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I’m a Big Boss In Uncle Jiu’s World

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Chapter 132: Weird logic (please subscribe)

Chapter 132 Weird Logic (Please subscribe)  The ghosts were silent. You can't deliberately drive away the ghosts and let them go, right? Even the most naive and simple ghost would not dare to have such a sweet dream. "To make things easier, I specially asked a ghost messenger to send you here because you are all fellow villagers from Renjia Town and even the town nearby. I brought you here to listen to a play and relieve your boredom. After all, everyone knows that the people below are Times were tough. But if there are ghosts watching here, you will not feel comfortable listening to the play, which goes against our original intention.  That’s why we paid the money to let the ghost agents leave for a while, so that you can have a relaxing environment.  This is the dedication and contribution that Yizhuang Tiandi Bank has made for you. I hope you can listen to the show honestly and don't have other evil thoughts.  Otherwise our good intentions will feed the dogs, and everyone will not be well off. "  Qin Yao spoke unhurriedly and in a gentle tone, but all the ghosts present, including the ghosts, felt the confidence and power in these words.

Looking around, he saw that all the ghosts were frightened by him, and the female ghost in the white dress felt anxious in her heart.  She loves the world of heaven more than the underworld, and never wants to return to that never-ending prison in her life! She wants to escape from prison, she wants to change her destiny, even if she may be wiped out, it is better than just accepting her fate and drifting with the crowd. “Clang, clang, clang, clang...” While she was thinking, the actors on the stage had already started performing.  Some honest ghosts stared at the stage intently, watching intently. But there are also some ghosts, even if they don't dare to have any evil thoughts, they have a lot of little thoughts... "Three gentlemen, I don't want to go back to the underworld anymore. Please let me stay in the human world. Even if I am a slave, I am willing to do so." Halfway through the drama, a female ghost like a small jade suddenly flew to the warehouse. In front of the door, Yingying bowed down. "Miss, please get up." Seeing her beauty, Qiu Sheng helped her up personally: "I understand your current mood very well, but I also hope you can recognize the reality. This kind of thing that violates the laws of the Yin Commander, let alone us If we don’t know each other, we won’t dare to help even if we are blood relatives!”  The female ghost was kneeling on the ground and refused to get up, but suddenly a pistol was pressed against her head. Slowly raised his head, and saw the tall man speaking with an indifferent expression: "Go back honestly, I don't want to kill anyone tonight."  Feeling the strong mana fluctuations coming from the gun, the female ghost was afraid, stood up silently, and returned to the crowd. "It's useless to beg for mercy." The female ghost in the white dress silently gave up the same plan and prepared to wait to see if other ghosts would attack these three people. However, the result was disappointing to her. Even after singing the whole play, there was still no ghost that dared to cause trouble. After pondering for a long time, the female ghost in the white dress instantly disappeared into the group of ghosts, turning into an invisible black shadow on the ground and rushing towards the shadow of the big man in the middle at high speed. There was only one chance, and she was afraid that if she waited any longer, she would not even have the chance to take action.  “Bang!” On the way forward, she thought about many possibilities, but she never thought that as soon as she came into contact with the opponent's shadow, a foot would come out of the shadow and kick her out of her original shape. “Who are you, you want to steal my place?” Xiao Wenjun flew out of the shadow and shouted angrily.  Female ghost in white dress: “…”  No.

Does this kind of thing happen? ! "Is your name Xiaoli?" Before she could come to her senses, she saw the strong man staring at her for a while and then said her name in one breath.  “Who are you and why do you know my name?” The female ghost hesitated for a moment, but finally acquiesced. “Because among the ghosts tonight, you are the one who is good-looking.” Qin Yao said.  Xiaoli: “???”  If you are good-looking, you should be called Xiaoli?  What the **** kind of logic is this? Looking at the beautiful female ghost with a confused look on her face, Qin Yao silently activated the Heavenly Master's secret skill of recognizing people. In confusion, Xiaoli suddenly felt hot all over. She looked up and her eyes suddenly met a pair of sun-like eyes, as if everything about her was seen through by the other person. "What are you doing?" Qin Yao blinked, and the golden light in his eyes gradually dissipated: "What did you do during your lifetime that caused karma to weigh you down and prevent you from being reincarnated?"   Xiao Li: "If I tell you, will you let me live?" "No." Qin Yao said.  “If that’s the case, then why should I say it?” Qin Yao pointed at Xiao Wenjun: "If you are unwilling to cooperate, I will let her whip you until you cooperate willingly."  Xiaoli: “…” Xiao Wenjun stared at the other person's delicate and fair cheeks with dazzling eyes, ready to move, seemingly full of anticipation.  She has never been a good ghost, and she has not learned anything from Qin Yao for so long. She knows that Dabitou should be a very enjoyable way to hit people.  “I killed someone.” Xiaoli said helplessly under Xiao Wenjun’s eager gaze.  “Who was killed?”  Xiaoli was silent for a long time, then lowered her eyes and said, "My father." Qin Yao was startled. "Ksitigarbha Sutra" says: "If there are living beings who are unfilial to their parents, or even kill them, they will fall into the endless **** for thousands of billions of kalpas, with no hope of escape." Who is Ksitigarbha?  A stable underworld boss. To a certain extent, the Ksitigarbha Sutra is equivalent to the laws of the underworld regarding ghosts.  Tons of billions of kalpas, there is no time to seek relief, it is basically an eternal imprisonment, and you will not be able to be reincarnated forever.  No wonder in the movie, she tried her best to escape from the control of Impermanence and boldly pursued Uncle Jiu. Only Uncle Jiu, a bank executive, can help her establish connections so that she can stay in the human world and no longer have to go to the underworld to suffer.

 Calling others, let alone Qiu Sheng's literary talent, even Shi Jian in the movie may not have this ability. Qin Yao once thought of finding a wife for Uncle Jiu, but sending such a troublesome female ghost to Uncle Jiu's room was not a sign of filial piety, but a real act of filial piety. Of course, having said that, this female ghost was one of the main ones who killed Shi Jian in the movie. If there are no other causes and effects, leaving her behind should have more advantages than disadvantages.  As for whether she is good or bad... Just as the old master taught him, the world in the eyes of superiors is never black and white. Good or bad can only be used as a reference, not a decisive factor. Xiaoli originally thought that the other party would continue to ask questions.  After all, killing one's father is a crime that is widely heard in ancient and modern times.  While speaking, she was also mentally prepared to explain. However, what surprised her was that Qin Yao not only did not inquire further, but turned around and said, "Follow me, Senior Brother Qiu Sheng, Senior Brother Wencai, please look here first."  Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai nodded quickly. After watching him and the two female ghosts disappear, they glanced at each other subconsciously, secretly speechless. “Junior brother is really brave, you dare to provoke such a fierce ghost...” “Perhaps Uncle Mao is right, he has some special quirks!”  (End of this chapter)

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