Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

"Serial killers? Ancient Martial Artists? Swordmasters? I don't give a rat's *ss who you are! All will bow before me!"Five years ago, his family was wiped off the face of this Earth, and the useless Ye Chen was looked down upon like an earthworm crawling on the floor. However, five years have passed, and he has mysteriously returned with a head full of earth-shattering abilities.What is even more terrifying is that he is now backed by the strength of a hundred ancient elder spirits!With all of that in his grasp, Ye Chen has returned not to reminiscence, but to exact revenge on all of those who have wronged him, especially the mysterious Man.

In her past life, Jun MuYan had a hard life and died miserably. Her unborn child was ripped from her to be refined as an elixir, and even her own flesh was used as someone else’s stepping stone.In this arduous life, she has an outwardly cold, adorable Bao (treasure/baby) beside her. “Xiao Bao, that woman who wants to form a contract with the sacred beast is Mommy’s enemy.”Thus, the top sacred beast becomes Xiao Bao’s pet. “Xiao Bao, this God Musician’s inheritance is too powerful!”Tiny hands move, and the place of inheritance opens. Jun MuYan becomes the only successor of the God Musician.“Xiao Bao, this man is always pestering Mommy and doesn’t let go!”Xiao Bao immediately strikes to drive said man away… hey, you can’t be driven away!?You’re my father? What father? Can you even eat that?

A Pill Emperor of his generation was set up by a traitor.Since then, the world lost a Qingyun Zi and gained an invincible silkpants.Once again, walking the Great Dao of Alchemy.How can I defy the heavens . . . with the medicine in my hands!

In the age of Universal Awakening on the Azure Sphere, a myriad of races and gods coexist.Devils, dark gods, and monsters descend upon the mortal realm, only to be met by the Awakened.Howard, during his Awakening Ritual, discovers dual talents— F-rank Mana Recovery, and the supreme talent: Supreme Synthesis.He keeps a low profile, hiding as a 'common magus.'Through countless acts of synthesis, he forges supreme artifacts, supreme skills, and supreme classes!Fireball synthesis... Ding! Synthesis successful, attaining D-rank skill— Fire Serpent!Fire Serpent synthesis... Ding! Synthesis successful, attaining B-rank skill— Fire Python!Fire Python synthesis... Ding! Synthesis successful, attaining S-rank skill— Dragonfire!When devils invade and dark gods descend, they are left slack-jawed by the Azure Sphere before them."No, this is a trap... a trap disguised as a mere cupcake!"

Everyone was transmigrated to a simulation world where every young person would get a chance to simulate a new life when they reached adulthood.Those who managed to overcome their limits would permanently become a regressor who had control over everything.However, those who failed could only become normal people who needed others to protect them.A lot of people were extremely careful in the simulation so that they wouldn’t mess anything up.Yet, when Li Yueming entered the simulated regressed world, he learned that the random talent he had received was the 100x Amplification.[Your Blue-rank talent, Sudden Knowledge, has evolved through the 100x Amplification to become the Gold-rank talent, Unlimited Deduction.][Unlimited Deduction (Gold): Deduce known information at a 100% success rate.]As he continued to get the highest-ranked talents, he suddenly realized that the simulated world that was hailed as hell wasn’t as hard as it seemed."I guess the next one will be super easy too."

5 years ago, Earth was subject to an event now known as the “World Awakening”.At that time, the world completely changed. Mana awakened in the world, gates began opening, and a holographic screen showed up in front of the eyes of every human that outlined their “status”.Each individual was given a talent to start with, ranging from simple abilities like enhanced eyesight to insane fantasy stuff like pyrokinesis.And within this myriad of abilities, Damien awakened a spatial affinity with the skill “short-distance teleportation”.At first, he was excited, thinking about intense battles and gaining great power, but the reality was quick to shoot him down.His ability only worked in the area 10 meters around himself, and his physical stats were insanely weak, leaving him tired after using his ability a couple of times.Disillusioned by his weakness, Damien lived a quiet life doing anything he could to meet ends meet, until one day, everything changed.Damien was betrayed and thrown into a gate, left to fend for himself in a labyrinth of beasts.Something snapped in him that day. He refused to stay weak and keep his head down any longer.When he emerged from the darkness, he found himself in a new world with no idea how to return to earth.However, he wasn’t the same kid he was when he first fell.

Do you often come across a game that starts with a campfire, surrounded by ice and snow, all resources have to be transported by manpower, and monsters can attack at any time...Xia Hong woke up and found himself in such a world.Ice and snow are raging, cold beasts occupy the land, civilization is lost, and all the people and things that have ever appeared have been invaded by the unknown and turned into powerful monsters. Humans have also become a humble race surviving in the shadow of the cold winter, and are on the verge of destruction.Fortunately, Xia Hong brought a camp system that can be infinitely upgraded[Small Campfire] - [Iron Furnace] -[Scoring Sun Cauldron]...[Wooden Piles] - [Martial Arts Field] - [Martial Arts Hall]... [Green Bamboo Fence] - [Black Soil Wall] - [Iron Wall]...[Marking Stone] - [Notepad] - [Heroic Monument]...…………As Xia Hong killed cold beasts and monsters, continued to gather humans, dispelled the cold winter, and expanded the territory, the mystery of this world was gradually revealed.Show more

The Revered Master, Yu Yan, known as the number one in the cultivation world, waited for sixteen thousand years, and finally took in a disciple. He taught her carefully, and took care of her diligently. He watched her as she slowly grew stronger as she comprehended the laws, and just as she was about to soar into prominence… she died!Hence, he once again took in another disciple, carefully taught her, diligently took care of her, and then… she died again!Thus, he took in another disciple, and not long after… she still died!Yu Yan: …Disciple: …(Why do I always get picked up by the same person every time I reincarnate? Haaaa…)

In order to live he must get close to girls, what kind of rule is this? Tang Zheng possess the Nine Yang Saint Body, a rare body constitution that is hard to come across within a millennium, yet he must absorb pure Yin energy to stay alive. In order to live, he will fight! Absolute campus belles, goddess teachers, charming housewives, haughty lolis… all kinds of woman walk into his life causing him to be surrounded by beauties!

By the year 3029 CE, Earth’s technology has developed rapidly, borders no longer exist, and Earth has been unified, marking the beginning of the era of the Federation.At that time, a huge sword flew from the heavens, piercing the sun and causing a huge sensation on Earth.Perhaps because the scabbard of the sword was already in tatters, countless shards have broken off from it following the collision with the sun and spread across the universe. Many of these shards have landed on various places across Earth.With the arrival of the bronze sword and its shards, a new unlimited energy source has suddenly appeared on Earth. This energy source has since been named Spirit Qi.Spirit Qi is like air, thick in some places and thin in others. As the Federation and other factions gather more shards, they discover more information on cultivation, pill refinement, Spirit Stone refinement, and other techniques. The words on the shards have an ancient feel to them, making it a trend for people to use ancient language.The appearance of Spirit Qi rapidly makes the original energy sources obsolete and has completely changed people’s lives. Not only has the Spirit Internet been formed, Spirit Qi has also changed the course of Human Civilization, causing the world to enter a civilization of cultivation. This would later come to be known as the Spirit Inception Era.

As an ordinary human being on the earth, Tang Long was brought to the Cultivation World by a lost immortal, and relying on his amazing talent, he made it to one of the five emperors in that world. However, struck by Thunder of Nine Heavens, he lost his life. It was lucky for him to transmigrate in the human world in an intern who was named Qin Haodong. With his excellent medical skills, he became a divine doctor of traditional Chinese medicine and encountered the baby girl he made before going into the Cultivation World, whose mother was as pretty as a fairy. The little girl even asked him to find more lovers. What a cute girl…