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Chapter 389: Swearing without using any dirty words

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Chapter 389: Swearing without using any dirty words

"Prisoner Chen is back!" With the announcement, several people in the official room closed their mouths and looked towards the door. Chen Guanlou was drinking tea in a nearby teahouse. He is not a person who likes shopping, especially when he is upset. We went to a familiar teahouse to drink tea and listen to books. When the jailer found him, he originally didn't want to go back to the prison. Then I thought about it, it was not good for the things I did to implicate the people below. If Lei Yucheng is really going crazy, he can handle it alone. Look, he really has a conscience. He followed the jailer back to the sky prison. He had sharp ears and eyes. He heard the noise in the office room and got an idea, and then asked the jailer to report it. "What are you doing here? Aren't you busy?" As soon as he entered the door, he angrily yelled at several class leaders, "Go, don't bother Mr. Lei here. If any of you offend Mr. Lei, I will deal with you when you go back." He took it upon himself to kick Xiao Jin's stool. Xiao Jin took the lead and left the office without any hesitation, without even looking at Lei Yucheng. A hardcore bitch taken to the extreme. As soon as he left, the remaining three people hesitated for half a second and then all stood up and left.

Lei Yuucheng was so angry that his chest ached, "Chen Guanlou, do you still have my eyes on me? Do I allow them to leave?" "Sir, calm down. The person you want to reprimand is me, so why bother those class leaders. I know you want me to embarrass myself in front of those people and damage my majestic image in everyone's mind. But, there is no need to do this. Do." "I think it's necessary to do this." Lei Yucheng started to make some remarks. Several of the squad leaders are rough people, they don't understand etiquette, they talk nonsense when they open their mouths, and they can't put on the airs of a superior officer. Chen Guanlou talks about etiquette and face, which is great. He must set up the score, and the bigger the score, the better. Chen Guanlou chuckled lightly, "I listened to a few words of what you were talking about outside. When Jiang Yucheng died, I had just been in Tianlu for a while and didn't understand anything. But I also know that Jiang Yucheng's death was not simple. ” "What do you want to say?" Lei Yucheng felt a little frightened. No matter what the wind was blowing today, all he said was that dead ghost Jiang Yucheng. I want to use Jiang Yucheng to threaten him, dreaming. As a prison warden, he must defend his authority and never act as a rubber stamp. Chen Guanlou was very rude and regarded the official room as his own territory. He poured tea for himself and asked Lei Yuucheng if he wanted it. Lei Yuucheng said no, and then he came back to his senses and said, "Chen Guanlou, don't go too far." Chen Guanlou blew on the hot tea and said softly: "No one in Tianlao is safe except me! Because my backer has the highest status, the most power, and the most expensive status. The key is that my surname is Chen, and I spend money with you guys People who buy backers are completely different. I am Chen Jiazi, and I may seem insignificant, but the Hou Mansion will never stand by and watch others plot against me. If I die one day, the Hou Mansion will avenge me for the sake of face and the Chen family. Therefore, I am the safest in the entire Tianlao. No matter what I do, even if I kill a few people, the Criminal Department will not interfere. Instead, they will find ways to cover up the aftermath for me. However, I never act recklessly just because I have a backer. If Shangguan gives me face, I will naturally give Shangguan face. Face is given to each other. Just because I understand the rules and know how to abide by them, my superiors are more tolerant towards me. You see, I have closed the A-shaped prison for so many days. The Ministry of Punishment must have gotten the news a long time ago. Why has no one come to see me? Why has no one come to reprimand me? Mr. Lei, why do you think so? " Lei Yuucheng said nothing, but his face became increasingly ugly, and his eyes were a little confused and confused. Chen Guanlou continued: "Because the superiors know that I do things in a measured way and will not do things to perfection. So the people above are all waiting to see what happens. But Lei Yucheng, you can't calm down and jump out. Guess, the superiors Did the people treat you as a joke?” "You..." Lei Yucheng was holding a mouthful of blood in his heart, but he couldn't spit it out. "You are really too arrogant!" "I am only moderately arrogant in my own territory. Why don't you turn a blind eye and pretend that you don't know? We are still superiors and subordinates and get along well with each other. If you insist on tearing up the window paper, what will happen to you in the future? It's not very embarrassing." Chen Guanlou sighed repeatedly, as if he was sorry that the relationship between the two parties had become so awkward. Lei Yuucheng felt the pain in his heart getting more and more painful, as if it was fatal. He stared at Chen Guanlou with red eyes, "Your surname is Chen, and this is your biggest support. Without this support, you are nothing." "That makes sense. Up and down the Tianlao, there are high-ranking officials and dignitaries. Everyone is nothing if they leave their backers. My lord, if you leave your backers, you are just a lowly street bastard. You can't even carry my shoes." You don’t even have the qualifications. I don’t even need to say anything, just look at you and someone will take care of you for me.” Lei Yucheng covered his heart. It had been so long since he had tasted such cruel humiliation. His attitude is always polite and his tone is calm, but every word he speaks is sharp and sharp, and every word can cut into people's hearts and kill people.

"You scholars are indeed extraordinary. I used to hear people say that the pen in a scholar's hand is a knife that can kill people. Now I know that not only the pen in the hand can kill people, but also the mouth. Chen Guanlou , I have no grievances against you, I am just doing my duty as a jailer, why do you stop me?" Chen Guanlou put down his tea cup and sighed, "I really don't want to get the situation into such an embarrassing situation, which is not in line with my interests. I have always been about being harmonious and making money, and come and go. It's just that this time, you and I Conflict of ideas will lead to injury. I don’t want to be hurt, so I can only wrong you, and I hope you can forgive me.” Listen, listen to what he said, he said the most polite words, but he was as ruthless as a knife. Lei Yucheng was extremely angry, but he was not as good at talking as the other party, who made him uneducated. In fact, he could curse people, but his curses were all vulgar and obscene. In addition to disgusting people's ears and showing that he was vulgar and uneducated, the lethality was clearly a small witch compared to Chen Guanlou. What is heart-breaking? Chen Guanlou is heart-breaking. He can only hurt people's flesh at most. At this moment, he regretted that he didn't read more books on weekdays. If it were a different occasion, if this was not in the office, maybe he could shamelessly curse Chen Guanlou with the most vulgar and rude language. But there is no if. He was in the prison and in the officialdom, so he had to be decent. He couldn't let those jailers laugh at him. He couldn't say the same vulgar words as the jailers, he was an official, he was not a lowly jailer. First of all, he had to distinguish himself from the lowly jailer in terms of his posture and language. He pinched the corner of the table, "I can't control you, right?" This was his last struggle as the warden of the prison, and he would never admit defeat.

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