Chapter 23 Partner The woman is wearing a swaying red dress, flaming red lips, and the aggressive beauty on her body makes her charming and charming.
However, this is not what surprised me the most. What surprised me most was that she actually looked exactly like the driver with a bad face! But just now I had clearly seen such a face appearing in front of me as a man, but now it looked like a woman.
I'm really confused.
"Hello, little brat." The woman gently fiddled with her bangs: "Let's get to know each other again, my name is Liu Yu, Liu from Yangliu, Jade from Meiyu."
The voice was soft and soft, which made people feel itchy.
I murmured: "That one just now..."
"That was my brother just now. His name is Liu Yu, Yu from the universe."
Ah, it turns out they are , even if twins come out of the same belly, they are still fraternal twins. Can they look so similar?
These two faces are simply copied from Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V.
But the body shape is different.
Although the man just now was thin, he had a muscular figure that looked very strong, with no trace of fat on his body.
But this woman is slender and tall, with a curvy front and back. She is wearing a tight black hip-hugging skirt that outlines her perfect S-shaped curve. She is a beauty in the world. If I were a man, I would probably have a nosebleed by now.
I stuttered and said, "What about Liu Yu? Didn't he come?"
I heard Director Xie chuckle slightly and then speak.
"That's not her brother, that's him. He's not human."
"Not human?" My jaw dropped.
Director Xie said: "He is a strange beast, called a fox. He is a hermaphrodite, good at bewitching people's hearts, ah, it is hypnosis. He can make people feel happy, angry, amplify people's desires, etc. This year, there are [-]...a few hundred Years old?"
Liu Yu's beautiful and alluring eyes showed some anger: "Ah, thank you, King of Hell, can't you keep it a little mysterious? You have to expose it as soon as you come up!
Besides, that stinky man and I are not the same person. My name is Liu Yu and his name is Liu Yu!Have you forgotten the conditions under which I agreed to be your subordinate? "
Xie Yanwang nodded with a look of coaxing a child: "Okay, okay, I won't forget it, I won't forget it. When you accumulate enough points, I will separate you from your brother and find another body for you!"
Liu Yu's eyebrows were raised: "How many times have I said it! I am the sister! He is the younger brother! We are siblings! Do siblings understand?"
Xie Yanwang no longer paid attention to her unreasonable troubles, and began to introduce another person to me, the man who had just been picked up from the police station and got into other people's yards.
Just now, his attention was attracted by the enchanting Liu Yu, and then he took a closer look at what the man in front of him looked like.
He is a middle-aged man, with some tail lines visible in the corners of his eyes. His hair is mixed with a few white hairs that are not very obvious. You can only see it if you look carefully. He has now changed into a navy blue casual suit.
His appearance is very ordinary, the kind of appearance that you would never notice if you were thrown into a crowd.
Director Xie introduced me: "His surname is Chen and his name is Chen Ziyuan. He is 75 years old."
Well, he has an average appearance, an average name, and an average age...how old is he? !
75 years old! ! ! Before I could recover from the surprise of a 3-year-old beast, I saw an old man who was clearly 75 years old, but looked like a middle-aged man.
He is still an old man who dug hundreds of meters of tunnels to reach people’s homes! "He used to be a tomb robber. He was caught for robbing tombs. He originally had to serve 20 years in prison. Later, because I knew that he was very capable, I took him out of the trap and made him meritorious."
When Director Xie said this, he slammed the table angrily and cursed Chen Ziyuan: "You bastard! Did I take you out of the bureau just to get you back into the bureau again?" What happened today was, at best, an honest mistake; at worst, it was a deliberate break-in and damage to other people's property with unknown intentions!It really pissed me off!Assi, this broken body is really suffering!Where are my blood pressure medications? "
Director Xie's face has begun to turn red, and it seems that he is angry and his blood pressure has risen.
Director Xie took the antihypertensive medicine and calmed down, and continued to introduce to me: "Don't look at his dull look, he is very good at digging graves and hunting for treasures. As for the tunnel I just mentioned, he dug it out overnight. , and also relied on this skill to escape death in many dangerous tombs.
He is especially proficient in the Eight Diagrams of the Book of Changes, Yin Yang and Five Elements, and draws talismans and formations. His grasp of the vitality of heaven and earth is extremely wonderful.
The reason why he takes good care of himself is because he can control the vitality of heaven and earth to nourish his body, so he still looks like he is 35 years old.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to buy the whole house just because he was sure the treasure was nearby. "
My jaw has dropped again and again today, and there is really no room for it to drop any further.
"Although both of them are my right-hand assistants, you are the one I am most optimistic about!"
Xie Yanwang changed his subject and turned it to me.
I really feel that I am so virtuous and capable. How can an 18-year-old girl with a debt of 100 million be more favored by King Yama than a strange beast and a master of metaphysics?
Xie Yan Wang said with some disgust and hatred in his tone: "As you can see, this strange beast is arrogant, self-centered, and rude.
And Chen Ziyuan is dull and gloomy, ignoring the law!What a pair of living treasures!I wiped their butts day after day.
Yeah yeah!Why are you covering your ears?Didn’t you blow up a shithole for me a few months ago?It made that street smell bad for three days!Because of you, the number of complaint calls is booming! "
Xie Yanwang saw Liu Yu furious, while Liu Yu pouted one side of her mouth and covered her ears, looking like I won't listen or I won't listen.
Director Xie looked at me seriously and said, "Only you, Su Cancan, you have a pure Yin character and were born with Yin and Yang eyes. As far as I know, you can also meet ghosts. You are also considerate, cute and lively. You are simply gifted." Gifted!"
Me: So ashamed, so ashamed.
I finally know why Liu Yu, ah, it’s Liu Yu, had a stinky face when she saw me this morning.
If it were me, a beast that has lived for more than 3 years, and has been outdone by an 18-year-old girl until now, I would probably have a stinkier face than him.
Having said this, Liu Yu walked to the seat next to me and sat down, and said: "Little brat, I'm so curious about how you got rid of this little fat man's obsession. Can you tell sister? My sister tried many methods but failed! When He Feifei asked Chu Yucheng out to play, I blew up a cesspit that was being cleared next to her and hypnotized her into jumping in on her little prodigal was so embarrassed that he didn’t dare go to school for nearly two weeks, hahaha...
Then he tricked Luo Zhou into running around naked on the playground for three times. That kid, tsk tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, stamina is so poor that he couldn’t run like a dead dog after running 1200 meters. If I hadn’t been afraid of his sudden death, I could have let him Run more laps.
However, even if this doesn't work, what exactly is this little fat man's obsession? "
The little female ghost lowered her head and said weakly: "I'm sorry, sister, I caused you trouble..."
Liu Yu rolled her eyes: "It's good to know. You have caused me a lot of trouble. You are obviously not a powerful ghost. You have wasted so much effort on me and I still haven't gotten any points in the end. It's really frustrating." ”
Only then did I realize that the ghost hunter this little female ghost told me was Liu Yu.
Seeing the little girl ghost being upset by Liu Yu's words, I spoke to help her out: "The little girl ghost has always lived a very depressed life. In fact, she just hopes to get a sincere relationship, whether it is her parents." She just hopes that she can be loved more..."
"What do you love or hate? Eh, it's so disgusting. If you ask me, if anyone dares to bully me, I will kill him..."
Seeing the threatening look in Xie Yanwang's eyes, Liu Yu changed her words and said, "If anyone doesn't like me, I won't...like anyone...just..."
Xie Yanwang let out a long sigh, helplessness evident in his breath.
Suddenly I understood a little bit about this troubled King of Hell.
Discussion: What should I do if my old subordinates don’t abide by the law? Liu Yu: I am not a human being, what is the law?Can't control me.
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