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Chapter 75: Stealing the toilet? Alarmist!

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Chapter 75: Stealing the toilet? Alarmist!

Chapter 75 Stealing the toilet? Alarmist! My breath hitched. Some were caught off guard. Just at the auction just now, I was still thinking about how to strike up a conversation with him, but now he was standing less than three meters in front of me, holding my bag in his hand. But my mind went blank, and I was focused on running away. I forced out a smile: "Haha, I accidentally lost this bag just now. Thank you for helping me find it." I said, reaching out to get it. Unexpectedly, Chu Yucheng escaped. "What...is something wrong?" I felt worried. Chu Yucheng got straight to the point: "Who are you and what is the purpose of coming here today?"

After all, I can't escape what is coming, and I feel secretly miserable. I had no choice but to start making up lies: "My boss has something to do today, so I came to the auction on his behalf, and by the way, I also came to see the shopping mall environment on his behalf, just... casually strolling around. You are not allowed to visit here today. Haha..." I looked careless, but Chu Yucheng continued to press forward step by step: "Do you think I don't know you?" I pointed to myself, a little surprised: "Do you know me...?" Chu Yucheng snorted softly: "I absolutely do not believe that my brother would commit suicide by jumping off a building. I watched the surveillance video at that time countless times, and also found many parties involved to provide evidence. Although I could not find any evidence that my brother did not commit suicide, I still found that A strange place.” I no longer have the idea that fishing in troubled waters will fool me. In fact, Chu Yucheng had almost made this matter clear to me. Before Chu Bin jumped off the building, because I saw Yin Zongyang releasing the evil boy, I first slammed the elevator door in front of the elevator, and then yelled on the first floor. All of this happened in the blink of an eye. Because what happened next was so shocking, no one followed up on my temporarily abnormal behavior. Except for my boss and... Chu Yucheng. I have already explained it to my boss, but Chu Yucheng...how should I explain it? I am anxious and worried, but Chu Yucheng is pressing harder on the other side. What should I do? I was so anxious that sweat broke out on my forehead: "That... thing last time, actually, uh, it was actually because of, uh... the sixth sense! Yes! The sixth sense! You know, some people have a very good sixth sense. I happen to be that kind of person with a very good sixth sense. Last time I had a premonition that something bad was going to happen, so I acted like that. Although I couldn't prevent that incident from happening in the end, but...you can tell by looking at the surveillance, I am..." I ended up not saying a few irrelevant words. In my heart, this matter is closely related to me. It was my inaction that led to the final result. I saw that the height and frequency of the rise and fall of Chu Yucheng's chest in front of me had increased a lot, and I also heard his heavy breathing, which showed that he was still inevitably emotional when he mentioned this matter. Chu Yucheng took a few deep breaths and spoke again, his voice slightly lower. "Well, it has nothing to do with you." But immediately, he raised his head slightly, straightened his expression, and said, "The incident before has nothing to do with you, so let's talk about something that has something to do with you."

He waved to the security guard behind him, and the security guard in formal attire handed him a tablet with several surveillance images on it. These are several sections of surveillance of me entering and exiting the toilet in this shopping mall. I sighed in my heart, my hands and feet are so fast. "The mall security told me that there was a woman acting suspiciously. She stayed in the restrooms on each floor for a long time, and she entered both the men's and women's restrooms. Do you want to explain?" I was speechless, I racked my brains, and I started talking nonsense: "Well... our boss has some hidden problems, so he specifically asked me to pay more attention to the convenience of the toilet structure and so on. He asked me to observe carefully and report back, so I, I stayed in the toilet a little longer. This Isn’t it just to compare the advantages and disadvantages of the toilets on these floors? Haha... But the mall is not open now, and... no one is using the restroom here, so I looked at the men's room and it's not that important. " I'm sorry, boss. I didn't mean to ruin your reputation. The situation is really urgent. I'm sorry. I secretly apologized to my boss to make up for my uneasy conscience. But Chu Yucheng has no intention of letting me go: "The surveillance footage showed that you hung your bag on the fire escape door handle yourself, and when you entered the toilet on the sixth floor, you clearly only had a mobile phone in your hand, but when you came out, you had a bag in your hand. The bag is still bulging.” His eyes glanced at the ghost bag in my hand, with an obvious question on his face. When Chu Yucheng said this, I realized that the little ghost in the ghost bag instinctively sensed danger because of the proximity of the talisman in my canvas bag, and had already begun to struggle. Due to the struggle, the ghost-catching bag has bulged, but because the ghost-catching bag itself has its own formation, the fluctuations are not obvious. It just seems that there is something in the bag that sways slightly as my body moves. In this situation, coupled with Chu Yucheng's attitude of getting to the bottom of things, I suddenly realized: "You can't be... suspecting that I stole something from your toilet!" This is simply alarmist! But the expression on Chu Yucheng's face told me that he seemed to be serious! I laughed angrily: "The toilet... what can be in the toilet that is so... easy to steal? Mr. Xiao Chu is really imaginative... ha... ha..." Chu Yucheng didn't say anything, he just stared at the ghost bag in my hand with an inquiring look on his face, as if he would never give up if he didn't get to the bottom of it. The security guard who originally handed the tablet had already entered the toilet and came out again with an empty can of hand sanitizer in his hand. "Mr. Chu, except for the can of hand sanitizer, nothing else is missing." My heart is desolate. It must have been that this ugly thing that didn't know what kind of vagina it was was causing trouble in the bathroom, and it must have wiped out the hand sanitizer! Now, even if I jump into the Yellow River, I won’t be able to clean myself! I really want to take this kid out of the bag right now and give it a few hard slaps to relieve its anger! Although I knew what was going on, Chu Yucheng, who was standing opposite me, still said slowly: "I just bought a new batch of hand sanitizer today for the purpose of attracting investment these days. I also really want to believe it's not you, but you are the only one who has entered the toilet on the sixth floor from this morning to now." I smiled wryly. Am I going to be ruined because of a bottle of hand sanitizer? ! Just a bottle of hand sanitizer! I closed my eyes, took a deep breath, and after calming down a little, I spoke again: "Let's find a place where we can talk, just the two of us." I was too panicked just now, but now that I think about it, I can just take this opportunity to tell him some things. Chu Yucheng looked at me deeply, but still said the word "ok".

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