'm not tempted would be bragging, but what I want, I will earn with these two hands. You Jiang Family can take these back."

Hearing this, Jiang Wushuang looked at him with some surprise. This guy, who had just come from the countryside, could actually resist such temptation. She tentatively asked, "You really don't want them? This is a villa in Linjiang Pavilion, worth tens of millions, and an eight-million-dollar sports car."

She had coveted that villa in Linjiang Pavilion for a long time, but even though Jiang Xiaotang doted on her, he hadn't relented.

And now, Jiang Xiaotang was offering this villa to this poor boy who had just come from the countryside, and he actually refused it!

Chen Xuan couldn't help but shiver. What? A villa worth tens of millions, an eight-million-dollar sports car... Damn it, this Old Guy next to me is too rich!

Wait, isn't he trying to marry this Niangmen to me? How about... I just accept it!

He thought shamelessly, looking at the property deed and car key Jiang Wushuang took back. He really wanted to slap himself twice. Why the hell did you have to act so high and mighty? That was a mansion worth tens of millions! What's wrong with being a little soft-boned?

Jiang Xiaotang looked at him with admiration and said, "Chen Miracle Doctor truly lives up to his reputation as an extraordinary person. It was my oversight, offering these vulgar things was an insult to Chen Miracle Doctor."

Insult? Insult your sister! Can you damn well insult me again?

Brother regrets it!

Chen Xuan was on the verge of tears.

But since he had already put on that act, he naturally couldn't ask for them back.

Now he finally understood that saying: 'Don't show off, or you'll get struck by lightning!'

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