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Chapter 599 Continue playing, continue dancing!

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Chapter 599 Continue playing, continue dancing!

The Element Devouring Cat took its skin, quickly putting it on as if it were mere clothing.

Where it had been cut by the dagger, it healed instantly,after all, it was no ordinary cat. Even if its skin was removed, it was as if it had merely taken off its clothes.

Haven’t you seen before how the Phoenix and the ancient dragons could offer up their own bodies?

“What would Mr. Johnson like to do?” The Element Devouring Cat had no other requests, as long as William didn’t eat it, everything was negotiable!

William thought for a moment and asked, “Where do you usually go for fun?” Then, he casually threw a gemstone in front of the cat.

Infinity Stones!

This cat had a unique talent,by devouring artifacts and treasures, it could greatly increase its power, a unique method of enhancing its strength.

Seeing the Infinity Stones, the Element Devouring Cat’s eyes shone with excitement, asking, “Mr. Johnson, is this for me?”

“It’s yours!” William was not stingy. After figuring out what a Cosmic Entity was, he was no longer afraid of any repercussions from the Law of Cause and Effect.

In fact, he could now forcibly elevate Alice’s strength to that of a high-ranking divine king without any fear of repercussions from the Cosmic Entity. 𝑖.𝑐ℴ𝑚

The Element Devouring Cat hugged the Infinity Stones and excitedly swallowed them.

“Mr. Johnson, if you want to know where the most fun place in District 13 is, asking me is certainly correct,” the Element Devouring Cat said with a wink, “Just follow me.”

William raised an eyebrow and nodded. He always felt this cat was up to something, but he wasn’t afraid of a bit of trouble…

“Mr. Johnson, you can turn invisible and go in,” the Element Devouring Cat said sneakily, lowering its voice, “I’ll take you to the bathing place of the goddesses in District 13, called the Sacred Spring Forest. The place is surrounded by forbidden magic circles, but I think, for you, those magic circles should have no effect.”

“Forbidden magic circles are no issue, but do you think I’m that kind of lecher?” William said coldly, “What’s so fun about that place?”

Peeking at women bathing?

Is that something he would do?

He’s never been lacking in women!

If he wanted to look, he wouldn’t need to turn invisible.

“Mr. Johnson, don’t all men…” The Element Devouring Cat, seeing William’s serious demeanor, quickly changed its tone, “You must know, in the Divine Realm, there are quite a few who harbor such lewd thoughts. However, I don’t know many spells, after all. Those daring to peep in the Sacred Spring Forest are definitely top-tier powerhouses of the Divine Realm, but their actions are morally reprehensible. With your noble character, Mr. Johnson, you surely wouldn’t let them get away with their misdeeds. You’ll stand up for justice on behalf of the goddesses of District 13, won’t you?”

William chuckled lightly, “So, you want me to punish them, and then you’ll take the chance to snatch their artifacts. That’s actually not a bad idea.”

“Indeed, not bad!” The Element Devouring Cat smacked its lips, then suddenly realizing something was off, stealthily glanced at William and said in a low voice, “How can you call it snatching? If we’re to punish them, Mr. Johnson, taking their artifacts would merely be a minor reprimand.”

“But you surely wouldn’t care for their trashy artifacts, so why not let this little cat do the job and destroy them for you?”

The cat stretched its chubby face, carefully watching William, trying to gauge his real thoughts from his expressions!

Guessing the intentions of a big shot required caution,a wrong guess could lead to an awkward situation.

Just like a servant by the emperor’s side, always trying to deduce the emperor’s will, a single misstep could lead to decapitation. The Element Devouring Cat now deeply understood this.

“Let’s settle on that! I’ll rectify the morals of the Divine Realm!” William, always looking for amusement, found the cat’s suggestion appealing.

Cleaning up some lechers would be doing a good deed.

If things went as planned, Alice might end up living in District 13 for a while.

Wouldn’t those peeping toms then target Alice?

Even though Alice’s figure could hardly compare to those goddesses, she was his wife. How could he allow others to gaze upon her body?

Together, the man and the cat arrived at a stone forest shrouded in celestial mist.

No sooner had they entered the forest than a giant sword fell from the sky, landing in front of them, followed by the descent of five Valkyries of Nature Deity strength level.

“Element Devouring Cat, you’ve brought another man here, what exactly are you trying to do?”

The leading Valkyrie, her long dress fluttering, looked coldly at them. Her use of “again” suggested that the Element Devouring Cat had brought men here more than once before.

It was clear that its previous visits with men were meant to set them up.

These five Valkyries were peak Nature Deity level powerhouses. Ordinary deities tricked into coming here would likely meet a grim fate.

Luring people here to their deaths and then taking the opportunity to pick up their artifacts without lifting a finger was simply delightful for the cat.

Being Aphrodite’s pet, the cat wouldn’t be unduly troubled by the Valkyries in District 13,it was sure to make a clean getaway.

“Do not be angry, honorable Valkyrie ladies. This time, I specifically invited this Master to help me cleanse the Sacred Spring Forest of those lurking lechers!” the cat said with a grin. “There are some powerful individuals who have been hiding in there for who knows how long.”

The leading Valkyrie snorted coldly, “Sophias, don’t think you can spout nonsense just because you’re Aphrodite’s pet. Apart from the perverted men you bring here, who else is there?”

This Valkyrie pointed her sword at William, “Out of consideration for your ignorance, leave now, and I’ll spare your life! Take one more step forward, and don’t blame my sword for being heartless!”

William took a step forward.

The tip of the Valkyrie’s sword was already aimed at William’s throat.

With a single finger, William lightly touched the tip of the divine sword.

The sword shattered inch by inch, and the Valkyrie who made the move was sent flying hundreds of feet away.

“Together!” Seeing William dare to strike, all five Valkyries called out in unison.

Each summoned their artifacts.

Crumhorn, Harp, Organ, Flute, Harpsichord.

For a moment, music filled the air.

The Element Devouring Cat hurriedly covered its ears.

The step William had just taken revealed three deities skilled in stealth and disguise, shaken from their hiding. All three were official members of the Divine Alliance, one of them even at the early stage of the Creator Deity level.

Their disguising spells broken by William’s foot, the three tried to flee immediately.

The next moment, William appeared in front of the Creator Deity.

“Buddy, not running away quickly? If Aphrodite finds out about this, it won’t end well.” The Creator Deity said, trying to teleport away instantly.

William raised his hand, gently tapping the well-intentioned deity on the neck with the side of his palm, and he collapsed limply to the ground.

As for the other two Nature Deities, without any surprise, they were also knocked unconscious by William, who appeared like a ghost.

The Element Devouring Cat hurried forward, stripping the three of their belongings down to their underwear.

The five Valkyries were stunned.

Were there really three old lechers lurking here?

For a moment, they even forgot to attack.

William glanced at them coolly and said, “Continue playing, continue dancing!”

𝑖𝘦𝑎.𝗇t

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