Chapter 26: Thanksgiving'I didn't expect that the difficult problem given to me by the Yin Yang Department would actually affect my online classes.' Gu Yunli sighed. It turned out that in order to avoid the difficulties of the Yin and Yang Bureau, he divided the Internet into two parts and set up the Yin and Yang sides. Burn incense and go up to the sunny side. Chant the mantra to ascend to the dark side. This method can perfectly separate mortals and monks. However, it is precisely because of this that the patrol's videos are only circulated on the dark side, and naturally no one is willing to spend points to watch them. “That’s troublesome!” Gu Yunli frowned, and after weighing the pros and cons in his mind, he simply patched the version . 【Internet is online: Added "Online Course Distribution Platform Selection". 】
[Warning: The Internet strictly abides by the "Golden Rules and Jade Laws". In order to prevent demons, ghosts, false statements and lies from harming the people, it is divided into Yin and Yang sides. Yang represents the human world, and Yin represents the underworld. Anything from the underworld cannot flow into the world of Yang. In order to facilitate some monk users to publish videos in the world of the living, a distribution platform option has been added, and you can choose to publish the online course in the world of the living or the underworld. 】 "Ding-dong-" As soon as Gu Yunli launched version , an illusory notification sound came from the address book. When I opened it, it turned out to be a message from the Patrol. "Brother, the reason why my paid video has so few followers is probably because it was posted on the dark side?" "Yes." "So, it has to be sent to the sunny side?" "It's better not to. I will review all videos posted on the Yang side, focusing on identifying features such as the use of real faces, hidden code words, and the display of the underworld..." "what?" The patrol officer was confused and was about to ask further questions when the chat history was suddenly cleared. This scene made his heart skip a beat. Just as he was about to send a message to inquire, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed through his mind. He quickly looked through the update content. Looking at those innuendos, I couldn't help but burst out laughing because of the absurdity in my heart. At the same time, with the update of version , the community forum became lively. "Fellow Taoists, what does version mean? Is this a warning from Taoist Yunli?" "It should be!" "It's boring. There are only dozens of online course videos. Why is there a need for such a serious warning?"
“Has anyone made an online course video?” "It's all a lie. There's no such thing as incense. It's all points." "Just a quick question, why can't I post on the positive side?" "I suspect the video has been censored. Be careful not to show your face, don't show the underworld, and don't say anything you shouldn't say..." "Master Yunli, please update the cultivation library quickly. I have read all those books to pieces." For a while, the community section was flooded with posts, and everywhere you looked, there were complaints everywhere. The few people who were the first to try it out were so angry that they kept complaining because all they got in return were points, which made the forum even more lively. So much so that several key pieces of information were drowned out. Of course, if you pay attention, you will find that these key pieces of information always appear every now and then, and there will be answers to every question. …… "Alas, I took too big a step. I should have just stuck to the writing route and wait until I became stronger." Gu Yunli looked at the chaotic atmosphere in the community and shook his head helplessly. No matter what, it has been done and we can only deal with it as it comes! It's good to follow the rules, but it's too boring! After solving the BUG, Gu Yunli immediately left the underground palace in a flash. The next second, a young figure appeared in front of the Tianan Temple. He had a hairpin in his hair, a Taoist robe on his body, and cloud shoes on his feet. His skin was pale and transparent, and the midday sun shone on his body, as if it could penetrate through him. Gu Yunli raised his arms and carefully felt the sunlight falling on his body. It was warm, and seemed to have the power to cleanse evil and filth, sweeping away the bad luck that had been suppressed in him for more than five years. "As expected of the realm of pretending to be dirty, now I have the ability to travel by day in the true sense!" Gu Yunli murmured. Previously, when he had cultivated to the state of day travel, although he was not afraid of the sunlight, the sunlight shining on his body still made him feel fearful and uncomfortable. He knew that it was the instinctive reaction of the most yin soul. Now that the five elements are in place, Yang energy is generated naturally and you are naturally no longer afraid of the sun. This feeling made him feel refreshed and as if he was reborn as a human being! "happy!" "It is said that after reaching the Shengyang realm, one's soul will be almost human-like. I don't know if it is true or not?" While Gu Yunli was lost in thought, the sound of pleasant horse bells came faintly from the official road in the distance. Following the sound, I saw a dozen people driving a donkey cart, dragging a lot of supplies, and coming along the official road with a clanging sound. Upon seeing this, Gu Yunli immediately disappeared into the underworld. Soon, a donkey cart came over.
"Hey, I saw someone just now, how come he disappeared suddenly?" On the donkey cart, a young boy stood on tiptoe, looking around with a puzzled look on his face. Just at this moment, an old man carrying a hoe came out from the dense weeds and looked at them with a look of surprise and doubt. "Who are you looking for?" "Uncle, we are a group of ordinary people. We come here to perform and ask for food." The old boss, who was about fifty years old, stepped out from the crowd and bowed in response. "Ah? You want to perform here?" The old man looked surprised. "I wonder how many villages there are around here?" asked the old boss. "There are many. There are three in the south, two in the north, and three or four more if you walk three or five miles to the east." The old man said hurriedly, and then he confirmed in disbelief: "You guys really want to act here?" The old troupe leader looked around and nodded: "I think this area is quite open, let's perform here tonight!" The old man was overjoyed: "Okay, okay, I'll tell the villagers right away." Having said that, without waiting for the old boss to respond, he ran towards the village in a hurry. Country life is dull and boring. Any new thing will cause a sensation in the whole village. As a result, every trivial matter will be chewed over and over again, leading to the bad reputation of being a gossip woman. Not to mention the arrival of the opera troupe. As the saying goes, carrying a few steamed bread and some onions, you can follow the troupe to listen to the drama for half the winter! This is about the villagers' enthusiasm for listening to opera. Sure enough, not long after, villagers were seen coming out of the village in groups of three or four, looking towards the village entrance. Some young children even ran over happily, watching with curiosity as the troupe built the stage, and some even helped out by running around. Originally, the troupe wanted to follow the old rules and send people to beat drums and gongs to promote the show in nearby villages. No, the villagers of Tianan said they didn't need it. They put a few incense sticks in the land temple and called for help directly on the Internet. The Pingkouwo class was not surprised by this. Before long, villagers from nearby villages gathered in groups of three or five, scrambling to grab good spots to watch the show. By the time the sun was setting, the open space outside Tian'an Village was already crowded with people. Some naughty children, unable to get a seat, simply climbed up to the treetops and rode among the branches, looking so cool. On the country road in the distance, you can still see villagers arriving late. At this time, the Woban stage had been set up, and two bonfires were lit on both sides of the stage, making the scene as bright as day.
Seeing that the auspicious time had arrived, the old owner immediately led a group of actors to the backstage to worship the shrine, burn incense, worship the gods, wash their hands and mouth, and pray for success. No one noticed that Gu Yunli appeared quietly from behind the huge crowd of audiences. He looked at the gods worshipped by the troupe with great interest, with a thoughtful look in his eyes. (End of this chapter)
