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Chapter 85: Shooting oneself in the foot

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Chapter 85: Shooting oneself in the foot

After seeing Sanae leave tomorrow, Higashino Yu went to a street shop to buy some snacks, potato chips or something, and his eyes fell on the beverage refrigerator with a hazy cold mist. Among the many normal or strange beverage bottle packaging, I chose a very strange one - Bozi Soda with a bottle neck that looks like a sex toy. This is probably a specialty product of the island country. I often saw it when watching Japanese dramas in my previous life. It looks delicious. After his rebirth, he was poor and rarely had any snacks or drinks. Now that he is rich, Higashinoyu is ready to slowly start to try local specialties, starting with Bozi soda. I can only say that I must praise Sanae for being able to find the confidence to buy snacks so quickly. Dong Yeyu likes this girl a little bit. Although she is obsessed with her, she is not a bad person. When fighting the boss, she knows how to shake people off without causing trouble. She is also very rich. Compared with the cheap lobster teammates when running a team, they have won a lot. At least they won't do anything that makes people's blood pressure rise. Legendary investigators are not qualified, but there is still no problem with a specialized elite investigator with full logistical capabilities. Dong Yeyu returned home happily, thinking that he had more savings and might buy some furniture to improve his life. When he raised his head and met Iori Miko's gaze, he found that the little girl was looking at him with a strange look.

"What's wrong, Miko?" Dong Yeyu took off his shoes at the entrance and looked at himself, "Is there anything dirty on me?" Iori Miko put down the comic in her hand, looked at Higashino Yu with intelligent eyes, and said softly: "Is Higashino Nissan short of money?" If it weren't for lack of money, who would want to live in such a place? Dong Yeyu sighed, walked over, put the snacks on the small square table, and sat down cross-legged. "The lie is, it's lacking. The truth is, it's very lacking." "Miko, why do you ask this?" Dong Yeyu asked with some confusion, opening the Paradise potato chips he bought and placing them in front of the girl. "I don't know what flavor of potato chips you like, so I bought the original flavor." "Thanks." Iori Miko thanked her softly and looked at the golden potato chips in the packaging pocket with some curiosity. She has never eaten snacks - her grandma is very strict about her living habits and does not allow her grandfather to drink alcohol or eat snacks herself. It shouldn't matter if you only eat one piece, right? She curiously picked up a potato chip and put it in her mouth, her eyes brightening slightly. It shouldn't matter if you don't tell grandma, right? He took another piece and stuffed it into his mouth, then looked at Higashino Yu: "I also have money, I can lend it to Higashino Nissan." Really? Dong Yeyu was moved for a moment, but this was just a habitual thought caused by lack of money. Now that the situation is gradually getting better, and I have a lot of savings, I don't need to borrow Miko's money to use it.

"Thank you for your concern, Miko. I will come to you to borrow money when Dongye Nissan needs it." Dongye Yu said with a smile. Iori Miko could hear his polite refusal, she slightly pursed her lips and lowered her butterfly-wing eyelashes. "Why is Higashikata willing to accept the help of Miss Tomorrow, but not willing to accept the help of Yuzi?" "I didn't take your money from you, Dongye Nissan, for free." Dong Yeyu thought for a while and explained: "I will see you tomorrow. She likes to investigate monsters, but she is also a mortal. Therefore, since I have known her, I will follow her when investigating monsters and be responsible for protecting her safety." Is that so? I guess the reason for cooperating with her to drink at home is because of money, right? Moreover, this Miss See You Tomorrow looks a little strange, and normal people probably wouldn’t want to come into contact with her. Iori Miko nodded thoughtfully, lowered her eyebrows, a hint of joy flashed in her eyes as clear as glass, and most of the sourness in her heart quietly dissipated. Seeing that she was deep in thought, Dong Yeyu thought she was worried about him and explained with a smile. "Don't worry, money has only been scarce in the past two years. When Miko hears that there is a talented and handsome demon slayer in Tokyo, things should get better." Miko Iori nodded seriously: "Nissan Higashino will definitely become a great demon slayer like his father." As he spoke, he elegantly took a piece of potato chip and stuffed it into his mouth, covering his mouth with his little hand and chewing it. Speaking of which, I heard Mr. Iori say that Miko's father seemed to have died young? Higashino Yu was worried that talking about this matter would make Iori Miko sad, so he took the initiative to change the topic. "Then, by the words of Yuzi, do you want to drink Bozi soda?" As he spoke, he picked up the Bozi soda, read the instructions for opening the bottle cap for a while, opened it and took a sip, then glanced at Yuzi, his expression unchanged. What does it taste like? An indescribable taste burst out in his mouth along with bubbles. Dong Yeyu didn't like it very much, but he didn't want to waste it, so he drank it up. It can only be said that it is no coincidence that Fat House Happy Water has become popular all over the world. Higashino Yu opened a bottle for Iori Miko and said seriously: "It's very delicious! Miko should try it too." Iori Miko took the bottle and looked at Higashino Yu's eager expression. Her eyebrows furrowed slightly. She had already seen the trick and felt helpless in her heart. It was really childish. But she didn't hate the childishness. So he pretended not to know, took a small taste, then frowned, turned his eyes away, Dongquan's misty eyes looked at Dong Yeyu, and said nothing. "So Miko doesn't like this taste?" Higashinoyu, who succeeded in the prank, said somewhat innocently, "I thought everyone in the island nation liked to drink Bozi soda." "Okay, if Higashino Nissan likes it, just drink up this bottle of Miko." Iori Miko puffed up her face slightly and said, and stuffed the soda in her hand into Higashino Yu's arms in anger. Uh. Higashino Yu suddenly felt like he had shot himself in the foot. He was about to say that he would drink later when he was full, but when he met Iori Miko's ethereal and calm eyes, he felt guilty.

So he drank another bottle of soda helplessly. Iori Miko watched Higashino Yu drink a whole bottle of soda, snorted lightly, but her eyebrows were full of smiles. However, when her eyes fell on the bottle mouth, she seemed to react a little slower, and a touch of pink slowly climbed up her white neck, and her eyes reflected the sparkling light. She lowered her head and silently ate potato chips and read comics, and no longer paid attention to him. After that, the two stayed in the room for a while, and heard Iori Tadamichi shouting downstairs to go home for dinner, so they packed up and went to Iori's house for dinner together. After dinner, Higashino Yu played flying chess with Miko in the study for a while, and then strolled back home. After turning on the light, he saw the mobile phone box on the floor and remembered something. Higashino Yu put the mobile phone box on the small square table, and solemnly took out the flip phone given to him by the director of the orphanage as if holding a ceremony, and stroked its battle-hardened mottled shell, feeling a little reluctant. But it really can no longer meet his needs. Old soldiers never die, and I will always treasure you even if I retire. With a little sadness, Higashino Yu promised, put it in the packaging box of the fruit phone, put it in the storage box, and then took out the fruit phone. First, I looked at line. There was no news about Asumi Sanae, and I didn’t know whether Jinguji Hiiragi Kagami would teach her magic. I always felt that her journey to become a demon slayer was a little dim. But it was originally to let her shift her focus from monsters to practice, as long as she didn’t run around looking for monsters to die. Thank you for your tips, monthly tickets, and recommendation tickets (ω) Please give me monthly tickets, please read more, and please recommend (╰╯)

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