Chapter 40 Hand substitute!The hand of the thug, the substitute for attacking...
Killing the chicken to scare the monkey is always the best way to solve the problem.
If that doesn't work, kill another chicken.
Until everyone dies as a chicken, there will be no more monkeys in the world.
Seeing that the Gu Master, who had reached the zombie level with great strength, was instantly dispatched.
The strange queue for treatment in the horror hospital hall suddenly became extremely orderly.
"Fill out the form!"
Snapped! "Next!"
Snapped! Yu Jing threw a stack of forms directly into their faces.
There was no trace of disdain for this group of weirdos on his face.
According to the rules, he should not discriminate against patients.
But he just treated them equally and decided that all the weird things present were rubbish.
When facing rude patients, you can only be more rude than them.
According to this rule, the weirdos should swarm him and tear him apart.
But after meeting the curve of Yu Laomo's mouth that looked like a smile but not a smile, their thoughts died down instantly.
"Nurse... nurse, do you think I have something wrong with me?"
An old man with unshaven beard asked him tremblingly.
According to the rules, Yu Jing must recommend patients to the appropriate clinic.
"you?"
"Hopeless!"
He glanced at the old man impatiently and cursed.
"Why can't I be saved?"
The old man suddenly became so angry that he jumped up and down and became furious.
As long as the horror game world exists, he will not change anything.
Oh shit!
Dare to talk back?
Putting aside the facts, let’s just talk about whether the judgment is quick or not? Yu Laomo gave a look, and the smart guy next to him rushed forward.
Click!
The headless corpse threw the old man to the ground and broke his neck.
He held the old man's dead head in his hands, put it on his neck and tried it.
It seemed that it was too inconsistent with his body, so he threw the head out of his head in disgust.
"Riding on a horse!"
"Am I a doctor or are you a doctor?"
"I said you are sick, and you are sick!"
Yu Jing took advantage of the situation and kicked the old man's head away as he rolled down at his feet.
It seems that he still feels incomprehensible hatred.
He directly used the magic blade to cut the old man's headless corpse into thousands of pieces.
really!
The long queue in the hall was instantly reduced by two-thirds.
After all, even Weird didn't want to mess with this madman.
The remaining third is weird and indeed sick.
"Nurse...I..."
A fat man with a strangely runny nose was about to speak.
Unexpectedly, Yu Jing made a judgment without even looking at him.
"You have irregular menstruation, just abort the child!"
???
It's so weird that I can't even speak.
The guy in front of me is obviously a human being, but why doesn't he speak human language? On a horse! Lao Tzu is a man!
Yu Jing suddenly raised his head and looked directly at him, giving him a fierce look that you know or I know.
Seeing that the devil showed his fierce appearance, Fatty suddenly became scared.
But it seems a little too late for him to give up...
You have offended the devil and still want to leave?
Without waiting for Yu Jing's eyes to signal, the headless corpse took action first.
He made a surprise attack from behind Fatty, and changed his gender with a fatal kick.
"Oh shit!"
"If you say you have irregular menstruation, you have irregular menstruation!"
"How can there be so much nonsense..."
The more he looked at the headless corpse, the more pleasing it became to him. It was almost like his Internet substitute.
Goon's hands!
A substitute for the attack!
As the front desk of the horror hospital, Yu Jing's main focus is being violent.
Crash.
Seeing the miserable appearance of the fat man lying on the ground, the remaining one-third of the patients immediately ran away.
The originally noisy hall suddenly became Jing glanced at the headless corpse, and the other party understood it directly.
The headless corpse grabbed a big ax from nowhere and blocked the door of the horror hospital.
As soon as a stranger walked to the door, he was greeted with a blow to the head.
He couldn't dodge and his head was almost cut off.
He could only turn around and leave dejectedly.
Tapping.
The figure of the ghost nurse appears in the hall.
What comes into view is the scene of a man lying lazily on a chair and the empty hall.
Where was the long queue just now?
where it goes?
"I was probably hungry and went home to eat..."
The ghost nurse was speechless at the reason he made up.
You are the best food for those weirdos.
If they go home for dinner, why don't you have a dinner party on the spot? never mind!
It just so happened that he finished the work at hand and went to other places for emergencies.
The critical anorexia intensive care unit is a good choice.
……
Intensive care unit for severe anorexia patients.
As early as outside the door, Yu Jing frowned.
How could three guys who were reincarnated as hungry ghosts get the strength to howl so much?
Or let them eat too much!
He just pushed open the door and walked in. The three people who looked like rotten wood suddenly moved like crazy rabbits.
One patient showed extreme speed and jumped up like an old ape trying to climb onto Yu Jing's neck.
But why is this human's smile so weird?
The scene flashed to the side, revealing the headless corpse behind him.
Da Congming held the ax in both hands and directly swung out the afterimage.
Click!
The patient felt a huge force coming, and his whole body flew out and hit the wall.
Even firearms could not break his defense. In an instant, his bones were broken and his tendons were shattered all over the ground.
Woohoo~
Does he recover instantly if he can no longer eat? discharge!
Under Dr. Yu's identification, the headless corpse picked up one of the patient's legs and threw him out of the window.
After solving one problem, Yu Jing turned his attention to the other two patients.
It seems that even if it is cured, it will be cured in vain...
Living is a waste of food, and dead is polluting the air.
Just now outside the door, he vaguely heard the two people saying something like they wanted to eat chicken?
Yu Laomo said he had never heard such a ridiculous request.
Eat chicken, right?
good good! Satisfy you...
Today, his main theme is to respond to requests! He gave the headless corpse a look, and the other party immediately understood.
The guy put down the ax in his hand and rushed towards the two patients at extremely fast speeds.
Without the threat of the ax, the two patients were no longer afraid.
The three people turned into three afterimages and moved around in a small space to attack each other.
With each exclamation, the situation on the battlefield became clear at a glance.
The headless corpse, this old trick, is used to specialize in the lower third route.
Monkey stealing peaches!
The black tiger steals the peach!
White crane steals peaches!
Any animal dares to steal peaches! His figure flashed behind the two patients, and his two ruthless iron hands pinched a certain position.
Click!
After two wails.
Killing is not the end...
Yu Laomo also plans to kill his heart! In order to reflect a trace of "humanity".
The headless corpse also made an exchange for them thoughtfully according to Yu Jing's instructions.
of course!
They can also choose their own flavor.
Spicy or dry?
【: Damn it!It’s so cruel and overwhelming...]
[: I can no longer look directly at the wise man, for fear that he will pick my peach...]
[: No, anchor?Do you have any misunderstanding? 】
【: Chicken is crunchy and has five times the protein of beef...】
(End of this chapter)