Chapter 42 Now!I am the dean...
Director Mediterranean casually threw the two patients in front of the ghost nurse.
With just a glance, she understood immediately.
She waved the stinger on her tail and instantly injected terrifying poison into the two of them.
The two patients with severe anorexia, who were already extremely weak due to hunger, had another layer of debuff superimposed on them.
Their faces were fading at a speed visible to the naked eye, which made their already unhealthy bodies worse.
They collapsed to the ground helplessly, with only one breath left.
Director Mediterranean directly grabbed one person and threw him in front of Yu Jing, challenging him with his medical skills.
Yu Laomo smiled slightly.
Ah! Who says the big devil is not proficient in medical skills? Just after he traveled through the Danxianxia world, he was directly recommended to play an important role in the Medicine King Valley.
Mainly responsible for being studied...
In fact, it can be said another way.
He was sold to Yaowang Valley as a blood slave by a trafficker with a dark conscience.
Of course, I will also be responsible for part of the drug testing work.
In fact, it can also be called a "guinea pig"...
In order to survive, he gradually rose from being a lamb to be slaughtered in a dark and humid underground cage to becoming a genius pharmacist in Yaowang Valley.
If that accident hadn't happened, I'm afraid he would have inherited the position of Medicine King by now.
The blood moon is in the sky.
The Yaowang Valley was besieged by demons and all of them were massacred.
He was forced to fall into the Demon Sect, and eventually became a well-known cancer in the world of Xianxia.
As for after becoming a demon cultivator, he did not give up his medical skills.
After all, people in the devil's path have endless tricks.
With his superb life-saving skills, he was able to save himself from danger every time he encountered it.
You must know that medicine also includes poisoning.
When he was weak, he managed to escape the pursuit of the Righteous Immortal Sect again and again by relying on his poison skills.
Director Mediterranean sneered and took the lead.
I saw him grabbing the patient's collar and bringing it to his mouth.
He opened his mouth and spat out a large mouthful of green smoke, which entered his body along the guy's nose and mouth.
Good guy! A poisonous biological weapon.
In fact, Mediterranean Director is a product of technology and hard work.
His body was soaked in chemicals for many years before he had the ability to cure other strange things.
There are countless medicinal ingredients in the green smoke, and it is easy to remove a toxin.
"vomit……"
The patient opened his mouth and vomited out a ball of black filth, and his face gradually began to turn rosy.
"Hum hum!"
Director Mediterranean hummed proudly, folding his arms and waiting for Yu Jing's performance.
If this human being cannot produce a result that satisfies him...
A sternness flashed in his eyes.
cut! Yu Jing rolled his eyes at him and shook his head helplessly.
What a self-righteous idiot.
Pitiful! His so-called medical skills only treat the symptoms but not the root cause.
Although the patient's face was rosy, it was only a temporary return to health.
As long as time passes, you will suffer even stronger backlash.
High-end medical skills only require the simplest and most simple methods.
Yu Jing whispered into Demon Corpse Xingtian's headless neck and saw him breaking out of the door.
When he came back again, he already had a brazier in his hand for burning sacrifices.
There was still some browned flesh left in the brazier.
Although the old corpse-refining old man is not very capable, he is more valuable than turning himself into a zombie.
He refined a large number of zombies in order to obtain more cauldrons to absorb the huge corpse energy.
His flesh and blood could not be better used as medicine to cure diseases.
Yu Jing gestured towards Demon Corpse Xingtian, who immediately started to take action.
He immediately took off his pants and soaked the old urine that was burning in front of the brazier.
what……
This? Right!
After all, he doesn’t even have a brain, so why should he care about face? Bloody urine and aged bacon became a life-saving medicine for the patient in front of him.
Without saying a word, Demon Corpse Xingtian pried open his mouth and force-fed him.
Hey? This? never mind!
Anyway, this medicine has the same effect when taken internally or externally.
The patient originally disliked this smelly the melt-in-your-mouth feeling instantly ignited his appetite.
After pretending to resist for a few times, he half-pushed and half-gobbled it down.
"Hiccup~"
He held the brazier and licked away the last bit of ashes, still feeling unsatisfied.
The ghost nurse and the Mediterranean director were stunned by Yu Jing's treatment method.
By the time they came to their senses, Yu Jing had already quietly exited the room and locked the door.
"not good!"
The moment the ghost nurse realized something was wrong, it was too late.
With a loud noise, the patient who had taken the "medicine" farted loudly.
Fighting fire with fire seems to be working.
The entire intensive care unit for patients with severe anorexia suddenly filled with smoke.
The most frightening thing is that the farts are mixed with astonishing toxins in the patient's body.
The ghost nurse covered her mouth and nose and felt suffocated.
Although she was not poisoned by her own venom, she just felt extremely sick.
She acknowledged that Yu Jing had excellent medical skills.
But the great virtue is missing.
If you need medical skills, you need medical skills. If you need quality, you still need medical skills...
Director Mediterranean looked extremely sad.
He was about to spit out green smoke from his mouth, but he was hit with a puff of poisonous gas first, almost choking his lungs.
Another patient was the most unfortunate.
His toxin was originally suppressed temporarily, but after smelling the poisonous smoke, it began to relapse rapidly.
Under the more violent toxin backlash, he instantly turned into a puddle of pus.
It is clear at a glance who has higher medical attainments and who has lower medical attainments.
Although the Mediterranean Director is still very unconvinced.
He even scorned Yu Jing's treatment method.
"You lost...human!"
The director of the Mediterranean directly announced the end of the game and he was the real winner.
If you ask, he is the director and he will tell you the truth!
Good guy! Yu Jing calls out, "What a guy!" Is that how you play?
good good! You wait……
"Where is the dean's office?"
He asked the ghost nurse a familiar question.
The ghost nurse's eyes immediately became strange.
Is this guy really going to set his sights on the dean?
After all, from the moment he entered the dungeon, he had been trying to challenge the dean to replace him.
If he really becomes the dean...
The ghost nurse couldn't help but shiver, the scene was unimaginable.
"Humph!"
"Human, if you go to the dean, there's no point in complaining."
"He...is on my side!"
Director Mediterranean laughed, laughing at Yu Jing's ignorance.
Little does he know that the most ignorant person is himself.
Because he provoked Yu Laomo!
A few minutes later, a roar was heard from the dean's office.
Then there was absolutely no movement.
The director of the Mediterranean Sea was so proud of himself that he only wished that the human being had not died in his hands.
But his smile suddenly stopped and froze on his face.
I saw Yu Jing holding a bloody human head in his hand.
Astonishingly, he is the ghost-level dean of the Horror Hospital! Dean: ...
No!
are you crazy?
What does the feud between you two have to do with me?
A layer of cold sweat broke out on Director Mediterranean's forehead, and he was dumbfounded.
I only heard a terrifying and eerie voice in my ears.
"Now! I am the dean..."
(End of this chapter)