...
"Sir, Mark V system has restarted."
Jarvis's voice rang in his ears. Tony did a sit-up, pushing off the concrete wall panel that was pressing on him, then swatting Leon's outstretched hand away, scolding with a laugh:
"Go away, go away~"
"That was just an accident. If you gave me more time, I could have taken him down in two rounds at most. I wouldn't have needed your help at all."
"However,"
"You finally decided to come back!"
"I thought you were stuck somewhere, entangled with a woman."
"Oh, please~"
"Brother, you're practically a worm in my stomach."
Tony happily gave Leon a bear hug, and Leon returned the hug.
With Leon's return—
Iron Man 2 began, and Iron Man 2 ended.
As for Ivan Vanko, he was instantly defeated, nothing more to say.
Originally, he was an extremely rare technological talent, but with Tony around, his outstanding talent, harboring ill intentions, became a knocking stone for hell.
Just like a wise man, Leon would never keep such a person.
...
Inside the Monaco Racing Club.
With Homelander Leon present, this place was practically the safest in the World.
So the celebrities who had originally intended to leave were quite carefree and respectfully continued the party.
Backstage.
Leon peeled off the Mark V armor, which was so battle-damaged it couldn't be normally removed, piece by piece from Tony, like tearing cardboard.
Fortunately,
Tony only suffered some minor contusions in the end. Pepper, while verbally scolding him nonstop, applied ointment to him with eyes full of distress.
"Tony, if you act impulsively again like this without telling me beforehand, I'll resign!"
"Please, Pepper, you're the BOSS of the company now. If you resign, what will happen to the company?"
"I don't care!"
"Anyway, I'm going to resign!"
"Hiss—"
"Gentler, gentler!"
"It hurts me to death!"
Tony cried out in pain, begging for mercy.
"You know it hurts?"
Pepper laughed angrily, and immediately applied the ointment with more force.
To the side.
As two big light bulbs, Leon and Happy exchanged glances, both wanting to laugh but not quite daring to, twitching their shoulders twice.
"Mr. Leon, it's a good thing you were here this time, otherwise Miss Pepper might have fired me."
Black Widow Natasha, dressed in a "bustier white shirt + hip-hugging secretary skirt," bowed respectfully and cunningly to Leon.
Her angle was subtly managed, precisely at the edge of absolute temptation, where it was about to be revealed but not quite.
Seeing this, Leon's eyes widened instantly, and he inwardly exclaimed that Black Widow's scheming was terribly bad.
"【Question: Do you wish to perform today's sign-in?】"
'Ah?'
'What can Black Widow sign in for?'
Although Leon did have a fleeting thought of signing in, wasn't the system too fast, too sensitive?
Leon thought to himself, but following the principle of "since I'm already here," he decided to try a single draw on Natasha to test the Water.
'Open!'
【Ding, today's sign-in is complete. Congratulations to the Host for obtaining 'Protection from Progeny'.】
【Protection from Progeny: As long as You wish, You will never reach the reality of having offspring.】
【Introduction: With only women in your heart, drawing your gun will naturally be heroic.】
"What the hell?!"
Leon was so scared that his native language came out.
Fortunately, it was an ability he could control. If he had really signed in for a 'Destiny-Severing Body,' Leon couldn't even imagine it.
Although he currently had no intention of having children, 'having a sword and not using it' and 'having no sword to use' were two completely different matters.
Leon could choose not to have children, but he couldn't be without the ability to have children!
Otherwise, could he still be considered a normal man?
'By the way, System, is there what I'm thinking of in the pool right now?'
【Yes, there is.】
【For example, 'Root-Level Contraception Body'......】
'Stop, stop, stop!'
'I don't want to hear any more information about that thing!'
Lest 'what you keep thinking about will surely manifest,' and the system directly signs it in for Leon one day, then he would truly be dead with gratitude!
Thinking so.
Even the image of Black Widow Natasha in Leon's mind slowly became indescribable.
As expected of a female Agent from the Red Room.
Simply terrifying!
"Mr. Leon, are you alright?"
Seeing Leon's expression as horrifying as if he'd been on a roller coaster, Natasha asked in confusion.
"Nothing, I want to be alone."
With that said.
Leon dared not have any more communication with Natasha, decisively using his once-in-a-lifetime flash, fleeing the backstage as if escaping.
He now needed to regain the feeling of being a true man, lest the psychological Shadow directly evolve into a mental imprint.
Not long after.
Leon changed out of his soldier boy suit into a neat black suit. As Homelander, he became the focus of everyone's attention the moment he walked into the club venue.
Elegantly raising his glass,
After a brief greeting with various celebrities.
Leon sat down purposefully in the seat opposite Justin Hammer... and then, with extreme generosity and familiarity, put his arm around Christine's waist.
Then he greeted Justin Hammer opposite him, "Hey, Justin, I have to say, your 'ex-wife' is really f*cking good."
"Heh, hehe, thanks for the compliment."
Leon's double entendre made Justin Hammer's mouth twitch, and he secretly fumed inwardly.
But being powerless, he could only think about it inwardly, and in reality, he could only offer an awkward smile, then submissively echoed:
"It is her honor that Hammer's 'ex-wife' has received the recognition of the superhero Homelander."