Chapter 59: Loving and Respecting Amateur Teachers Rag doll missing its head? Yu Jing scratched his head and felt like he had seen it before.
Oh.
I remembered!
When he was working as a security guard at Lijing Cemetery, he got a task reminder.
The neighborhood recently is very uneventful, and things are often lost.
Just like the head of Grandma Li’s granddaughter’s rag doll in Unit 4, Building 2.
Unexpectedly, this problem went round and round and eventually came back to me. head? it is good! Yu Jing agreed without hesitation.
It's not that he is too soft-hearted, it's just because the screams of these guys are too loud.
What's more, doesn't he have a ready-made one in his hands? Click click!
He picked up the stapler on the table and stapled the little boy's weird head to the rag doll's body.
little boy:……
No!
are you crazy?
She lost her rag doll head, you use me to make up for it?
"Teacher, he is too ugly..."
"Can you get me another one?"
Li Nannan looked at the rag doll with a look of disgust on her face, and actually wanted to bargain with Yu Laomo.
But he rejected it directly.
He is a teacher, not a nanny, and not a bastard in the wishing well.
"It's a pity..."
"It would be great if I could replace the teacher's head..."
Li Nannan's resentful whisper reached his ears clearly.
small thing! It’s quite aesthetic! If another boy talks to you like this, your head will be blown.
Jingle bell~ Accompanied by a burst of shrill screams, the school bell rang, and Yu Jing officially started his one-day teaching career.
Although there was an empty table in the classroom and no one sat down, it was indeed full.
After all, the guy's head is on a rag doll.
Yu Laomo had mixed feelings. He never thought that one day he would be able to become a glorious teacher.
With a serious and responsible attitude, he opened the human skin book on the podium.
But the human skin book was completely empty, not even half a line.
All the children under the podium showed their eyes eager for knowledge.
He is tireless in tearing up his teacher and swallowing it as soon as he can't learn anything.
Complement the shape with the shape.
You can absorb culture by eating the teacher.
For a moment, the atmosphere in the entire classroom became depressing.
He couldn't kill all the students on the first day of class, could he?
Fortunately, he quickly came up with a great idea.
"Can everyone review yesterday's lesson?"
"Let's do a little test today!"
As he spoke, he picked up the finger pen beside him and wrote out a test paper on the human skin book.
We know that the price of a human head is ten times that of a pound of human flesh, and we also know that a human head costs 288 yuan more than a pound of human flesh. How much does a human head cost compared to a pound of human flesh?
A human races with a weirdo. The human runs 100 meters first. It is known that the human's speed is 4 meters per second and the weird's speed is 6 meters per second. How many seconds does it take for the weird to eat a human? Mom asked Xiaohong to go to the store to buy five kilograms of human flesh and eight kilograms of human bones, and gave her 380 yuan according to the price. However, Xiaohong bought eight kilograms of human flesh and five kilograms of human bones and got back 45 yuan. How much does one kilogram of human meat cost?
Dad bought 8 cooked fingers, but there are three children at home. How to divide them equally among them?
……
After the test papers were distributed, the atmosphere in the classroom relaxed a lot.
The students were either thinking hard or counting their fingers.
Some students even felt so embarrassed that they began to sob softly.
"Answer seriously, it's all a question!"
Yu Jing knocked on the podium and said sternly.
It seems that human math problems are also torture for Weird.
This is much stronger than the method of mental pollution! There may be people who survive mental contamination after all.
But you just can’t do math questions.
Jingle bell~ Soon the bell rang for the end of get out of class, waking up Yu Jing who was sleeping soundly on the podium.
Quiz is over!He ruthlessly took all the papers away from the students.
The results of the test will depend on his inability to visit the student's home.
Snapped! Bunch of idiots...
In the classroom office, Yu Jing was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
In a large group of students, few could answer his questions correctly.
What is on the test paper is their endless resentment.
For example, classmate Li Nannan drew a rag doll on it, and she also said that she really wanted the teacher’s head to be a rag doll.
For another example, no one could answer the last question for free points.
How could three weirdos evenly divide 8 cooked human fingers?
I raised my knife and chopped one child to death first. Can't the remaining two be divided equally?
Home visit!
Home visits must be conducted vigorously! But before getting off work today, I have to spend a day first.
He saw the students swallowing their saliva while watching him in private.
The playground of Lijing Corpse Primary School.
Yu Jing plans to give the students a physical education class to promote their all-round development of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and physical skills.
His level of dedication and dedication made all the viewers in the live broadcast room cry.
[: Brother, they are weird, devils!You have trained them so much, and you have left the rest of us alive? 】
[: That’s almost it. I’m afraid I won’t be able to outrun these brats next time I enter a dungeon...]
【: If they can learn even a little bit of the despicableness of the anchor, humanity will be completely defeated. 】
"Are you ready?"
Yu Jing held the stopwatch hanging around his neck and asked the students in front of him.
Seeing how they were grinding their teeth and sucking blood, it was obvious that they regarded him as the target of pursuit.
"Teacher, you will die if we catch up..."
"Teacher, it's you who should be prepared..."
"Teacher, please don't yell later, be a good baby..."
That is to say, Yu Lao Mo was able to keep his face clean. If other players had heard such terrifying pua, they would have been frightened to death.
Once caught up by these brats, his life would be in danger.
hum!
Yu Jing hummed without explanation.
It's hard to say who is the prey.
He had already prepared a big gift for them.
"Cuckoo~"
With a loud crow, he released a chicken from the Hyakki Banner.
The giant ancient chicken swelled up in the wind the moment it landed.
It only took a few breaths to become huge.
Yu Jing stood on its back and ordered the attack.
Without hesitation, it raised its thighs and stepped on the ants under its feet.
"If you don't run quickly, you might die!"
He returned all the threats he had made to these little guys.
Suddenly there was a mess on the playground.
The screams and wails of students filled his ears.
It's a pity that the only entrance to the playground has been locked by him a long time ago, and the key has been thrown away by him.
It's more like a hunting game than a physical education class.
It's just that the roles of hunter and prey are reversed.
A human chases a group of weirdos.
Yu Jing lay on the broad back of the ancient giant chicken, sighing that young people are indeed energetic.
It's nice to be young! Carefree.
They have no idea whether it has vitality or not.
What they know is that if they don't run faster, there will be no way to survive...
(End of this chapter)