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Chapter 30: Li Sanlang

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Chapter 30: Li Sanlang

Chapter 30 Li Sanlang"Disaster!" The patrol officer only replied with one word. Gu Yunli was silent. In fact, with his current financial resources, it is not difficult for him to acquire the martial arts skills. The difficult part is to pass on the skills in an orderly manner! for example: The way of Qi Refining has six stages. Once one reaches all six stages, one will attain the Golden Immortal. They are: refining essence into Qi, refining Qi into spirit, refining spirit into emptiness, three flowers gathering at the top of the head, five Qis returning to Origin, and beheading the three corpses! Among them, refining essence into qi is divided into five major realms; Refining Qi and transforming it into spirit is divided into four realms;

Refining the spirit and returning to emptiness are the three major realms. The third stage consists of twelve major realms in total, which are interconnected and should not be taken lightly. In theory, practitioners can change their techniques at any time, but they can change the techniques but not the "Tao", and the "Tao" is the result of practice. Once you change the method, it is equivalent to starting to practice "Tao" from the beginning, so you should not change the school easily unless it is necessary. This shows how important it is to pass down martial arts in an orderly manner. "Brother, why do you have to look for a way to pass on the knowledge? You can just publish some fragments and promote the Internet as well." The inspector could not help but reply. "Brother He, what you said makes sense." Gu Yunli responded. The two chatted casually for a while and then cut off the communication. Gu Yunli's mind moved, and he searched the entire Internet using "Yin Zhongli" as the keyword. After a while, several pieces of data popped up. He looked carefully and found that it was all irrelevant garbage data. Just change the term and search again. After repeating this several times, he had to sigh. After all, the scale of the Internet is limited and it is confined to Yong County, so the data is very limited. "Wait a little longer, there's no rush." Gu Yunli shook his head and gave up for the time being. The reason why he was looking for a way to pass on the legacy was more for himself than for Internet users. Ever since he witnessed how this world strictly guarded the inherited skills, he was a little worried that when he reached the end of his cultivation, he would be restricted by the Immortal Court. There are some things we have to guard against, right? Fortunately, in addition to the Dao of Earth, he also has the Dao of Data. I wonder if this Dao can be compared to the gods and Buddhas in the sky when it is developed to its final form? No matter what, it never goes wrong to make preparations now.

After thinking about it, he stopped thinking about it and started to practice by burning incense. …… …… There is no time limit for practicing, and no time limit for enlightenment. While Gu Yunli was immersed in his spiritual practice, Pingkou Woban, who had been practicing for half his life, also experienced a career boom. Ever since Taoist Yunli posted the video, all the gentry and nobles in Yong County are proud to hire Pingkou Woban! After all, this is a play that the gods have watched with their own eyes! No matter whether it looks good or not, God has seen it, and we have seen it too, so we can share the joy and honor of God! For a time, the reservations for Pingkouwoban were scheduled for three months later. I wonder how many opera troupes are envious of this! It can be said: No one cared about my opera for ten years, but once the video was released, everyone knew about it. The influence of the Internet was also fully demonstrated at this moment. There is no shortage of smart people in this world. Not long after, some people followed suit and started promoting their own plays on the Internet. You know what, it really attracted quite a lot of people. Some people even go to the land temple in Tianan Village to perform. The villagers of Tianan were delighted. Every day is like New Year's Day, with the sound of gongs and drums never stopping, to the point where I'm sick of it. Unfortunately, Taoist Yunli never posted again about this. I wonder how many people were saddened by this! All we can say is that Pingkouwoban was in the right place at the right time and with the right people. A heavy rain caught the attention of Taoist Yunli, and he became famous in Yong County due to the Internet traffic. In any case, after this wave of fermentation on the Internet, Yongxian opera has ushered in a small spring. After all, no matter how famous Pingkou Woban is, not everyone can see it. Under this wave of phenomenal opera popularity, countless people have been nostalgic, and it is not surprising that they go to watch a big drama just for this purpose. The growth of opera also means the prosperity of Lao Langshen’s worship! On this day, a middle-aged Taoist priest came quietly to Yong County. He said he was a Taoist priest, but he looked more like an emperor, dressed in a shining yellow robe, looking rich and gorgeous, with an extraordinary temperament. After he entered the city, he went straight to the largest theater in Yong County: ——Huaijin Opera Society. After entering the theater, he picked a seat at random, and then watched the play and listened to the music while being served tea by the waiter in the lobby. Huaijin Opera Society is indeed the most famous opera house in Yongcheng.

The singing was gentle and high-pitched, and the Taoist in yellow robe shook his head nodding, seeming to enjoy it. "it is good!" After the song was over, coins and silver coins flew all over the place as tips. There was even more discussion in the audience. "As expected of Mr. Kang, this girly voice is amazing!" "Yes, I heard it when I was dozing off. The voice was gentle and fierce, moving my ears and heart. If I hadn't opened my eyes, I would have thought it was a woman!" "Hey, I heard that the old boss of the Pingkouwo Troupe can also speak in a girl's accent?" "Hey! How can a rural opera troupe be as good as Mr. Kang? It's just Taoist Yunli's flattery. A bunch of pretentious people really think that they are gods after watching the Pingkouwo troupe? Let me tell you, we are the ones who truly understand and listen to opera!" "well said!" The Taoist in yellow robe listened to the sour discussions around him, his eyes flickering. After a while, he got up and left. After leaving the theater, his figure fell into the crowd and disappeared without a trace in a moment, looking for the Pingkouwo troupe. It may not be easy for ordinary people to find Pingkou Woban; However, it is not difficult nowadays. If you shout out on the Internet, someone will respond. For the Taoist in yellow robe, finding a troupe was even easier. A stick of incense is thousands of miles across the world, and it will fall beside you in the blink of an eye! As time goes by, gongs and drums sound and singing begins. "Looking back at the prosperous times, it seems like a dream, and the remaining life is left to the stormy waves. Don't cry or laugh when the willows are dark and the flowers are bright, for you can be proud of the good fruits in your heart. I am ashamed of giving the wooden peach to you for your good deeds!" The poetic tune of opera brushed past my ears, less graceful and melodious, but more of the roughness of life. "Good accent!" The Taoist in yellow robe looked at the actors who were singing non-stop on the stage and couldn't help but praise them. A quick glance at the scene. This is a well-shaped courtyard of a wealthy family. At this time, the huge courtyard was filled with listeners, all of whom were concentrating and immersed in it. "what!" The Taoist in yellow robe let out a light exclamation, and saw that there was an empty seat in the first row. He then smiled slightly and walked over slowly. When he reached the chair, he lifted his robe and was about to sit down. "Wait a minute!" The old man next to him saw it out of the corner of his eye and quickly spoke up to stop him: "Dear guest, this is the seat reserved for Taoist Yunli. Mortals like us cannot offend."

The Taoist in yellow robe was stunned for a moment, then pointed at the empty chair and said, "The old gentleman said that this is the seat reserved for Taoist Yunli?" The old man said, "Yes!" The Taoist in yellow robe asked, "When did the human world's acrobatics have such rules?" The old man lowered his voice and said, "Other troupes naturally don't have this rule. This is the rule of the Pingkouwo Troupe. Taoist Yunli loves to watch his plays. The Pingkouwo Troupe has received his kindness, so they keep a seat for him wherever they go." As he spoke, the old man narrowed his eyes and said uncertainly, "May I ask what your name is? My eyesight is blurry and I don't recognize you, my distinguished guest." The Taoist in yellow robe laughed and said, "My last name is Li, I am the youngest in my family, the third child. You can just call me Sanlang, old sir." (End of this chapter)

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