Chapter 99 It’s hard to imagine Brother Lin’s mental state.
The audience looked up.
It was clearly written on the scrolling electronic screen above.
"The Waltzing Cat"
Kitten dancing waltz.
Kitten Waltz.
The three-beat waltz naturally expresses a feeling that makes people want to spin around.
However, to everyone's surprise, The violin suddenly played a very unexpected big slide.
Very much like a cat meowing.
The kitten, which was lying lazily on the ground, suddenly stood up.
Look at the violin group that made the meow.
Mouth wide open, pupils quake.
"Meow~"
After the strings meow, the kitten meows, as if in response.
It almost made the violinists laugh out loud.
I can't stand it at all.
I'm imitating a cat's meow here, and the cat next to me meows at me.
Along with the joyous portamento of the strings, the flute also needs to slide.
Unlike violinists who can curl their lips freely.
Who knows how hard it is to play portamento while holding back a laugh.
If it weren't for the professionalism, it would be difficult to hold on.
The musicians in the audience were really torn apart.
Is this a concert?
Or Is this really meant for people to hear?
Are you sure it's not for these kittens? Although Lin Guoping had heard of it a long time ago.
But when it is officially performed, it is shown to audiences across the country and important figures in major symphony orchestras.
Still couldn't help but feel a blur in front of my eyes.
It always feels like starting from today.
The signature of the Philharmonic Orchestra is going to be distorted by Li Jinglin!
Funny, humorous.
This classical music seems like a joke, it is purely entertainment.
Some of the musicians in the audience who supported entertainment were even more excited.
This treatment is really wonderful! The possibilities of the instrument are fully developed.
Moreover, this music makes me feel happy and childlike as soon as I listen to it.
There are even musicians who are eager to get the recording of this song and go back to entertain their children.
"Okay, I'm very good at organizing things."
"Okay, you Li Jinglin are really a fucking genius."
Wang Handong was confused.
Forget about music games.
I never expected to see the Cat Choir today.
Each one is more outrageous than the last, getting more and more outrageous.
hard to imagine.
After that, what kind of ghostly ideas will appear.
At this time, the audience's mentality is complicated.
A few refreshing whistles made his face become complicated.
After a little bit of difficulty, I learned to meow again.
The accident finally happened.
Li Jinglin was in a passage that no one had imagined.
Suddenly the dog barked.
"Wang! Wang!"
It's a real dog barking.
Originally, this section, according to normal composition techniques, should have entered a cadence to allow the phonemes to fall into place.
But just when it was not up or down, and it was not falling back.
Suddenly the dog barked.
It seems to depict a scene of cat and dog fighting.
The kitten, which was walking gracefully just now, seemed to have bumped into a dog.
"Meow!"
The kittens, who had been lying down comfortably, suddenly stood up straight.
look up.
Their eyes were fixed on Li Jinglin invariably.
As if asking.
Who was the dog barking just now?
These serious musicians in the audience really couldn't stand it anymore.
"Hahahaha!"
I laughed out loud for a moment.
Afterwards, under Li Jinglin's sudden exaggerated gestures, the music ended the performance with the most violent ending.
Turning his head, he bowed.
Suddenly, applause with laughter echoed throughout the audience.
Use the violin's slide to imitate a cat's meow.
And let the cat actively participate in the concert performance.
In the most unorthodox and unimaginable way, I gave you an unforgettable performance.
【Ha ha!Laughed. 】
[Cat: What are you barking at? 】
[Le, it makes sense for cats not to play with dogs. 】
Netizens are happy.
Some viewers clicked in just out of curiosity.
I didn't realize it myself.
I have no interest in classical music, but I don't feel bored or indifferent at all.
I am very much looking forward to Li Jinglin's continued performance.
The lady from the cat cafe came up to collect the cat.
Blushing, he shook hands with Li Jinglin.
Immediately there was another round of applause.
After all, cats are loved by people, girls are loved by people, and girls who raise cats are loved by people.
Li Jinglin looked at the state of the audience.
Couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction.
well.
It seems.
After these foreshadowing.
If a real mudslide comes, these people should be able to bear it.
Take a deep breath.
Gaze back at the choir above the orchestra.
The singers in the choir were breaking out in cold sweat.
Not far away, a grand piano opens.
An orchestra pianist takes his seat.
Immediately, the next thing the audience saw was the choir singers taking out puppy ears from their pockets.
Put it on your head reluctantly.
The same is true for Li Jinglin.
He even put a dog glove on his right hand.
Wang Handong's heart skipped a beat again.
In these short 10 minutes today, Wang Handong suffered too much stimulation.
Immediately, everyone was stunned.
The piano played the BGM of "The Karate Kid".
The song title was displayed on a prompter above the stage.
"Feeling Hollowed Out"
See the title of the song.
The corner of Lin Guoping's mouth twitched violently.
I couldn't help but lower my head slightly.
Really.
If it weren't for the foreshadowing of the previous two less serious music.
The musicians in the audience probably couldn't help but stand up.
"Woo~~"
The accompaniment is only a simple piano.
It’s all about the human voice.
Amidst the low whimpering, someone suddenly imitated the cry of a crow.
"Ah! Ah!"
"?"
The audience in the audience really couldn't hold back.
The barrage on the Internet is even more "hahahahaha".
"Darkness has enveloped Chaoyang Park, and the square dancers have been prepared.
I looked at the shadows of the trees outside the window, could this be my youth? "
The beautiful male chorus is very elegant.
But this lyrics is completely annoying.
"When the petals leave the flower~"
"?"
Musicians in the audience, you look at me, and I look at you.
In their pupils, they reflected each other's doubtful faces.
This beautiful world.
In the beautiful world of music.
How come there is such a strange and special person like Li Jinglin?
"There is a boss named David."
"It's called David~"
Now that it’s sung.
The singers quickly got into the groove.
It smells a bit like a broken jar.
"Appearing at six o'clock in the afternoon with eyes like a black back~"
In exquisite harmony.
Once again, the dog barked.
"Wang Wang!!"
"Just like a black back~"
The male backing vocals started to tremble obviously.
Netizens were even more hilarious.
Li Jinglin was particularly satisfied.
Only the barking singer and the musicians in the audience couldn't help covering their faces.
[Philharmonic Orchestra: Exciting. 】
[Brother Lin is good at destroying bands. 】
[I'm dying of laughter, is today's performance really a concert? 】
Netizens wanted to laugh.
Because it's really amazing.
Li Jinglin really did a big job for you.
But the more you listen down.
But the more I can't laugh.
The image of a hard working dog appears in everyone's mind.
It's just this image.
more and more like myself.
The lyrics are a bit heartbreaking. "Don't you have a home?
Please don't say that! "
"Baby, work overtime!"
It's hard to imagine.
a song.
Whether it’s the singers, the musicians in the audience, or the netizens watching the concert.
More or less, all of them are a little bit defense-breaking.
Only that conductor got more and more excited.
Suddenly.
Li Jinglin raised his hands.
Leading the orchestra to amplify the sound.
"I feel like my body is being hollowed out~ I’m as tired as a dog~”
"I'm not tired~I'm not tired"
Incomparably beautiful melody.
It makes people want to relax.
The beauty of music is fully revealed.
But... it's paired with lyrics that are hard to complain about.
I really don't know what to say.
Pain and happiness.
“I didn’t take off my makeup for [-] days, and I wore it for two and a half years~ My work and rest are disordered, but I am getting fatter and fatter! "
"Get up and fight for the North Fifth Ring~"
“My family lives in Huilongguan~”
"The sofa is my harbor~"
Many netizens began to feel uncomfortable.
Who knows.
Finally got off work.
Listening to a song brings back the nightmare of work.
"With an empty stomach, I draw cakes and dream,
How to relax? "
"Everyday KPI is not as good as now, Put away your craftsmanship! "
The mood of the music arrives.
It seems like it will explode soon.
Everyone feels it.
This is next.
It should be a very "serious" accusation.
Just like some other comedies in the past? Funny in the front, serious in the back.
But never expected.
Brother Lin pulled the handbrake, put the clutch into gear, stepped on the accelerator, and put down the handbrake.
There came an unexpected drift.
"Listen to me~"
The choir members have also begun to let themselves go.
Just follow the lyrics and go crazy on the spot.
"I love work! Work makes me progress! I love learning and it’s super fun! "
"Super happy! Super happy!"
The feeling of being so crazy that you are unconscious is very darkly humorous.
Such a turning point caught everyone off guard.
It is indeed difficult to imagine the mental state of these performers.
"Block him after resigning!
Who needs sleep, what a waste of time? Who wants to eat, PPT is vitamins. "
“How about it, boss, are you satisfied now?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! "
[Hahaha, I can’t hold myself any longer. 】
[I will play this song to my boss tomorrow. 】
[Then the next day I was fired for stepping into the company with my left foot. 】
[I am very concerned about Brother Lin’s creative status. 】
Comments from netizens kept scrolling.
Just the three performances performed by Li Jinglin today.
Any mental disorder that lasts only a day can't be cured.
It's not a job that carbon-based organisms can do at all.
Lin Guoping no longer dared to raise his head.
Because the group leader who turned it in was right next to him.
At this time, the group leader who turned in was looking at Li Jinglin and then Lin Guoping with a strange look.
The look in his eyes seemed to say, "Look what you invited."
"I feel like my body is being hollowed out~ I’m as tired as a dog~”
have to say.
This melody is really beautiful.
Very catchy.
But it’s not just the lyrics that are inappropriate.
He was still singing "Don't work overtime. Don't work overtime, don't work overtime" in a harmonious voice.
Immediately.
The style of painting has changed.
A cheerful melody sounded.
I always feel like there's something wrong with my brain.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hey.
I'm going to Yunnan! Ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Say goodbye to Huilongguan! "
"Don't work overtime!"
【Hahaha!This is completely crazy. 】
[The resentment of not wanting to work overtime belongs to me. 】
【Le, I'm already crying. 】
[Cry, I cry and laugh at the same time. 】
After the song is over.
The musicians in the audience counted one by one, and their expressions were really strange.
Give Li Jinglin a round of applause.
Such a short performance.
But let everyone forget it.
but.
Li Jinglin didn't seem to want it to end.
When the atmosphere was about the same, a little easter egg was created.
I see.
This timpani drummer.
Suddenly the drums started playing.
Very rhythmic.
And, to the surprise of everyone.
The curtain on the side of the stage suddenly opened to the projection screen.
The score of this timpani drummer was released.
"Timpani Concerto"
I see.
The drummer beat the drums fiercely for a while.
Suddenly his hands were raised in the air.
With one sudden move, he plunged his head into the timpani.
"Dong dong dong dong!"
"Snapped!"
This drum, whose head seemed to be covered with paper, made a crisp "pop".
This series of operations was so fast that it caught people off guard.
"?"
Some of the musicians rubbed their eyes in disbelief.
It's really hard to believe that the scene just now was real.
but.
The upper body of the drummer is still embedded in the drum.
not moving at all.
The score played on the side projection screen reached the end.
Looking up, I found that there are detailed explanations on the sheet music.
Even provided a picture.
[Please plunge your upper body into the drum vigorously]
"I can't stand it anymore. I really can't stand it anymore."
Lin Guoping's eyes darkened.
This little easter egg.
I really don't know.
Who knows why he suddenly came up with such a thing.
If you only watch the show.
You may think that this is a mistake or a temporary prank.
hard to imagine.
In the score, the composer will very seriously ask the performer to "press the upper body into the drum with all your strength."
Can't stand it anymore.
Li Jinglin looked at the musicians in the audience in a daze.
Laughed.
"Actually, there is a reason why I do this."
Li Jinglin spoke.
The audience in the audience looked over dumbfounded.
"I've thought about it. Maybe Beethoven and Mozart didn't expect that future generations would not dare to make interesting changes to their scores for hundreds of years."
At this point, Li Jinglin shrugged.
"So I made such a decision to write interesting interactions into the score in the future, hoping that future generations can also strictly follow the score."
"Hahaha!"
There were bursts of laughter from the audience.
What Li Jinglin wanted to express was very clear.
Especially some of the more cutting-edge musicians are particularly impressed.
It doesn't mean that. Old school? That is unless you don't play this type of work.
If you play, either you give me the skin according to the music score!
Or you can make changes to the original score.
"6"
Wang Handong's three views today have been refreshed too many times.
Maybe not just Wang Handong.
No matter the musician.
Still a netizen.
After watching these performances, an idea seemed to pop into my head.
[Is this okay? ! 】
The team leader who turned it in looked at Li Jinglin again.
His face looked strange.
I understand innovation, and I also understand entertainment.
Also supported.
But you Isn't this a little too strong? The lockdown will be lifted tomorrow at the latest.
Alas, the editor grandpa is finally going to work.
(End of this chapter)