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Leveling Up And Becoming Undefeatable

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Chapter 1014: Explode Your Eggs, Break Your Wiener

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Chapter 1014: Explode Your Eggs, Break Your Wiener

“Uncle!”

“Save me!”

A middle-aged man suddenly walked down from the second floor. He looked around at the messy first floor hall and immediately became angry. What made him even more furious was that Deng Weilong was pinned against the wall by someone who only had the strength at the Four Elements realm. This was a huge disrespect to the Deng Family!

His feet turned into a blur of phantom images as his figure moved like a gust of wind from the second floor. His gaze was like a tiger, staring at Luo Tian, who was the prey. His two sword-like brows quivered as he asked, “Kid, who are you?”

Luo Tian didn’t care about Deng Zhentian, who had appeared behind him.

He continued to stare icily at Deng Weilong and said, “I asked you to apologize. Did you not hear me clearly?”

Deng Weilong was originally scared, but the fear had all disappeared now. The domineering and arrogant expression recovered on his face. He then sneered, “You damn dog thing! The day of your death has arrived, and you still want me to apologize?!”

“You want me to apologize to an old woman?!”

“Do you know what status this young master has? Do you know what status she has? Apologize to her? Can she handle that weight?”

“And you!”

Deng Weilong then said arrogantly, “You better let me go right now and kneel down to apologize! Maybe I will give you a complete corpse. Otherwise… heh heh… you can get ready to be vaporized into ashes, you damn dog thing!”

He was cocky once more.

Who in Towering Cloud City doesn’t know the strength of the Deng family?

A random kid dared to make a move in the Heavenly Spirit Pavilion? Isn’t that basically courting death?

Originally, Deng Weilong was afraid that Luo Tian would really kill him. But now, he wasn’t afraid at all because he was very clear about the strength of his uncle, Deng Zhentian. Dealing with a martial artist in the Four Elements realm was easier than pinching an ant to death.

That’s why he was no longer afraid!

The surrounding people started discussing in whispers.

“Deng Zhentian? So he’s Deng Zhentian, an expert in the Condensation Element realm. Someone who can be ranked in the top five in terms of strength in the entire Deng family.”

“He is quite strong.”

“Did you see him go downstairs? He used the ninth grade martial skill, Phantom Steps. He was so fast that I could barely see him clearly. This kid is going to suffer for sure.”

“Was the trouble worth it? He offended the Deng family just for an old woman. I don’t think he’s going to be able to see tomorrow’s sunrise.”

These were all discussing this in low whispers.

However, less than three seconds after Deng Weilong spoke, Luo Tian’s knee slammed into his crotch before growling, “I told you to apologize to her! Did you fucking hear me?!”

He was furious!

“Bang~!”

“Aggghhh~!”

“Wuuu~, wuuu~, my, my…” He covered his crotch with both hands, and his body was bent like a cooked shrimp. Sweat appeared on his forehead from the pain he received.

Deng Weilong then stuttered, “Uncle, kill, kill, kill him…”

“You’re still too fucking stubborn to say it, right?!” Luo Tian shouted angrily.

His knee slammed into Deng Weilong’s crotch again. “The Deng family is so great, huh?! You can bully people without repercussions, huh?! You don’t even spare old people, huh?! Are you still a human being?! Do you think everyone is afraid of you?!”

“I’m not!”

The knee strike directly shattered Deng Weilong’s two eggs.

Deng Weilong opened his mouth and wanted to scream in pain, but no sound would come out. He only dry swallowed while his face turned pale white.

“Presumptuous!”

Deng Zhentian didn’t expect Luo Tian to make a move. And Luo Tian dared to make a move with him present, which was equivalent to not placing him in his eyes. Even more so, he wasn’t putting the Deng family in his eyes. Upon seeing Deng Weilong scream in pain, his feet blurred once more.

Just when he was about to kill Luo Tian with a palm strike, Luo Tian suddenly pinched Deng Weilong’s throat and turned around. He stared directly at Deng Zhentian and shouted, “Scram to the side for me!”

Luo Tian exerted more strength on his thumb, which was on the cervical bones of Deng Weilong’s neck. Just a little bit more force and Luo Tian could snap his neck.

Deng Zhentian’s face sank, and his heart felt a jolt of inexplicable panic.

When he looked at Luo Tian’s icy cold eyes, a trace of fear surprisingly appeared in his heart. This was inexplicable! He couldn’t figure out why a martial artist in the Four Elements realm would give him a sense of fear.

Luo Tian’s icy cold eyes were too eerie, similar to the officials of hell.

The stare can send shivers down anyone’s spine!

Deng Zhentian’s figure came to an abrupt stop. He focused his mind on expelling the fear in his heart and said, “Kid, you’d better let him go. Or else…”

“Or else your sister!” Luo Tian scolded Deng Zhentian before he could finish.

“Why is it so hard for him to apologize?!”

“He bullied an old woman!”

“Tell me! Who does he think he is?!”

“This daddy couldn’t stand it anymore! This kind of beast shouldn’t be allowed to live in this world!” Luo Tian’s tone showed how angry he was. When he looked at the old woman curled up and shivering in fear, the anger inside him surged up even more.

“Are you apologizing or not?!” Luo Tian shouted once more.

His voice went an octave higher.

Deng Weilong’s nerves almost broke, “I, I, I will apologize! I will do it now!”

His little wiener inside his pants was hurting beyond words.

If it doesn’t get treated soon, then things will become a big problem.

Deng Weilong no longer dared to show his temper, immediately looking at the old woman and saying, “Old woman, I’m sorry! I was wrong! Can you tell this big brother to be magnanimous and let me off?!”

The old woman looked at Luo Tian.

Luo Tian said in a deep voice, “Does solely apologizing help? Ten portions of the Blood Spirit Powder. One less portion, and you will die here today!”

Deng Weilong didn’t dare to argue since protecting his eggs and his wiener was the most important. He immediately shouted, “Did you guys hear that?! Do you want me to die?!” There was a trace of hatred in Deng Weilong’s eyes as he shouted that.

Deng Weilong was filled with hatred as he said to himself, “You just wait for me. As long as you are still alive and staying in Towering Cloud City, I will torture you miserably before I kill you.”

At the same time, Deng Zhentian said to the workers, “Do what Weilong said.”

Out of all the Deng brothers, Deng Weilong was the only male heir in the family. If something were to happen to him, even as the eldest uncle, he wouldn’t be able to absolve himself of the responsibility to the family.

Most importantly, there were some guests from the Misty Cloud Academy on the third floor of the Heavenly Spirit Pavilion. If they somehow came down and saw this situation, it would have a huge negative impact on the Deng family.

He wanted to take care of this matter as quickly as possible.

The moment Luo Tian steps out the door of Heavenly Spirit Pavilion, he will immediately die in the streets.

Ten portions of Blood Spirit Powder were quickly wrapped up and handed over.

The old woman trembled while taking it. She looked at Luo Tian, unable to stand properly. She then said, “Little brother, it’s not worth it to do this for an old misfortunate woman like me. Hurry up and try to run away.”

“My lord…”

“Great lord of this Heavenly Spirit Pavilion – everything was caused by this old woman and has nothing to do with this little brother. If you want to kill someone, please just kill me!” The old woman directly cried out.

Luo Tian then said, “Auntie, take the medicine and go save your son. There’s nothing more for you to do here.”

At this time, Deng Zhentian suddenly spoke, “It’s about time to release him, right?”

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