Why is it said to be particularly spacious and bright? Because the entire wall and half of the ceiling opposite the classroom disappeared as if they had been bitten by Godzilla, and a large number of desks and chairs were piled up randomly in the corner. Seeing Si Wang waking up, eleven red insects flew around excitedly in the air, expressing their joy. "Okay, okay, I know you guys are happy, but could you please stop buzzing around my ears?" Si Wang showed a helpless expression, "You guys are giving me goose bumps." As if they understood the disgust in Si Wang's words, the aphids folded their wings and landed in Si Wang's hair. But Si Wang was in no mood to comfort the [aphids] now. His presence in the middle of the classroom had already taken away all his attention. A little girl with a very young appearance and figure was sleeping soundly on a desk. Her sky blue hair was short and just long enough to cover the back of her neck, and on the left side of her face there was a braided pigtail that reached her shoulder. Since the girl was sleeping with her head buried in her arms, Si Wang didn't know whether she was as cute as her little pigtails. But from the unclear gurgling sound coming from her arms, Si Wang could be sure that -
The little girl must have been drooling, and the amount was enough to soak half her sleeve and half her face. “Meow…” Suddenly, there came a meaningless mumbling sound from the little girl. Si Wang raised his eyebrows, then picked up a very classic school-specific leather-covered, buttocks-cut iron-legged stool from behind him - it was a pity that the stools here had no warped edges or blocks, otherwise it would be even more classic - placed it next to the girl's desk, and sat down. It was obvious that whether it was being inexplicably assigned as the only teacher of [Xia Lai], or the sense of déjà vu after arriving at [Xia Lai], everything was to allow himself to touch the tablet stored in [Xia Lai] and meet this girl in this wonderful space. In other words, it was probably this little girl in front of me who looked as clear as a stream who planned everything along the way. So he is very curious now. In this strange world where even the gangsters are as pure as angels who have just descended to earth. What kind of conspiracy and tricks will this little girl, who is the first to truly set a trap for herself, play? Is it for his identity as a person from another world? Or is it for the power of his own system? He was really-really curious. "Well……" Suddenly, a sound of swallowing saliva came from the little girl, and Si Wang pricked up his ears intently. "…Banana milk tastes better than strawberry milk…" "..." This time the little girl's voice was very clear. Si Wang actually hoped that she didn't have to speak so clearly this time. "Hehe..." The girl giggled as if she had dreamed of an extremely delicious dream, "No matter which one it is... there are still many..." "...Yes." Si Wang remained expressionless for a long time, sneered, cleared his throat, and muttered in a vague voice like a dream, "In addition to strawberry milk... banana milk... there is also..." The little girl was attracted by Si Wang's words in her dream, and she murmured and repeated, "And..."
"Also..." Si Wang said in a gentle voice he had never heard before, "Nine-turn large intestine milk." "Nine-turn large intestine..." The girl frowned unconsciously, as if she couldn't connect these two unrelated foods even in her omnipotent dream. She said hesitantly, "...milk?" "Yes..." Si Wang replied in a very affirmative tone, "Stir-fry the unprocessed fresh pig intestines over a high fire so that the retained substances inside them can be fully evaporated and fill the entire intestine. At the same time, pour the steaming hot milk just squeezed from the cow on it, and a pot of very precious Nine-turn Large Intestine Milk will be made." As Si Wang spoke slowly and calmly, the little girl's expression went through a series of changes from confusion, discomfort, nausea, to panic, and finally turned into a pale expression of fear. Extremely interesting. "No Nine-turn Large Intestine Milk!!" The little girl jumped up with a "bang", and the desks and chairs were knocked away. Beads of sweat the size of beans kept sliding down her forehead, and the blue halo above her head exploded into a circle of lightning that fluctuated violently up and down. She looked so frightened, probably because someone in her dream was pouring a bowl of nine-turn large intestine milk into her mouth. Her turquoise eyes glanced around in panic, her two small hands tightly grasped the clothes on her chest, her neck was shrunk, and she looked scared, as if she would run away in front of you if you dared to make any noise. As she glanced around, she immediately saw Si Wang, who was sitting nearby watching the fun. Her shock instantly overwhelmed her fear, and she exclaimed, "Teacher!" Si Wang raised his hand in a friendly manner, "Yes, it's the teacher~" "You entered this space, which means... something is wrong!" The little girl came to her senses immediately and pouted unhappily, "It's the one you just whispered in my ear... that one..." The little girl shuddered, but still didn't dare to say the terrible name. "What is Nine-turn Large Intestine Milk?" Si Wang showed a puzzled expression, "I have never heard of this name." He then asked curiously, "Is this the food I just ate in my dream?" "I've never eaten anything like that!" The little girl retorted with her face flushed red. The aura that had been shaking like lightning due to her intense emotions shattered even more this time. "Sure enough, it was you, teacher, who was secretly playing tricks in my dream just now!" "You were the one who sneaked into this space first." Si Wang shrugged, showing a matter-of-fact expression, "Teacher, I'm just taking a small revenge." "Eh - ah? - Huh?! - Huh!!!" The little girl seemed to have just realized that a living person had traveled into her space, and her eyes widened in disbelief. She rushed forward and randomly touched Si Wang up and down. After confirming that it was a real person and not an image, she opened her mouth in shock, "Teacher, why did you come into my room?!"
Chapter 22: The System Wizard, which has been late for so many years, is finally online "Good question!" Si Wang nodded in agreement, and then asked, "But shouldn't I be the one asking you this question?" After going through round after round of baptism by the girls in this world, Si Wang was no longer sure whether the little girl in front of him was pretending or really didn't know. He chose his words very carefully. "I just touched the tablet that the president of the Federation Student Union left in Xia Lai's office, and I came here in a blink of an eye." "But this is data space!" The halo above the little girl's head had exploded into a belt of rubble around the planet. Si Wang guessed that the more intense the little girl's emotions were, the more volatile her halo would be. From this point of view, she must be feeling very confused now. "Teacher, have you also become a digital life?!" The little girl was so panicked that she was about to cry, "What should Alona do?"
You just said [also become]! Si Wang didn't care about the little girl's tearful expression. He instantly grasped the key words in the previous sentence and looked at the little girl with a meaningful expression. It is not a born intelligent life, but an evolution of humans? When he realized this, Si Wang suddenly remembered something he had overlooked. If we were to say who the real mastermind is, it would be this little girl in front of us who seems to have transformed from a human into a tablet elf. There seems to be someone who is more suitable. A vague figure lingering around him in every event, a thread connecting everyone present, but whose face has never been revealed from beginning to end. President of the Commonwealth Student Union. Not to mention his face, Si Wang still doesn’t even know his gender. Forget it. This is obviously a big pitfall. I'll figure it out slowly after I settle down. Si Wang glanced at the girl in front of him who was at a loss and as flustered as a fish on a chopping board, and sighed. It’s better to let the little girl in front of me calm down first, otherwise I always feel that she will take off my clothes for inspection in the next second. "Don't worry, it won't be too late for you to worry after I'm done with it." Si Wang grabbed the little girl's hand that was trying to lift up his shirt. Fortunately, her strength was not as exaggerated as that of the girls outside, otherwise Si Wang could only pray that the APP in the other world also had a "Minor Protection Clause" to kick him off the line. "Anyway, no matter how anxious you are, you can't change what has happened and the current situation. Why don't we finish what you were going to do first?" Si Wang held the little girl's wrist and gently put it back to the girl's side. "Maybe when we get to the bridge, things will naturally straighten out?" Although it sounds like a bad move, Si Wang doesn't believe that the mysterious Federation Student Union President went through so much effort, went through so many circles, and involved so many forces and people, just to let himself run into a strange tablet computer to accompany a strange little girl as a system elf. With the strength currently displayed by these Kivotos girls, wouldn't it be more efficient to just tie themselves up and stuff them in? Could it be possible that my strong and muscular limbs could resist the thin arms and legs of these girls? "Woo... Woowah?! Is that... true?" After Si Wang's comfort, the little girl slowly calmed down from her panic. At least her two little hands were now pulling at the hem of her skirt instead of trying to pull at Si Wang's belt. She patted her cheeks, took a deep breath, and tried to suppress her inner panic, but from her fluctuating aura, it could be seen that she would not be able to calm down for a while. "Oh... that's right! First of all, I should introduce myself!" The little girl lifted her skirt a little with both hands and bowed slightly, "Hello, teacher! My name is Alona, I am the resident system administrator and main operating system of this [Shiting Box], and I will be your secretary from now on!" At this point, the little girl named Alona revealed a smile that Si Wang could not describe. Happy? Excited? Blissful? And... Relieved? "I finally meet you!" The sky-blue eyes were slightly tilted up, like a cloud floating in the sky. Even if one was stared at motionlessly, one would not feel the slightest bit of pressure. All one could feel was the softness and comfort like cotton. "I've been waiting for the teacher to come here." "...Really?" Si Wang looked at the pair of eyes that were narrowed with joy, and found that he really preferred to fight against malice rather than accepting other people's kindness, so he casually changed the subject, "I don't think sleeping on the desk can be considered waiting."
"Ah... ah..." Alona laughed and lowered her head, tapping her slightly red cheeks, "I... I still take a nap occasionally..." As if she was afraid that Si Wang might not believe her, the little girl quickly added, "Really! It was only a short while!" "Well, it's really hard to stay alone in such a small space." Si Wang resisted the urge to rub the top of the little girl's head and stretched out his right hand. "Thank you for your hard work, Alona. My name is Si Wang. Please give me your guidance in the future." "Hehehe..." The girl smiled shyly, and the halo on her head twisted into a heart. She held Si Wang's outstretched hand, but because his fingers were too small, she only held three of Si Wang's fingers. "It's not that great. Please give me more advice in the future, Teacher Si Wang!" "I have a question that I have been wanting to ask since the beginning." Si Wang used a little electricity to take his hand away from the little girl, "What's wrong with your voice? It sounds like... electronic music?" "This is because the version of my body is still very low, especially the data around the vocal cords has not been adjusted yet..." The halo above Alona's head faded along with her expression, but she immediately regrouped, clenched her small hands, held them in front of her chest and swore, "But in the future I will work hard to strengthen myself and support the teacher in all aspects!" "Okay~" Si Wang didn't care that these words came from a little girl who looked about ten years old. Instead, he nodded seriously, "Then I will have to trouble Alona in the future." "Hehehe..." Hearing Si Wang's unhesitating trust, Alona couldn't help laughing out loud. After laughing for a while, she came to her senses and realized that she still had work to do. "By the way, teacher, although it's just a formality, I still need you to do a biometric authentication~"
Chapter 23: An unprecedented way to enter fingerprints "Biometric authentication?" Si Wang showed a puzzled expression. "Yes, biometric authentication." Alona put her ten fingers behind her back and tangled them randomly. She ran around on the ground with a dodging look, not daring to look into Si Wang's eyes. "Woo... Although I am a little shy, it is a necessary procedure so I have no choice!" The little girl bravely raised her head and said, "Please...please come to me!" Si Wang looked at Alona expressionlessly as she blushed, felt embarrassed, and was too shy to speak. I couldn't help but feel a strong wave of emotion in my heart. If you dare to say that this biometric authentication is mucous membrane contact, I will jump out of here immediately! And his head hit the ground! “Teacher, can you come a little closer?” Alona looked at Si Wang, who was at least five body lengths away from her, and said, “I can’t reach you.” Si Wang glanced down at the little girl, then took a few more steps, walked behind a desk, and faced Alona across the table. "Hmm..." Alona pouted, her dissatisfied eyes moving back and forth between Si Wang and the desk, "Alona is the teacher's secretary." "That's right." Si Wangfei showed an expression of approval. "So don't secretaries usually report to their bosses across the table? Just treat this as a rehearsal." "stare--!" Alona pouted her lips even higher, clearly expressing her unhappiness. Si Wang's face was full of smiles, but he was unmoved. Before she and Si Wang had even made eye contact, Alona's shoulders dropped, and her aura instantly dropped from that of a hamster to that of a mouse. "Then don't deliberately keep such a distance from Alona next time." Si Wang nodded, "Definitely next time." "A word is settled!"
"Definitely next time." Hearing Si Wang's affirmative answer, Alona's tense face finally relaxed. She stood on tiptoe, supported her left hand on the desk, leaned her upper body forward slightly, and stretched out her right index finger, with the white and tender fingertip in front of Si Wang's eyes. "Teacher, please touch my finger." Alona blinked her clear eyes, with anticipation clearly visible in her eyes. "Hehe, although this is used to confirm fingerprints, it looks a lot like a pinky promise." Si Wang was silent for a while, then nodded readily. "Indeed." In fact, the first image that popped into his mind was the emoticon package of "Give me a pornographic picture" sent by his stupid friends in the group. Of course, Si Wang would definitely not say such things to a little girl who was only about ten years old in appearance - and perhaps also in mental age.