Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

Vahn was an atypical youth. Due to a rare mutation, his blood had the potential to target and attack ailments within the human body. Touted as a universal cure, people had elevated his status above the norm and given him the classification "Panacea". In the media, he was hailed as a great hero who would usher in a new era or human wellness. However, behind the scenes things weren't so bright. Being a unique individual, Vahn spent his entire youth locked up in a lab with various scientists and research teams using his body and blood to perform endless amounts of experiments. The only solace in his suffering was the various anime and manga made available to him between experiments. He often imagined himself as the protagonist in a world of his own, finally in control of his own destiny. For years he nurtured this desire, until at the age of 14 he died when an organization had tried to kidnap him from the lab..."Finally, I don't have to suffer anymore..."This was Vahn's last thought as he faded into the endless black abyss..."You poor soul."

King Grey has unrivaled strength, wealth, and prestige in a world governed by martial ability. However, solitude lingers closely behind those with great power. Beneath the glamorous exterior of a powerful king lurks the shell of man, devoid of purpose and will.Reincarnated into a new world filled with magic and monsters, the king has a second chance to relive his life. Correcting the mistakes of his past will not be his only challenge, however. Underneath the peace and prosperity of the new world is an undercurrent threatening to destroy everything he has worked for, questioning his role and reason for being born again.

Revenge is the only thing she wants after knowing the truth.However, this revenge can satisfy her? Revenge for the man and woman that betray her in her past life is not worth it." Wait, where am I? What's this place?" She asks." This is your space and I'm your guardian." A little boy answer.With this space, she climbed higher in this life. At the same time, someone reaches her hand and said that he will help her. To protect what she needs to protect.......The Man: You don't want to have revenge on them?The woman: No. They are not worth. But if they are looking for death. I don't mind giving them some lessons.The Man: Good. Then you can focus on me.The woman: ....***This story development is very slow.

Lin Feilu, or better known by her nickname—Green Tea Princess, was the best of all the scheming b*tches that the world had ever seen. She was the Oscar-winning actress among the masses with real life as her stage. Acting coy, slandering, feigning innocence, or playing the saint, she aced it all. Simply put, she was the proverbial villainess.Ah, but retribution came way too early for this malicious personage and she died on her 27th birthday.In death, Lin Feilu reflected on her career of 20 years as the Green Tea Princess. She was full of regret and remorse over the life she once led. She vowed, if there was an afterlife, she would atone for her misdeeds and be a good person.She transmigrated into a five-year-old princess of the Dalin Dynasty. In the name of family, she had a sickly mother disfavoured by the emperor, a mentally challenged and daft older brother.Her life was constantly in danger, with having little to eat and trying to stay warm.The living environment was very harsh.Lin Feilu, who wanted to be a good person: … You forced me! Sorry, I can only activate my unique skill.Harem fight? Striving for favor? Climbing the ranks?Apologies, but let me show you what it means to be slaughtered by a maxed out player.Note: “Green Tea” is a woman who presents herself as innocent, sweet, and kind but is very scheming and calculative in reality.

----Traveling to the world of one piece, El found that he had become a baby, and there was no such thing as Golden Finger.But when he grew up, he found that he didn't need Golden Finger at all, because his own body was his own Golden Finger.As soon as he was born, he awakened Observation Haki.At the age of three, you can practice swordsmanship, and at the age of five, you can listen to the voice of all things.If Charlotte Linlin is a "natural destroyer", then El is a "natural swordsman".

Given a second chance by a R.O.B Kenzo traded his knowledge of the Naruto story in exchange for being born a sage. Keeping his power a secret Kenzo must make his way in the unforgiving and dangerous world he has found himself in.

This work is also known as "Development of Immortal Cultivation Game, Obviously there are too many krypton gold points, they are still rushing to play" Li Yu traveled by accident and became the owner of a game studio on the verge of bankruptcy.In order to make money, he had no choice but to develop a Krypton Gold Immortal Cultivation game against his conscience.It didn't work out,During the live broadcast, Sister Zhou discovered that the cultivation gained in the game can give back to reality.Global players are crazy!PDD: I was not born to prostitute someone, the way of the sword is like Chang Ye through the ages, come with the sword!Zhou Shuyi: I am the chief disciple of Misty Immortal Palace, who dares to fight to the death with me!Dumb little girl: Don't be adrift, isn't the Wangshu sword in my hand sharp?Malaysian Monkey: my country's server is the first to strengthen the king, and today it will hit 20Crooked Nuts: Could there be an English version of the game? We want to play it too. Li Yu: Why didn't I know the game had this function? It is said that the boss will personally end the game, so the data can be changed casually?

(Invincible + Accepting Disciples + Easily + Nurturing Mainly)The grand mist is shattered, chaos arises, and chaos spreads across the heavens again!Heaven and earth are a sea of ​​suffering, and the process of cultivation for all monks is nothing more than sailing across the sea of ​​suffering, striving to reach the other shore and transcend the constraints of heaven and earth.Honghong: "Master, what state are you in?"Gu Changsheng: "Being a teacher has no realm."Li Beifei: "Gu Changsheng, just wait. When I master the art of swordsmanship, I will let you kneel and sing Conquer."Gu Changsheng: "You traitor, I will die as my master!"Gu Changsheng traveled through the fantasy world and awakened to the on-hook hosting system.After hanging up and being held in custody for ten thousand years, you can conquer all the ways with your own way, defy heaven and become an emperor, defeat the great emperor of the world, and become the Holy Emperor of the human race.…After being idle for 400,000 years, you killed the eight supreme ancient emperors with one palm and put down the dark turmoil.…After hanging up and hosting for half a million years, you created the first family in ancient times.…After hanging up and hosting for a million years, you have exceeded the system's understanding.“Since no one has reached the other side, then it’s up to me to define the other side!”Show more

The wasteland era is coming. Fortunately, Xu Zhengyang got the doomsday survival system one year in advance, and built a supreme shelter from scratch in his basement!Resident Evil!Radiation wasteland!Ice Age!...No matter what kind of natural disasters and changes occur in the outside world.Xu Zhengyang's shelter always maintains a constant temperature, and it is like spring all year round;The starch manufacturing factory always uses carbon dioxide to make starch;The three-dimensional farm always has endless fresh fruits and vegetables;The AI ​​automated workshop never stops, producing engineering robots, power armor, and swarm drones 24 hours a day...Starting from scratch, build a supreme shelter that can withstand any natural disasters and man-made disasters;Then upgrade step by step, and finally build the shelter into a planetary fortress that can sail in the sea of ​​stars, rushing towards the endless galaxy![Tags: no heroine, lone wolf, doomsday, shelter, upgrade]

In 2028, the abyss invaded, and extraordinary power descended, and Blue Star entered the era of universal awakening.The awakened can enter the abyss, collect the engulfed fire, and use it to master the power of destroying the world, but Blue Star is also facing the threat of abyss creatures at all times.Chu Xiu, who came through and inherited the Wuliang Shengdao Sect, fell into deep thought as he looked at the crazy magic secrets in front of him."It takes hundreds of mortals to sacrifice to refine the white bone banner. This... zombies should also be considered human, right?"And soon he discovered that those weird and terrifying abyss creatures, used to refine magic weapons, not only have surprisingly good effects, but also will not produce killing sins, and the most important thing is that their number is almost endless!So, one by one, magic weapons that no one has ever refined, and one by one, magical powers that no one has ever cultivated, were born in Chu Xiu's hands.Blood God Banner, Xuanyin Corpse King, Heavenly Demon Incarnation, Eight Desolate Six Directions Yin Sha Array...Several years later, the abyss invaded in force, and the old gods who had slept for endless years opened their eyes and gazed at the world from the bottom of the abyss. They found that a tiny human was also looking back at him, with shining eyes."Look at this thick and long tentacle! This beautiful eyeball! They are all top-grade materials!"

The Revered Master, Yu Yan, known as the number one in the cultivation world, waited for sixteen thousand years, and finally took in a disciple. He taught her carefully, and took care of her diligently. He watched her as she slowly grew stronger as she comprehended the laws, and just as she was about to soar into prominence… she died!Hence, he once again took in another disciple, carefully taught her, diligently took care of her, and then… she died again!Thus, he took in another disciple, and not long after… she still died!Yu Yan: …Disciple: …(Why do I always get picked up by the same person every time I reincarnate? Haaaa…)