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Chapter 245: Mike, what are you thinking? You haven’t been charmed by ’Thor’s’ beauty, have you?

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Chapter 245: Mike, what are you thinking? You haven’t been charmed by ’Thor’s’ beauty, have you?

In the training hall, Mike stared at the men’s restroom for a full five minutes. He suddenly spoke, “Isn’t Shadow Two taking too long in the restroom?”

Kaelum was initially taken aback, then raised an eyebrow, “Mike, what are you thinking? You haven’t been charmed by ‘Thor’s’ beauty, have you?”

Cain added, “It has been a long time. Bad Woman has been in there for 5 minutes and 46 seconds.”

Everyone turned to look at him.

Wow, he was even more invested than Mike, actually counting the seconds?

Mike pushed through the crowd and found a red-faced boy, asking directly, “What did Thor say to you in the restroom earlier?”

“Thor?”

The boy was initially confused, then quickly realized what Mike was asking, his face turning red.

“Oh… she… I…”

The boy stammered,

“She pulled out a cock from somewhere and said she wanted to compare sizes with me, so I ran out.”

Hearing this, Mike nodded, “Oh.”

The boy in front of him was too frail, his body as weak as a baby carrot, looking nothing like an eighteen-year-old.

Mike looked back at the men’s restroom, trying to communicate with Shadow Nine.

“Shadow Nine, I have a bad feeling about this.”

Shadow Nine sneered, “Why don’t you go in and see for yourself, and while you’re at it, compare sizes with her.”

“Do I even need to? I’d definitely win! Let’s just get out of here and disperse the crowd; it’s too dangerous.”

Although he didn’t know what was happening,

Mike had a natural instinct for danger.

His intuition told him to stay away from the men’s restroom.

He wasn’t afraid of Shadow Two, but of something else.

Mike didn’t know what was inside, nor did he want to find out.

“Shadow Nine, could it be a demon god coming to assassinate the fake Thor? You should go help Shadow Two!”

Shadow Nine remained unmoved by Mike’s probing.

Mike calculated in his mind, “If it’s not a demon god, then it’s a human. Is it my enemy or Shadow Two’s enemy? Most likely Shadow Two’s.”

Mike focused intently on the men’s restroom, silently speaking to the Eye of Truth.

“Eye of Truth, what are you doing at a time like this? I know peeking isn’t very legal, but I’m 18 now, and this is the men’s restroom.”

[Eye of Truth activated]

[Currently streaming: Shadow Two vs. Calderon]

Mike: ?!

The one fighting inside was Calderon!

Before the image fully loaded, Mike asked in a low voice, “Shadow Nine, you know Calderon is beating up Shadow Two, right?”

Shadow Nine didn’t deny it, “Yes.”

Mike hesitated slightly, then asked again, “Aren’t you going to intervene?”

Shadow Nine: “I did. I told him to hit harder, as long as it doesn’t kill her.”

Mike: …

At that moment, the Eye of Truth activated.

Mike saw the scene inside the restroom.

An All-American Boy was holding Shadow Two’s head, punching her relentlessly, leaving her defenseless.

The All-American Boy version of Calderon angrily asked, “Are you Thor?”

Bad Woman rolled her eyes and weakly replied, “I’m not…”

“If you’re not Thor and not human, then you can die.”

With that, the All-American Boy raised his fist again, and Bad Woman, thinking quickly, shouted, “I am!”

“You are Thor?”

Boom-

Calderon’s fist still came down.

He asked in a disappointed tone, “How can Thor be so weak!”

Watching from the sidelines, Mike took a step back.

The immersion was strong; he was already starting to panic.

If he were the one fighting this state of Calderon, and if his lightning couldn’t kill Calderon instantly, he’d be the one getting tortured.

Bad Woman, beaten to the point of helplessness, was furious.

Not being Thor meant getting beaten to death.

Being Thor meant getting tortured.

Where was the fairness and justice?!

She had had enough of this miserable life. She even considered calling Shadow One and Shadow Three to take over the Tower of Truth and overthrow Shadow Nine!

Sensing her wild thoughts, Bad Man still had the nerve to make sarcastic remarks, “I told you

to stop reading those trashy novels, but you wouldn’t listen.”

The All-American Boy stepped on Shadow Two’s shadow, sneering, “Sneaky, just like Shadow

Nine!”

Mike raised an eyebrow.

Shadow Nine, he’s insulting you. Can you tolerate that?

As Mike suspected, Shadow Nine could indeed see what was happening in the restroom.

He was already drawing his blade.

Sensing the threat, the All-American Boy glanced nervously outside, then without hesitation,

leapt out the window and disappeared from sight.

The battle came suddenly and ended just as quickly.

It perfectly matched the essence of the restroom: quick in, quick out.

Bad Woman finally survived the ordeal, struggling to her feet.

Stumbling out of the restroom, the wound on her forehead had already clotted.

Her body was unique; Calderon’s earlier attacks seemed to hit her, but Bad Man had actually

taken the damage for her.

Bad Woman smirked, her eyes full of disdain. What Calderon, the second Ultimate Lord of

humanity…

He still couldn’t kill her!

For a moment, she felt a surge of pride.

But before she could bask in her glory for five seconds, Bad Man’s voice echoed in her mind,

“Oh, I forgot to tell you.

Your earlier thoughts about taking over the Tower of Truth and becoming king-I sent them

to Shadow Nine. He said your year-end bonus is gone, and he gave me a 200 Lord merits

reward for reporting you…”

She couldn’t hear the rest.

Pfft-

A mouthful of black blood surged up her throat, and Bad Woman’s eyes rolled back as she

fainted.

“Doctor! Get a trained doctor here, Thor has fainted!”

…

Soon, the instructor announced that Thor was not in mortal danger and would recover shortly.

The students from the SS-grade talent training camp all showed disappointed expressions.

However, they quickly adjusted their mindset.

“Even Thor isn’t invincible. He’s (she’s) still too young to be a match for those at the Lord

tier!”

…

Mike suddenly remembered something, “The kid Shadow Two encountered in the restroom, which school is he from? He looks unfamiliar. Is he from your training camp?”

“What kid?”

A Arnold Schwarzenegger-like hulk from the training camp stepped forward, saying

seriously, “I’m 15 years old, the youngest in the training camp.”

Mike was stunned, then looked at Cain, Anderson, and others, asking, “Do we have anyone

like that in Area C?”

Everyone shook their heads, indicating they had no impression.

The summer camp had rules that couldn’t be broken. Students from different areas couldn’t

move around freely, and even the children of Lords had no right to sneak into the summer

camp.

A boy who wasn’t from the SS-grade training camp or Area C appeared in the training hall. Everyone looked around but couldn’t find the boy.

A chill ran down Mike’s spine, and he couldn’t help but gasp, feeling his scalp tingle. “That kid who looks like Arnold… could he also be Calderon?”

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