Let's play cards! In a different world of swords and magic

Xin died in 22 BC The [Magic Association of the Continent] held its first magician examination, and Celia personally served as the chief examiner. "Unqualified, next one." "Generally, rated as a fifth-level magician." "Unqualified. You can't even stand in front of my magic? That's terrible." ..... After Celia eliminated several magicians in a row, it was finally the turn of the young man named Gut. Celia: The magic power is pretty good. Wait, are you thinking of something when you look at me? Gutt: Um... I think you are very cute, can I hug you? Celia:...... Gut: And then...I noticed that your magic power is...shaking. "Oh-" Celia's lips curled up into an irrepressible smile. "You are qualified. Come and be my disciple." "Yes, teacher." ....... The next day, Celie called Gut to her side and pointed to the mountain-like magic book behind her and said. As a reward for my disciple, tell me a magic that you want most, and I will [give] it to you. Gut: Teacher, I want [Counter Magic]. Celia: Oh, there are still people who know this magic from the mythical era. Well, I will use the transfer magic... Gut: Teacher, I don’t want to use this method. Celia: Boring. Given the human lifespan, it would be difficult to grasp it even if one spends one's entire lifetime. Gut: Then let me stay by your side all my life. Celia: .... Gut, you are very ambitious. I will probably remember you as my disciple.

Kitazawa, a three-no traveler, a mediocre Chunin, taught at the Konoha Ninja School in order to survive to the end. After twenty-one years, he suddenly got a very wrong system. [Congratulations to the host for turning six, the strongest Hokage training system is open. ] "I finally got lucky? Wait, look at my eyes, this is six years old?" [Task 1: Help your deskmate Hinata Hyuga to get back the scarf. ] [Task 2: Graffiti on the Hokage Rock with your classmate Naruto Uzumaki. ] [Task 3: Defeat Uchiha Sasuke and dominate the Ninja School. ] [Task 4: Become the new three ninjas with Naruto and Sasuke, and worship Tsunade as your teacher. ] "Answer me, is it appropriate for a 21-year-old teacher like me to do this kind of task? I won't do it even if I jump from here!" [Task reward: Konoha Uzumaki...

"Name." "Onino Takeshi." "Occupation." "Film director." Takagi Shigeru raised his head and stared at the guy in front of him who looked more Yakuza than Yakuza. It was hard to believe that the other party was the man praised by the media as "the genius famous director", "the savior of Japanese movies", "Mr. Billion Dollar", and "the emperor of movies". The story starts with that violent man... This book is also known as: "About the fact that I made Conan a child star" and "Although he is a Yakuza, he chose a hot life"

Good news, I have traveled to Douluo Continent Bad news, level 2 innate soul power, willow stick for martial spirit Good news, there is a system Bad news, it is a system for cultivating top students Chen Ping: What kind of system is it if it can't be added! System: Boss, cultivation, three points practice, seven points eat, and the remaining ninety points are given to the top students' black technology. If you succeed, you will ascend to the God Realm with Nine Dragons protecting your body, and if you lose, you will ascend to the underworld with Nine Dragons pulling coffins. Now let me see where your limit is! ———————— God Realm, in front of the Sea God Temple. Chen Ping, who was covered in blood, sighed and sighed. Finally, although he only had level 2 innate soul power, he still killed here. Looking at the pale and shaking God King on the throne, Chen Ping raised his hand and held the long stick in his palm. And Chen Ping's system elf had already broken out of his body before Chen Ping, holding the same long stick in Chen Ping's hand, and saluted Chen Ping. "Boss, let me introduce myself. I was devoured by him and more than 90% of the world will of Douluo Star. I have only one mission now, which is to beat the God King until he screams!" "One stick hits the legs to prevent him from running away, and two sticks hit the mouth to prevent him from begging for mercy. I attack with speed, swing the stick with strength, lift my feet with accuracy, swing my fists with angles, and each stick has attitude. Please rest assured, boss."

"Hello, Professor Oak. Don't underestimate me because I'm a Gardevoir. I'm actually a human being, sealed in this body. My tens of millions of assets have been frozen. Now I only need a Pokémon Book and 6 Poké Balls to unlock them. Give me the things, and I'll give you 500 million in return...""Do I look like a fool to you...""Actually, this is what I am thinking, Professor Oak. I really am...""Even if you can talk, can you be a good elf?""……Can.""Then can you help me predict what my grandson's future will be like?""Your grandson... Never mind, I'll just go and predict the stupid thing.""..."…………

The Chinese special forces king traveled through the Zhenguan Tang Dynasty and became the son of Fang Xuanling.And he is being targeted by three women at the same time, each of whom is too high to be messed with.On the wedding day, three sedan chairs collided with each other.After the wedding ceremony, the bride's red veil was lifted and she was completely stunned:"What if I marry the wrong person?!"The bride smiled and said, "We've already been married and we've been married, can you still regret it?"

(The collapse of the iron is temporarily completed, waiting for the main map to be updated)The one standing before you now is——The knight of honor who saved Mondstadt,The living god who protects Liyue,The divine companion who has mercy on Inazuma,The ancient demon god who subverted Xumi!The founder of the harem plan of the Knights of Favonius.The executor of Liyue's dominance strategy,The pioneering work of the Inazuma household ownership system was realized.Punish the god of Fontainebleau as a sinner,The first good man to walk in Teyvat——Mr. Si Luo!

You have your indescribable things, and I have my own ways of talking, learning, joking and singing.In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and foreign gods, ordinary people will become distorted and crazy once they come into contact with the ancient knowledge.Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk artist from Tianjin, traveled through time and space. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, picking up the clapperboard at hand and muttering something."With such a beating from the bamboo board, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how badass Cthulhu is.""What is the Deep One? Which one is Migo? He comes from the abyss, how terrifying, just listen to his nonsense!""Yellow King Hastur, you have quite a few followers, growing claws and tentacles, are you trying to block me at the door?""If you let him in, I really won't hide. Just go ahead with the summoning ceremony. I won't indulge him!"You want me to lose my SAN? Practice for a few hundred million more years.There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment. Novel keywords: Tianjin People Never Lose SAN without pop-up window, Tianjin People Never Lose SAN txt full download, Tianjin People Never Lose SAN latest chapter reading

Deceptive magic?It's just a very weak magic that can only deceive the five senses and the seven emotions and six desires.Everit always says this, but everyone doesn’t think so!——Natsu: I once thought I spent the whole day with Everit playing in the forest, until Hubby told me that she was fishing with him by the river that day!Gray: I thought I was clothed countless times until the Senate warned me not to run around shirtless all year round!Erza: I used to think that Everit's magic was just some charlatan's magic. It wasn't until my face was covered in acne that I realized I'd been eating chili peppers like little cakes for a whole month!Lucy: I once really believed that Everit was a weak person. It wasn’t until we were exhausted that we defeated the Six Demon Generals, but he had already...Wendy: Even though Mr. Evelit looks kind, he is actually very scary.Laxus: Everit, I don’t want to fight you!"...."Yefulit was helpless: I'm just a weak magician who can't even do any magic effects.

The mentally ill Chris joined the anime chat group and bound himself to the Savior System.Since then, the multiverse has gained a cancerous savior.Homura Akemi: Thank you! Chris, ever since my world turned into a magical war between two witches, Kyubey has no time to care about Madoka!Emiya Kiritsugu: Thank you! Kerry, I made a wish to the Holy Grail for a nuclear button, and the world will be truly peaceful!Genichirō: Thank you! Ever since Ashina became a dog of the Ming Dynasty, the generals of the Imperial Household have to kowtow to me when they see me!Yakumo Yukari: Thank you! Ever since I asked all the residents of Gensokyo to debut in VTB, everyone has never lost faith!Uchiha Madara: Thank you! Ever since I found Uchiha Hikaru and destroyed the Five Great Nations, the Ninja World has been at peace!...Let me see where the 30th world is? Oh! You said this place is called Terra, then we just need to find Rhodes Island...What do you mean the Warmaster is dead?! You mean this Terra???Emperor: I suspect you are the Chosen of Tzeentch!

In 1179, Ailin traveled to the demon hunter world.This year,The Wolf School was at its peak.In Kaermerhen Castle, there were more than 20 demon hunters and nearly 50 demon hunter apprentices.However,the undercurrent of the school's destruction had already quietly surged.Under the general trend, Ailin could not stay out of it.Fortunately, he awakened the Demon Hunter Notes, and he could become stronger by killing monsters.[Ding! The first time to complete the monster: Water Ghost Subjugation, rating B][Reward: Water Ghost Heart Essence *1, Book: "A Brief Discussion on Twenty-three Cooking Methods of Water Ghost"...]Ailin:?Did something strange sneak in?...Many years later,the bases of the Demon Hunter Cult have spread all over the continent, surpassing the Wizard Council and becoming the largest neutral institution on the continent.In the hall of the Demon Hunter Cult headquarters, Master Ailin, the Water Ghost Killer, Monster Nemesis, and Little Mist Demon Champion Hunter, is explaining his book "Monster Economics" to his apprentices. "Apprentices, which part of a water ghost is the most valuable?" "Water ghost brain?" "Wrong!" "Water ghost tongue?" "Wrong!" Seeing the respect and confusion in the apprentices' expressions, Ailin's eyes were full of affection: "Water ghosts are treasures all over!" (Witcher, Demon Hunter fan fiction, non-original fans will not affect the reading.)

On the day he crossed the world of Harry Potter and received the admission notice, Ethan awakened the achievement system. As long as he made the corresponding events, he could get rewards.With three million gold, he has achieved the achievement of [hegemony and wealth can rival the country].Get the blood of magical animals and achieve the achievement [I'm not a human].Use Avadaso's life to kill 100 wizards and achieve the achievement of [Gnawing Big Melon Lover].......On the day of graduation, when Ethan was seamlessly appointed Minister of Magic, the reporter of The Prophet's Daily asked:"Mr. Adrian, as the youngest and best Minister of Magic in history, I heard that you have been famous for Hogwarts in the first year of admission, won the Merlin Order Medal in two years, and directly overturned the professor in three years... I don't know why you have achieved such dazzling results?"Ethan Adrian spread his hands: "I really want to make progress!"Show more