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Chapter 36: The Little Sister Who Picks Her Feet

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Chapter 36: The Little Sister Who Picks Her Feet

Chapter 36: The Little Sister Who Picks Her FeetGu Yunli smiled and asked, "Brother Long and all the brothers, since you are all from scaled creatures, I believe you all know the Five Elements Waterway very well, right?" The Dragon King Chi said proudly: "This is natural." "it is good!" Gu Yun praised, and then said in a deep voice: "Gu wants to add a new weather forecast section on the Internet, which is dedicated to predicting the future weather, so as to relieve the people's difficulties in farming and traveling. Since you are scaly creatures, it should be easy for you to observe the clouds and rain. You just need to stay in each village, predict the changes of wind and rain every day, and report them to the Internet. I will donate 30 incense sticks every month. Are you willing to give it a try?" After he finished speaking, everyone at the table looked at each other, and saw astonishment in each other's eyes. Could a prayer spell be played like this? ——What I didn’t expect was that Lord Gu actually gave me a job, and it seems to be a good one. The patrol officer, who had a smile on his face, became more and more shocked the more he listened, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this move was ingenious! He is not a fool, and Mr. Gu explained it so clearly, how could he not know the seriousness of it? All people in the world make a living by farming and act according to the weather. Although various ancient observation experiences have been passed down, they are ultimately too rough and not very accurate. If people can check the weather in real time through the Internet, the benefits will be self-evident. Will the Internet still lack support by then? "Long is willing to help Mr. Gu and solve his problems!"

Upon hearing this, the Dragon King of Dafangtang Pond suddenly stood up, bowed and clasped his hands, extremely excited. Thirty incense sticks every month! That’s three hundred and sixty pillars a year! The annual incense offerings of Tian'an Village were less than 300 sticks, so this incense offering was like a blessing after a long drought for them. "We are willing to help Mr. Gu solve his problems!" At the wine table, the water monsters called by the Dragon King of the Pond also stood up and bowed excitedly. The carp spirit, who was about to sit by the door, was so happy that he could not hide his demonic look, his carp whiskers danced wildly, and he said in his heart that it was the right decision to come today, and it was totally worth it! "Sit, sit, sit!" Gu Yunli raised his hand with satisfaction and said to King Chilong, "Brother Long, the weather forecast for Yong County will be left to you. Come to my study after the banquet!" The Dragon King of Chi was overjoyed and nodded repeatedly: "Thank you, Lord Gu, for your favor!" Seeing the sharp tongue, Gu Yunli laughed and scolded: "Don't get drunk at my banquet in the future." Uh? Everyone was stunned, and as their thoughts turned, they suddenly realized what was going on. Creatures with scales are naturally fond of water, so how could they get drunk easily? This person is clearly a wise man who appears foolish! The inspector, who had remained silent all this time, was also filled with surprise. It took him a while to realize that he had also made a mistake. "My dear brother, you are really talented. You can make a living just by chatting and laughing!" "Don't dare to take it, don't take it!" Gu Yunli waved his hands repeatedly, put down his wine glass casually, sighed and said: "To be honest with you, Brother He, I was watching a play outside Tian'an Village that day. I was very happy to see the fireworks. Unexpectedly, a heavy rain came pouring down, extinguishing the fireworks and the fire..." Having said this, Gu Yunli paused, as if he was caught up in some emotion. After a while, Gu Yunli continued:

"At that time, Gu wanted to do something, and now his wish has come true." At this moment, at the table, Nie Tai, who had not spoken a word since he sat down, looked at Gu Yunli, who had a calm expression, and secretly clenched his fists. He knew that he had followed the right person! …… After the matter was settled, the banquet became more lively, but Gu Yunli was a little less drunk. He left the table on the pretext of being tired. Seeing this, the inspector and Nie Tai followed closely. After leaving the guest room, the three of them went straight to the study in the underground palace. Gu Yunli cast a spell to dispel the alcohol smell on his body, invited the two to sit down, and then asked: "Brother He, have you tortured the murderer behind the scenes?" The inspector shook his head: "I'm not in a hurry to get going." He is very smart. This kind of interrogation involves Gu Yunli's personal privacy. How can he easily find out? Gu Yunli nodded and said, "Then let's torture him now! By the way, I am just a scholar and don't know how to interrogate him. If he refuses to confess, I will need Brother He's help to interrogate him." The inspector smiled and said, "No problem." As he spoke, he shook the chain, and the two pieces of talisman paper stuck to the white-faced Taoist boy immediately caught fire without wind. The white-faced Taoist boy, who seemed to be sleeping soundly, suddenly opened his eyes, and when he saw Gu Yunli, his face changed drastically! "It seems that you really know me, but I don't know what your name is?" Gu Yunli asked sternly. "Why should a dying person leave his name behind?" "Really? Gu believes that I don't know you and have never offended you. May I ask why you want to frame me?" "Never offended anyone? Hahaha..." The white-faced Taoist boy laughed, then suddenly his expression changed and he shouted angrily, "You bastard, for the sake of incense, you killed innocent people and destroyed my foundation of several decades. You dare to say that you have never offended me!?" Gu Yunli narrowed his eyes and said, "You are... the grandmother of the Cui family?" "Hahaha, as long as you recognize me!" "You have harmed me time and again, do you really think Ao Hai can protect you?" "Come here if you dare! Even the county lord can't do anything to the king, so what can a mere official like you do to me?" The white-faced Taoist boy sneered with a sarcastic look on his face, "In this world, there is only a thief who can steal for a thousand days, but there is no such thing as being on guard against thieves for a thousand days. Just wait, I will slowly torture you to death!" As the voice fell, the white-faced Taoist boy's expression suddenly froze, and then countless insects crawled out from his seven orifices and ate his flesh and blood. But in an instant, only a white skeleton was left inside the chains. "Huh, it's not a zombie?" When the patrol officer saw this scene, his expression changed slightly.

"Brother He, did you see anything?" "If I'm not mistaken, this zombie was not created by heaven and earth, but was created by humans and controlled by witchcraft. Now that the truth has been revealed, they are willing to destroy the corpse and get rid of all traces." Gu Yunli nodded. I always feel that this matter is a bit strange. If the Cui family's grandmother really wanted to frame him and disrupt the earth's and water veins, shouldn't she run away? Why hide nearby? Could it be that he, like most murderers, likes to return to the scene to check for omissions or enjoy the aftertaste? "Brother He, can the County God contact Ao Hai?" "What do you mean, brother?" "Confirm with him." "I'm afraid this method won't work. Ao Hai is the king of the mountain and has recruited many bandits and villains. Whether the Cui family's grandmother becomes his disciple or not, he will not recognize her." "What if I spend money to clear it?" "Difficult! Ao Hai has big plans. He won't ruin his reputation for a few incense sticks." "Then may I ask what Ao Hai is planning?" "I don't know." Gu Yunli was silent. This was really a troublesome matter! I thought I could avoid trouble by joining the Immortal Court, but unexpectedly, the King of Hell was so troublesome to deal with the little ghost that he actually provoked this piece of tough meat! By the way, there are quite a few Internet users in Laozhushan. I wonder if there are any of Ao Hai’s subordinates, or even Ao Hai himself? Or, how about arranging a girl who picks her feet to tease you and find out something? (End of this chapter)

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