Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

This book was also called “I’m Really An Upright Man”. I am Qin Shujian. I’ve achieved nothing in both the way of the book and the sword in these prosperous 30 years. This is the growth journey of an honorable, compassionate, and upright man!

Seventeen-year-old Hajime Nagumo is your average, everyday otaku. However, his simple life of pulling all-nighters and sleeping in school is suddenly turned upside down when he, along with the rest of his class, is summoned to a fantasy world! They’re treated like heroes and tasked with the duty of saving the human race from utter extinction. But what should have been any otaku’s wet dream quickly turns into Hajime’s nightmare? While the rest of his class are blessed with godlike powers, Hajime’s job, Synergist, only has a single transmutation skill. Ridiculed and bullied by his classmates for being weak, he soon finds himself in despair. Will he be able to survive in this dangerous world of monsters and demons with only a glorified blacksmith’s level of strength?

Nyx, Earth's former number one mercenary found himself on the end of his life failing to escape from a powerful criminal mastermind. However, fate seems to have another plan for him when he woke up in a completely different place, a place that he will eventually call home in the new world where strength makes one the biggest boss.[Welcome to the Universal Shop System!][Detected that it is the first-time log-in. Reward: Random Gift Pack (5)][Detected the user entering the Body Tempering Realm. Reward: Infinite Qi System][Opened Random Gift Pack (5). Acquired True Transcendence Body Art (1). Acquired Primordial Nihility Transcendent Qi (1). Acquired Immortal Illusion Art (1). Acquired Grand Desolation Transcendent Body (1). Acquired Extreme Origin Transcendent Soul (1)]With an absurd system as his cheat, follow the young man's journey through the entirety as he gains his position as the one true peerless existence, the sole transcendent above all.Notes: The story will be pretty fast paced for the first few chapters in my opinion. R-18 parts probably will contain all sorts of plays, except extreme and dark ones. Harem includes incest, no yuri, and finally, no netorare.

The dimensional rifts link the earth to the Xingwu continent. This is the dawn of the martial arts era!I will be useless if I don’t practice martial arts? Don’t worry, I have a system that allows me to pick up attributes. When other people drop attributes during their training, I can pick them up secretly.Huh? Did you just say that beating up people will make them drop attributes too? In that case…You defeated a sword skill genius. He dropped Enlightenment×2, Sword Talent×1… You’ve picked them up. Your insights have improved and you’ve gained a beginner stage sword talent!You defeated a blade skill talent. He dropped Blade Battle Technique×1, Malicious Blade Intent×1… You picked them up and learned a rare blade battle technique! You’ve also figured out Malicious Blade Intent and have become extremely fierce!You defeated a physique talent. He dropped Physique Scripture×1, Holy-Blood Dominant Physique×1… You picked them up and learned a new top-grade scripture! You are exceptionally lucky to have received the Holy-Blood Dominant Physique. It can change your physique completely and you earned a god-level title ‘Endless Health’.Someone killed a powerful star beast and dropped Spiritual Sight×1 and Blank Attribute×60… You picked them up secretly and receive a spiritual eye talent as well as 60 points to add to any of your current attributes!You defeat many opponents in your life. You accidentally kill an innocent devil and split the universe into two when you’re practicing your blade at home. You burst the sun with your fist and the world is engulfed in darkness…That’s when you realize… You’re invincible!

Chu He traveled to a parallel world and encountered a supernatural recovery. In this world of ghosts and ghosts, Chu He's cells were upgraded.[The number of cells upgraded reaches 100, fused into flame cells, gaining the power to control flames][The number of flame cells reached 100, and they were fused into Mingyan cells, gaining the power to control Mingyan][The number of Mingyan cells reached one hundred, fused into Tianyan cells, gaining the power to control all fires]There are also strange power cells, divine power cells, sonic cells, light speed cells, time cells, space cells... Chu He: When all the cells in my body are upgraded, everything will crawl under my feet, and I will be the only god in this world!PS: Cool writing is not cruel, please support the new book period!

[The game integrates reality + rebirth + invincibility + refreshing writing + not being a saint + beast control + Ruyan Emperor]The online game "Doomsday" swept the world, reflecting the reality and the collapse of order.In his previous life, Jiang Han did his best to deify his fiancée Liu Ruyan, but he didn't expect that on the day of their engagement, the heart she had taken out with her own hands was transplanted into the body of her male best friend.After living a new life, Jiang Han decided to ascend the throne alone.Before the game closes the recharge entrance, spend billions of wealth and switch to the god-level profession [God of Wealth].Starting from hiring a god-level NPC to steal a god-level dragon egg, Jiang Han made rapid progress.When overwhelming weirdness descends.He has a body full of forbidden artifacts and is surrounded by countless mythical beasts.In the blink of an eye, billions of strange things were reduced to ashes.With human body, kill all gods!Supreme NPC: "You are indeed a man of great talent. Your noble qualities (money) have convinced me. I will follow you."Lord of the Empire: "When money speaks, even truth becomes silent. You become the emperor."Ancient race: "The gods abandoned us, but he rebuilt our home for us. From now on, the God of Wealth is the only true God we believe in!"Players: "Oh my god, we just left the Novice Village and he killed the 100-level BOSS. What a joke!"Liu Ruyan: "Wuwuwu~~ I regret it, I don't want to die, please Jiang Han, love me again, okay?"Show more

After being transported to another world, Lei XinFeng must struggle to survive. His village is settled in a forest, far away from any major cities.The simple hunter’s life is the norm. The village struggles every year to gather enough food in summer to store for winter.However, this world is not as simple as it seems. After just turning 16 years old, his grandpa is ready to begin Lei XinFeng’s LunLi training.Just what is Lunli, and what past did his grandpa have? Will the new training help improve his current life, and what obstacles will the coming winter bring

Amidst a disaster, an orphan contracts a sickness. In his waking hours, he is tormented by his ailment, but when he slumbers, there is infinite darkness. One day, when he was five years old, a strange Fate Trickster appeared in his dreams. Ten years later, he dreams of becoming a lord. To do so, he takes a chance to trade his fate! That day, Wang Zhong once again stood at the gates of the Tianjing Heroic Soul Academy. He was about to start a brand new life.

Humanoid beast? Ahem…. Humanoid beast….Because a female immortal sealed a mischievous and sly fox spirit into his right hand, ordinary senior high school student Liu Yi henceforth began his extraordinary journey as a immortal practitioner.The fox spirit said:“The prettiest girls in the class, the daughters of rich families, the evil female cult members, the beautiful women in the world of immortals? All these beauties are no longer a dream!Come, become an immortal and even a diaosi could counterattack!Come, become an immortal and kill all of the tall, rich and handsome!Come, become an immortal and capture all the beauties!”“Liu Yi, I said to capture all the beauties; not to capture me! Hey! Stop!”

A great war raged between cultivators a hundred thousand years ago. Immortals fell by the tens of thousands, the path of cultivation itself was severed, and after the dust settled, tombs forested the world.A hundred thousand years after the last legend faded, Lu Yun, commandant of tomb raiders, descends upon the world. Armed with the Tome of Life and Death, he has some burning questions to answer.……“This isn’t how you raid a tomb!” Lu Yun smirked at the cultivators frantically scurrying about the ancient tomb. “Do you want me to teach you?”……But ah, can someone teach him how to cure his new body’s erectile dysfunction?Translator’s note: NECRO is a post-apocalyptic cultivation series with the world, civilization, and cultivation in tatters. Many hands pull many different strings from the shadows, and plots within plots seek to send heads spinning.

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. And even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed…