Chapter 239 A joke-like miracle!
Chang'an, Tai Chi Palace.
Just after discussing several important matters with Fang Xuanling and others, when everyone was about to leave, Li Shimin suddenly asked: "What is that boy Ji Song doing during this time?"
Everyone looked at each other, not knowing how to answer?
I and others have a lot to deal with every day, so I have time to worry about that kid all day long, and eat enough to hold on.
Seeing the scene was a bit embarrassing, Chen Shou, the emperor's henchman, showed his role at this time.
He smiled slightly and said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, you don't know that the Marquis of Hao is very busy during this time!
Not only do they have to train the entire army, but they also have to raise supplies and food. It is said that they have not been home for more than a mother complained a lot! "
Chen Shou paused for a moment and continued: "However, although the county prince is eager to miss his son, he also knows the difficulties of caring for the court. He just has to ask Hao Jiehou to reply to a letter every three days, and he also has many people send it to him every day. Eat.”
"Humph, how unbecoming is this! As a general, you must put aside trivial personal matters. How can this be the case?" Li Shimin's face turned dark instantly, hating that iron cannot make steel.
Chen Shou covered his mouth and smiled, and said, "Isn't this slave finished talking yet?"
"Oh, is there any hidden secret in this?" Wei Zheng asked puzzledly.
Chen Shou did not beat around the bush and said directly: "How did you, the talented Marquis of Qi, do it?"
"How?" Everyone was also curious. Since ancient times, it was difficult to have both loyalty and filial piety. He wanted to know how a good prince who could repeatedly create miracles could do both.
"He rewarded the food sent from home to the person who trained the hardest and most attentively. He didn't eat it himself because the people who were rewarded were different every day. This caused everyone to train desperately for the food." Chen Shoudao.
Du Ruhui stroked his beard and sighed: "The Marquis of Hao is really like a prostitute and a prostitute, drinking together at the wine fountain. Not bad, not bad!"
What he is talking about here is the allusion of Huo Qubing, a hussar general in the Han Dynasty. After receiving some fine wine as a reward from the emperor, because there was not enough for the whole army to drink, he poured all the fine wine into a small spring and drank with the whole army.
Li Shimin nodded with admiration in his eyes at this time, which was regarded as an affirmation of Ji Song's approach.
It was she who forced Ji Song into the officialdom, and it was she who asked him to go to Beidi. If he made any jokes, she would be disgraced.
Now that I heard Ji Song's performance in the army, I was satisfied. Otherwise, the boy would have to suffer.
"I also heard that because I was too busy on weekdays, I really didn't have time to write letters home. In order to cope with the daily letters home, Marquis Hao wrote an emotional letter.
But he engraved the words in the letter on small seals, then filled the seals with ink, pasted a piece of paper on top, and gently pasted it, and there was a letter.
So he prepared many letters in advance, and someone would deliver them to the county king as soon as the time came. "
Everyone listened with great interest, but when they heard what Ji Song did, they felt something was wrong, as if something had been overlooked.
Chen Shou then laughed and said: "Such an obvious flaw was okay for a day or two, but as time went by, the county prince felt something was wrong, so it became a joke and was made into a ditty and sung in Chang'an:
There is a kind and filial son in the family, in order to please my mother-in-law.
To relieve your father's worries, a thousand books share one sentence.
Ingenious thinking solves worries, but it is difficult to solve both problems.
My mother knew her tricks, but the Marquis also found it difficult. "
"Hahahaha! What a good mother who knows her tricks, and the Marquis has a hard time with her. However, the Marquis is really clever, and he actually used this method to deal with his own mother." Changsun Wuji laughed.
Wei Zheng also couldn't laugh or cry, and said with a smile: "Thanks to him, he thought of carving the words on the stone, rubbing them like this, and getting the same letters continuously. It's really convenient."
He was suddenly stunned when he said this, and then he looked excited and said, "Your Majesty." Li Shimin also thought of something after hearing Wei Zheng's words. Others also had some ideas, but they had not yet figured out some things.
"Chen Shou!" Li Shimin shouted.
"The servant is here!"
Li Shimin was as excited as Wei Zheng and said to Chen Shou: "Immediately block Chang'an City and control this matter about Hao Jiehou. Don't let anyone spread it."
"promise!"
Although he was a little puzzled by the emperor's actions, he still responded.
"Also, how did the boy print the letter in this incident. You must find a way to misinterpret it and never let it spread." Li Shimin said with a solemn expression.
"promise!"
Chen Shou left with a heavy step on his forehead. The emperor's actions just now made him feel that something was wrong. Although he didn't understand it, His Majesty's order must be carried out. But how can we cool down this matter? "His Majesty."
Except for a few people, there was no one else in Taiji Hall at this time, and they were all dismissed.
"Come with me." Li Shimin waved to several people.
Several people looked at each other, Wei Zheng was even more excited and took the lead to leave without even thinking.
When they came to the case, they saw Li Shimin taking out six seals and covering them all with red he took out a piece of white paper and pressed it on it.
Li Shimin took a deep breath and tore open the white paper. What appeared in front of him were a dozen red letters of the same size.
Then he adjusted the position of the seals and verified them one by one in different orders.
Looking at the pile of paper with red letters in front of him, even a fool understood what was going on.
Fang Xuanling felt dizzy at this time and said with difficulty: "It's really solved."
Du Ruhui and Changsun Wuji were even more stunned. They didn't expect that the eternal problem would be solved in their chat? Wei Zheng excitedly picked up the papers and stroked them gently, as if looking at a rare treasure.
Li Shimin calmed down and looked at the paper in his hand. He knew that they had solved a problem that all scholars had wanted to solve for thousands of years. They had solved it like a joke.
"Your Majesty, it seems that this matter cannot be kept secret. Anyone who is interested may have some ideas," Du Ruhui said.
"This kid, what a great way to use it to write letters to her mother."
"Snapped!"
He was so angry that he swept down the pen holder. It was so irritating. It was obvious that if the operation was carried out secretly, it would bring huge gains, but it was wasted like this. Thinking of this, he wanted to beat that kid, otherwise he would feel angry. .
"Your Majesty, you have lost your composure!"
Wei Zheng saw the emperor's actions and shook his head.
Before Li Shimin could react, he said: "It is a blessing to receive this method. If you dare to pray too much, you will be punished by God, Your Majesty!"
Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and sat down with some dejection. Yes, during his reign, such a scholar's idol appeared, what is there to regret?
That kid couldn't treat it normally. He probably didn't expect that he would get this thing because of his lazy behavior.
Thinking about future generations of scholars knowing that someone came up with this thing just to be lazy in writing, would they criticize that guy with words and writings?
Thinking of this, he laughed again, bah!Deserve it! (End of this chapter)