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Martial arts immortality, I will eventually be invincible

Martial arts immortality, I will eventually be invincible

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Chapter 104: His head is not a chamber pot

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Chapter 104: His head is not a chamber pot

"The money was borrowed by Mr. Jiang Fengyu. According to the rules, the debt is settled when the person dies. You, the money house, are going to Tianlao to collect the debt. It's not good to be the first to break the rules!" As soon as Chen Guanlou finished speaking, all the jailers put their hands on the hilts of their knives. As long as Chentou gave an order, they would draw their knives and chop people. The money house thugs outside the pavilion were not to be outdone. They all drew their swords and long swords, and the muscles on their arms bulged. The scene suddenly became tense, and the atmosphere was so tense that the birds on the trees were scared and flew away. But the two beautiful maids seemed to have not seen this scene. They were still very relaxed and comfortable serving wine and fanning for Manager Li. Two knowledgeable maids, who are beautiful, are a waste for the sharp-nosed and monkey-faced Manager Li! "Put it all away, put it all away. Nothing happened, no need to be so nervous." Shopkeeper Li raised his hand and pressed it down lightly, and the thugs of the bank put away their weapons without hesitation. Chen Guanlou also waved his hand behind him, and the jailers also obediently loosened their knife handles. "Mr. Chen misunderstood. I asked you out today not to collect debts, but to find you to cooperate in a business." "Oh? What business is there in the prison that is worth Mr. Li's attention?"

"Mr. Chen is modest. I accidentally learned that Mr. Chen has a business in his hands, and our bank is also developing a pawn business. Why don't we cooperate with each other?" Damn! Is he a dog nose? He acted as an intermediary, helping the criminals sell rare calligraphy and paintings, and taking a commission ranging from 40% to 50%. He thought he was doing this business very secretly, but he still couldn't hide it from the eyes and ears of the bank. Another thing is that this business is not available every day and every month. One order a month is enough for eating, drinking and having fun. One order every two months is not too little. This business is a long-term business. It is long-term and has low risks. He can eat alone without sharing profits with other jailers. At most, he can use the money to treat everyone to a one-stop meal and entertainment, shutting up everyone's mouths. It doesn't cost much anyway. "Such a small business is also favored by Manager Li." "Hahaha, Chentou is really good at joking. How can a business with a profit of thousands of taels be called a small business." Chen Guanlou cooperated with the other party and laughed, but the smile did not reach his eyes, but revealed a bit of coldness. "Why don't you be more honest, Manager Li. I don't believe that the Sitong Money House, which is open all over the world, will be interested in such a small business." Manager Li smiled, but said nothing. Chen Guanlou understood and waved his hand, signaling the jailers to leave the pavilion. The jailers:... It was still the old man Xiao Jin who had a good eye and led the jailers out at the first time, without embarrassing him. The two beautiful maids also left the pavilion silently, leaving only a gust of fragrant wind. Shopkeeper Li put the wine glass aside, his expression looked a little hesitant. Chen Guanlou was not in a hurry at all, he picked up the chopsticks and ate and drank to his heart's content. "Are the dishes and wine to your taste?" "It is worthy of being the top-notch meal of Guanmeilou, very good!" Chen Guanlou raised his teacup, "Shopkeeper Li, don't be polite, eat and drink as much as you want."

Shopkeeper Li was happy. Chen Guanlou turned the tables and invited him to eat and drink. He smiled, "Our bank often receives some rare books of famous works used to pay off debts, and the origins of some of them are not very clear. If you can follow Chentou's way and pass through Tianlao, the commission will be easy to negotiate." Chen Guanlou slowed down the action of picking up the dishes, this is asking him to be a white glove! He sneered, "Those things in your hands that come from unknown sources, are going to the Tianlao route, isn't that a bit whimsical?" "Whether it's whimsical or not, why don't you do a deal first before drawing conclusions, Chentou?" "Why me? Tianlao has plenty of candidates." "Others are too inexperienced to be qualified to get involved in such business. Only you, Chentou, with the support of the Marquis' Mansion, are qualified." Shopkeeper Li was also quite frank, saying that he saw the advantage of Chen Guanlou's surname being Chen. Chen Guanlou sneered, "My last name is Chen, not the real owner of the Hou Mansion. If anyone wants to use me to plot against the Hou Mansion, the Hou Mansion and I have long been five generations apart. You have made a wrong calculation." "No one wants to plot against the Hou Mansion. Our goods only need to go through the Tianlao, and even Chentou does not need to come forward to touch the goods. It is just that there needs to be such a procedure in the account book. In short, the commission is negotiable." Chen Guanlou clicked his tongue twice, "The more you say this, the more I dare not agree. What kind of goods need to go through the Tianlao to settle accounts? After thinking about it, could it be the business of the most supreme place in the world? Manager Li, are you people who do money business so dark-hearted? What a bullshit commission, you might as well just say that you want to take my head to sacrifice to the heaven. There are really many people who want my head recently. In your eyes, I am just a fool, and my head can be used at will?" The more he talked, the angrier he became. Just because he is young and has a background that can be talked about, people want his head every day. His head is not a chamber pot. He can use it whenever he wants. "Did you misunderstand, Mr. Chen?" Shopkeeper Li still had a smile on his face, but it looked fake. Chen Guanlou pointed out the truth, and Shopkeeper Li didn't seem to be willing to continue acting. The two looked at each other, neither of them was willing to give in. "For only six hundred taels, you want my life. In your eyes, Shopkeeper Li, my life is not even worth six hundred taels." A curse came out directly. Chen Guanlou did not hide his anger at all, and he had no interest in continuing to pretend. Like a rookie, he pointed at Shopkeeper Li's nose and showed his anger to the fullest. Shopkeeper Li remained calm, even restraining the anger in his eyes, and became more and more convinced that the young man in front of him was a fool. Fools can be bullied! Chen Guanlou panted, "This deal can't be done. There is no debt even if you want it! Shopkeeper Li, why don't you draw a line, how to solve it, whether it is a literary fight or a physical fight, just a word." "Harmony brings wealth!" Shopkeeper Li laughed loudly. Chen Guanlou broke out in a cold sweat. The auras of two third-grade warriors were nearby, with the peak strength of the third grade. It is worthy of the Sitong Bank, which has opened business all over the world, to hire third-grade warriors as guards. The group of thugs outside are just for show, used to fill the scene. The real killer is the warriors they trained. Since there are third-grade, there is no guarantee that there are fourth-grade and fifth-grade. Fourth-grade and fifth-grade are out of reach for ordinary people. But for the Sitong Bank, which is backed by the royal palace and the East Palace, everything can be solved with money. Warriors also need to eat and spend money. The money they spend is ten or a hundred times that of ordinary people. Poor scholars and rich warriors, this principle is universal in any era. Ordinary people will not see fourth- and fifth-rank warriors, because high-ranking warriors are kept in captivity by the rich and powerful, or in the army. There are also high-ranking warriors wandering around the world, but their number is very small. Most of them rely on the rich and powerful to lead the entire family to success.

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