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Chapter 89: Water Officer's Trouble

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Chapter 89: Water Officer's Trouble

Chapter 89: Water Officer's Trouble "If I don't have this method, how can I know the effectiveness of this method?"The Spiritual Officer of the Heavenly Doctor Department smiled proudly and handed over a jade scepter: “However, although this method is wonderful, its drawbacks cannot be ignored. Gu Zhenzai must consider it carefully!” Gu Yunli took the jade sceptre with great joy and asked: "May I ask what is the drawback of this method?" "The phantom body is a copy of the Great Dao, formed by combining the five elements. It is unreal and illusory. Cultivating it has almost no power. It is far inferior to the puppet incarnation. Its only advantage is that it fits perfectly with the physical body." "I see. Thank you for your guidance, Immortal Venerable. I am grateful for your guidance!" Gu Yunli bowed. I thought, no matter what, I should go back and practice first. After the matter was settled, Gu Yunli patiently chatted with the spiritual officer of the Heavenly Doctor Division for a while before saying goodbye and leaving. After leaving the official residence of the Ministry of Medicine, he immediately raised the Three Elements Yuan Cloud and headed towards the South Heavenly Gate. Unexpectedly, just when it was halfway through the flight, a sedan chair came flying towards it. “Is the person coming Gu Zhenzai?”

"Exactly. May I ask your name?" "Hahahaha, I went out today and casually told a fortune. It was extremely auspicious and I would meet a noble person. It turned out that this was what happened." A general wearing sharp armor walked out from the sedan chair and spoke bluntly without saying directly, "I'm here to stop you!" "I am the True Lord of Dangmo Pili, nice to meet you, Master Gu!" "I have admired you for a long time..." Gu Yunli bowed his hands in greeting, and suddenly another loud laugh was heard: "Gu Zhenzai, nice to meet you!" Following the sound, they saw Emperor Dongyuan, one of the Nine Gods of the Divine Sky, coming leisurely on auspicious clouds. It looked like he was just taking a walk, but his speed was as fast as lightning. "It turns out to be Emperor Dongyuan!" Gu Yunli was just bowing when another loud laugh came: "Gu Zhenzai, long time no see." Gu Yunli was numb. I truly understand what it means to be the center of attention! It's painful and happy! When I was in the Internet Palace, I received visits one after another. When we arrived at the fairyland, more "chance encounters" followed. I have to say, this is the reality! Feeling helpless, Gu Yunli had to put on a smile and respond to everyone's greetings. After a long while, he used the excuse that an "Internet Summit" would be held in ten days to focus on solving the problems of the immortals and gods, and only then did he barely get away! …… After returning to the Internet Palace, Gu Yunli took advantage of the convenience of the Internet to send out a group of invitations, and then announced his seclusion. Comprehend the method of creating the illusory body.

After some study, he found that this method was just as what the spiritual officer of the Heavenly Doctor Division said. Rather than being a method to replenish the physical body, it was more like a spell to assist in spiritual practice. For example: Many insights of our ancestors are recorded in the jade scepter. The Taixi Sutra says: ——Living beings have no body, their nature has nothing to attach to, and their wonders cannot be manifested, so they use the illusory body as their essence, return to the void to become immortals, and become one with the Tao. Baopu Zhenjun also said: ——The illusory body is not a body, it realizes the origin of spiritual brightness, it creates substance from the formless, and it transcends the normal days and nights! Gu Yunli used the big data on the Internet to check and after confirming that it was correct, he started practicing immediately. To practice the method of phantom body, one needs to understand the wonders of the Five Elements. When Gu Yunli was in the state of refining Yang, he had installed spiritual objects of the Five Elements. He dare not say that he is proficient in the Five Elements, but he can use one or two of them as easily as using one's own arm. Therefore, the practice goes quite smoothly! There is no time limit for practicing, and no time limit for enlightenment. An unknown amount of time had passed before Gu Yunli suddenly opened his eyes and exhaled a breath like a sword. The sword fell nine feet away and dissipated into mist, and in an instant it condensed into a lifelike body. "The magic of the phantom body and the five elements disguise seem to be completely similar, right? But the phantom body needs to intercept the imprint of the great way, which is a bit troublesome." Gu Yunli looked at the phantom body in front of him that looked exactly like him, and reached out to touch it lightly. Instantly, the data of the phantom body was imprinted on my heart. 【External device·Phantom】 ——Toil the body and absorb the sun and the moon is called the body of heaven and earth. To absorb the seven stars all night long is to create the true bloodline. Probably because he had refined it himself, all the data of this phantom body was fed back to Gu Yunli's mind. After confirming that it was correct, his soul immediately left his body and entered into the phantom body. In an instant, it was like a fish entering water. The feeling of perfect harmony made Gu Yunli finally understand what perfect fit meant. "I didn't expect that the problem that had troubled me for so long could be solved so easily." "It is true that everyone has his or her own specialty. The Spiritual Officer of the Heavenly Medical Department is worthy of being the Spiritual Officer of the Ministry of Medicine." Amidst the endless emotions, the digital Dao spirit shone brightly, and the innate magical power that could not be digitalized into the dragon aspect of the earth veins was now easily digitalized into an illusory body. This surprised and delighted Gu Yunli. You know, the digitization of the phantom body means that the biggest drawback of the phantom body will be made up. You must know that the phantom body is formed by the combination of the five elements. As long as the five elements are indestructible, the phantom body will not perish." Theoretically, as long as one's cultivation is sufficient, the phantom body will exist forever. However, ordinary phantom bodies have no special magical powers and are very easy to be damaged. Therefore, even if they exist forever, there is no time to reassemble them, especially during a fight. But this drawback will no longer exist for Gu Yunli. Because the body is digitized, it will not be injured at all, it will only lose blood. If the phantom body is damaged, magic power can repair it.

In other words, Gu Yunli's "blue bar mana" can be converted into "red bar life". What this means is self-evident. Full of excitement, Gu Yunli immediately put away his Earth Dragon body, set up auspicious clouds, and left the Network Palace for the experiment. …… …… When Gu Yunli was concentrating on thinking about his phantom body; The incident at the Internet Summit had already caused a stir in the Immortal Court. It is said that Gu Zhenzai will announce how the gods and immortals will enter the Internet at the summit, which will arouse the curiosity of many gods and immortals. Even the Jiujiang Water Emperor, who had already won the first place, had some private discussions and prepared to participate on time. After all, who complains about too many incense sticks? The weather forecast is quite popular, but if one could be in charge of a sector alone like Yixiu Star Lord, the income would certainly be much greater. When Jiujiang Water Emperor was getting ready to fight, a decree came down, it was a summons from Water Official Dongyin Emperor. The Jiujiang Water Emperors did not dare to delay and rode on clouds and mist to the fairyland. Jinling Changle Palace and Zhushui Diaoyutai. Emperor Dongyin holds a nine-section green thunder bamboo in his hand, sits on a rock, closes his eyes slightly, and fishes calmly. When the Jiujiang Water Emperor arrived, ripples appeared on the water surface. Everyone held their breath, not daring to say anything, waiting for the emperor to fish. "Wow!" Suddenly, a splash appeared on the water surface and a silver-tailed carp with a dragon body rushed out of the water, sparkling in the sunlight. Before everyone could cheer, the silver-tailed dragon carp suddenly broke free from the hook, and fell unwillingly into the pond, shaking its head and tail. Looking closely, the fishhook in the hand of Emperor Dongyin was as straight as a sword, with a faint glow of Taoism on it that could ward off all evil. "What a pity, your cultivation is still not up to par!" Emperor Dongyin looked at the dragon carp that fell into the pond and shook his head slightly as he commented. When the Jiujiang Water Emperor saw this scene, they all looked thoughtful. Could it be that the words of the Dongyin Emperor were veiled and had a hidden meaning? "Your humble servant greets the Emperor!" The Emperor of Jiujiang bowed in greeting while he was in deep thought. "Well, I heard that you got a job from Gu Zhenzai?" Emperor Dongyin gently threw the fishing hook into the pond and asked casually. Although the sound was light, it was like thunder, which made Jiujiang Water Emperor feel uneasy. What does "find a job" mean? This is really heartbreaking to hear!

Is this a question about whether they have joined Gu Zhenzai? The Jiujiang Emperor looked at each other, and with a feeling of trepidation, the Tianjiang Water Emperor stood up: "Your Majesty, this is indeed the case. However, rather than saying that we have found a job, it is more like seeking some incense for the subordinates." "What a good way to seek incense for the servants!" Emperor Dongyin praised and suddenly pulled up the fishing rod. "Wow!" A pitch-black loach soared into the sky. Even though it had no teeth, it held the fishhook tightly, rolled in the air, and fell accurately into the Taoist boy's bamboo basket. "I wagged my tail and jumped into the new pond, and raised my head toward the sky. Hahaha, good, good, good..." Emperor Dongyin looked at the loach struggling for its life and was immediately delighted. He said, "If there is a vacancy in the Nine Rivers of the World, I will make it the Ninth Rank Dragon King." The fairy boy holding the flower basket bowed and accepted the order: "Disciple will obey the order!" The loach in the flower basket was so excited that it bent over and kowtowed repeatedly. Seeing this scene, Jiujiang Water Emperor’s eyes became even more profound. Emperor Dongyin, who finally caught a fish, threw the fishing rod to the Taoist boy and said to Emperor Jiujiang Water: "After the Internet Summit, you should quit your job in the Internet industry!" As soon as these words were spoken, the Jiujiang Water Emperor was struck by lightning. Cutting off someone's source of wealth is like killing his parents. Doesn't Emperor Dongyin understand this rule? (End of this chapter)

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