Chen Xuan felt both hatred and love for his Second Shiniang.
When he was a child, she would ostensibly give him a bath, almost crippling him with her playfulness.
Zhao Nanchu rolled her eyes at him and said dismissively, "Your little earthworm is not something this granny is interested in right now. Wait a few more years."
Hearing this, Chen Xuan breathed a sigh of relief. His Second Shiniang was as mischievous and tricky as a demon. Her methods of pranking him were endless. The one that Chen Xuan remembered most vividly was when she once caught a hundred venomous snakes and put them in his bed while he was asleep, causing Chen Xuan to almost meet the King of Hell the next morning. Luckily, Lin Su Yi's medical skills were superb, otherwise he would have really kicked the bucket!
Of course, Chen Xuan couldn't even count how many such incidents had happened. He vaguely remembered another time when this Niangmen tricked him into swallowing a centipede the length of a chopstick... Sometimes, Chen Xuan wondered if his survival to this day was a damn miracle!
"Oh right, wash my clothes later." After saying that, Zhao Nanchu, who was about to go inside, turned her head and said to Chen Xuan in a seductive tone, "My personal clothes are in there, you Xiao Duzi. If you dare to secretly hide them or have any improper thoughts, This old lady will cripple that harmful thing of yours!"
Looking at Zhao Nanchu, who gave him a peace sign before entering the house, Chen Xuan shivered instantly and couldn't help but squeeze his legs together. The scenes of being pranked as a child flashed through his mind like a movie.
However, thinking that he would be able to leave this Demon Master's side tomorrow, Chen Xuan, who was originally a little reluctant, suddenly felt a surge of anticipation!
Looking at the pile of clothes on the shelf in the corner, Chen Xuan could only honestly become a laundry boy. However, only Zhao Nanchu would make him do such a thing. Although First Master Mother Lin Su Yi also seemed carefree, she had never made Chen Xuan wash her clothes, let alone her personal clothes.
"Boss, do you really want this little bastard to leave tomorrow?" Inside the house, Zhao Nanchu sat lazily on a recliner with her legs crossed, cracking melon seeds, and asked Lin Su Yi, who was arranging medicinal herbs on a shelf nearby.
Lin Su Yi said indifferently, "It's been almost twenty years. It's time for him to go out. Don't forget the responsibility he bears!"
Zhao Nanchu frowned slightly, then said, "This little bastard suddenly leaving, I'm actually a bit reluctant. But can this little fellow resist the temptations of the colorful world outside? What if he finds a bunch of women out there? I don't know what kind of sin the nine of us committed in our previous lives to end up ..."
"Second, you're talking too much!" Lin Su Yi waved her hand, interrupting her, and said, "You should understand what he carries on his shoulders. His destined path should also begin to unfold."
Zhao Nanchu didn't say anything more. The boy's destiny had just begun, but theirs had been sealed more than ten years ago!
That little bastard was their nine bane!
"Second Shiniang, I'm done washing!" Chen Xuan walked in from outside at this moment.
Hearing this, Zhao Nanchu looked up, stretched out her long leg, and said to him with a smile, "Xiao Duzi, come here and massage Shiniang's legs!"
Chen Xuan was willing to do this job and immediately trotted over, squatting down to massage Zhao Nanchu's legs. Although Zhao Nanchu was already twenty-nine years old and lived in this desolate mountain gully, she was very well-preserved. Her tender skin, as if it could be broken with a touch, was like that of a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl.
Of course, massaging legs was one thing, but Chen Xuan dared not take liberties with his demon Shiniang. If he did, whether he could live to see the sun tomorrow would be a problem.
"Xiao Duzi, you go peek at Widow Wang every other day. I wonder, compared to her, whose skin is more tender?" Zhao Nanchu looked at Chen Xuan, who was massaging her legs without looking away, with a smile.
Hearing this, Chen Xuan chuckled and said, "Of course it's you, Second Shiniang. How can Widow Wang compare to you, Second Shiniang."
Zhao Nanchu continued to stare at him with a smile, "Since that's the case, why don't I see you peeking at Second Shiniang bathing anymore?"
"Uh..." Chen Xuan broke out in a cold sweat and quickly shook his head like a rattle drum, "I wouldn't dare!"
"Hmph, look at your useless self." Zhao Nanchu stretched out her slender hand and patted the back of his head, continuing, "Let me ask you another question, who do you think is prettier, me or your First Master Mother?"
Cold sweat was already running down Chen Xuan's forehead. He secretly glanced at Lin Su Yi, who was arranging medicinal herbs. He knew that if his next answer offended either of them, he would definitely not have a good outcome.
"First Master Mother and Second Shiniang are equally beautiful. When I get a wife in the future, I will definitely marry someone like First Master Mother and Second Shiniang."
Hearing this, Lin Su Yi and Zhao Nanchu's hearts trembled simultaneously.
"Hmph, you glib-tongued fellow, I'm not satisfied with that answer." Zhao Nanchu glared at him and asked again, "Tell me, if you had to choose one of us to be your wife, who would you choose?"
Chen Xuan's eyes widened, constantly scanning Lin Su Yi and Zhao Nanchu. He had never really thought about this question. Both of his Shiniangs were of the level that could bring disaster to a nation, which made it truly difficult for him to choose.
Lin Su Yi also looked at him, her eyes releasing dangerous signals, as if if Chen Xuan's answer didn't satisfy her, a beating would definitely be unavoidable.
"How about choosing both?" This fellow's gaze lingered on Lin Su Yi and Zhao Nanchu for a moment as he tentatively asked.
"Oh, so you little bastard really do have ideas about us..." Zhao Nanchu and Lin Su Yi both looked at him with ill intent, clearly ready to take action.
Seeing this, Chen Xuan quickly said, "Stop, stop, stop, Second Shiniang, can we switch to another question?"
"Alright, I'll give you another chance. Tell me, whose figure is better, mine or your First Master Mother's?"
"Never measured..." This fellow blurted out.
However, after saying it, he regretted it, because two gazes, as if they wanted to kill him, had already fallen on him simultaneously.
Immediately after, sounds of wailing and crying filled the room.
In terms of fighting skill, Chen Xuan knew very well that ten of him probably wouldn't be a match for these two abnormal Shiniangs. In the end, he could only take a beating.
For a full half an hour, when Chen Xuan lay on the ground like a dead dog, barely breathing, the two Shiniangs, who in his eyes were like two fierce women, finally stopped.
Seeing the fellow lying motionless on the ground, Zhao Nanchu directly kicked him, "Alright, stop playing dead. Your Xiao Duzi's skin can't even be penetrated by bullets. Since you're leaving tomorrow, Second Shiniang will give you a special reward tonight."
Hearing about a reward, Chen Xuan immediately jumped up and asked with a fawning smile, "Second Shiniang, what reward?"
"Warm our beds tonight!"
Hearing this, Chen Xuan's face instantly darkened!
Early the next morning, Chen Xuan was kicked out by Lin Su Yi and Zhao Nanchu.
Looking at his tightly shut door, Chen Xuan, with a pair of panda eyes, looked pitiful.
"Alas, who knows how long it will be before I return after this departure. Shiniangs, you must wait for me to come back to Taiping Village!" Chen Xuan looked back at Taiping Village with reluctance.
But when he turned around again, an excited expression immediately appeared on his face, "Finally, I can leave Taiping Town and see the outside world! Eastern Mausoleum, girls in the city, here comes Chen Xuan!"
"That little bastard is gone!"
On a mountain not far from the village entrance, Lin Su Yi and Zhao Nanchu stood there, watching the young man's receding figure.
Lin Su Yi said indifferently, "If you're reluctant, you can go with him. One of me is enough to guard this place!"
"Hmph, This old lady wouldn't be reluctant about that little bastard..." Although Zhao Nanchu looked disdainful, there was still a hint of reluctance deep in her eyes. After all, this was the little cub she had raised!
"The fierce tiger has escaped its cage. This world will eventually become unpredictable. Send the message to the Divine Capital!"
Lin Su Yi looked up at the world, and in her clear beautiful eyes, a captivating divine light bloomed!
