I, The Quasi-Immortal Emperor, Have Been Asleep For Ten Thousand Years And Joined The Chat Group

[Empress cultivation + hot blood + decisive killing + all the way to the side + the hottest cool text + invincible knife way] Lin Changge was abolished at the beginning, and he went to withdraw from the marriage in frustration, but who expected his fiancée to leave him...... That being the case, in this world, I will take you to break through the sky, conquer all worlds, and be invincible together!

"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?" "Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!" "Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!" ... "You are the worst class I have ever taught!" "But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?" ... "Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning." "Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!" ... "The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!" "Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!" Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position— and brings a whole new style to the school.

The other world is full of dangers. In order to deter the enemies, I have to dress myself up to look scary. Since I have become a blood mage, I must have a strong body and use blood healing to transform my blood. At this point, if I don't strengthen my subordinates, won't it chill their hearts? I have to arrange for them to align their style with mine. In order to stop unnecessary disputes, I must expand the Sea of ​​Blood to more worlds. "So, this is why you launched the thirteen Blood Sea Expeditions and disrupted the worlds?" "No, it's to spread love and peace," said Modi. ...... Years later, the sea of ​​blood surged, and countless soldiers wearing hideous armor and horrific ornaments walked on the waves, heading towards the same goal. On the throne, Modi looked down...

Once he traveled through a fantasy world, the system left a message saying that his talent was too high and ran away. The angry Ye Fei vowed to find this damn system back. I can refuse it, but you can't refuse to give it to me! You brought me here and you want to run away? No way! You join the holy land at the beginning, but before you can learn the skills, you suddenly encounter a secret realm opening? In order to be able to find out whether the system was in the secret realm, Ye Fei spent ten minutes creating the Emperor Scripture and entered the secret realm. One day later, the Holy Land was shocked. What? A new disciple entered the secret realm? Hurry up and save him! Wait, the secret realm was ruined by him? Is there a conspiracy behind this secret realm? Oh my God, the entire demon sect was destroyed by him? The next day, Ye Fei regrouped and vowed to find the system, and then... Holy Land: What did you say? In three days, Ye Fei swept across the entire continent? Wait! In four days, he quelled the death catastrophe? In five days, he went to all the restricted areas and said he wanted to find the system? In six days, he searched all three thousand universes? Demon Cult: Who among my family members understands? He broke through the realm with just one sentence of the height of the fountain. How do we play this? Penalty zone: Oh my god, whoever can’t win can just shout slogans, and after shouting, their strength will increase dramatically. Seven days later, the three thousand universes in the lower world, which were in chaos because of Ye Fei's disturbance, saw Ye Fei ascending to the fairyland, and they were immediately filled with tears of excitement. Several years... scratch it out. A month later, news came from the Fairyland that shocked the entire lower world. Did Ye Fei destroy the entire Fairyland again? Wait! What are you talking about? He was looking for a subsystem to gather endless time and space? He directly cut off time and space and ruled the world for eternity? [Fun article! Relaxed! Hilarious! Playful! Invincible! Overwhelming! Incredible talent! Speedrun! Magnificent! High energy! ]

[No system + no routine + villain + multiple female protagonists + weird + decisive killing without saintliness] "Which would you choose, the seven fairies or the seven spider spirits?" "Only children choose fairies. Those who understand will understand." "What if you were really transported to the Hehuan Sect, which is populated only by female demons, where they worship the male body to the extreme and worship you as a god?" “Isn’t this a paradise on earth?” "Haha." The young man smiled faintly, "I'm afraid that's not the case." "Okay, okay, the story is over, it's time for the injection." The nurse took over and injected the sedative into him. As his vision blurred and he was about to fall into a deep sleep, the young man suddenly chanted. "A few bones of a beautiful woman, killed and transformed into a dragon and a tiger. The pink skeleton blocks the way to immortality, and the pure lotus soul cannot cross. Opportunities are hidden on the other side of the blood sea, and the reversal of history reveals one's edge. The autumn wind blows softly, and the frost is light. My heart is filled with the light of heaven. A world of obscenity, filth, rosy skulls, strange worlds, and twisted spiritual practices: the story of an ordinary Earth boy, repeatedly resurrected and reborn, and driven into madness. A legend of constantly breaking free from shackles and changing one's destiny. Those who follow the rules are ordinary people, those who go against the rules are immortals, it’s just a matter of turning things upside down in the middle. Pointing to the heart of heaven, pointing to the center of earth, only I am wild and eccentric, running through ancient and modern times. (PS: This book is very long, with a lot of foreshadowing. Those who like short, fast-paced, exciting chapters, please don't criticize me. The outline roughly estimates that the book will have a total of about 2,000 chapters. I'm a full-time author, so there's no need to worry about interruptions. I guarantee at least 2 chapters a day, and 3-5 chapters from time to time. It's basically updated at 11 p.m. every night.)

"Rob (Rank ???): Able to rob another person’s ability.Yang Xi felt hopeless as the world seemed to want him to shine.At first, he was a nobody trying to save his sister, but he became the one who had to shoulder the future of mankind.Then, he created an organization just so he could hide his identity, but it became a force that had stretched its claw to every corner of the world.

When you were six, you submerged your hands into the rice storage bin and imagined that you were practicing Iron Sand Palm after you finished watching a martial art film.When you were seven, you felt like you were the diplomat of your class just because you were the first one who greeted a new student at the beginning of the semester.When you were eight, you believed that you possessed clairaudience just because you could recognize that the approaching footsteps belonged to your parents who were coming home.…What would happen if all the fantasies you had during childhood became reality?Ji Ruo put his hands into the rice storage bin and…[Congratulations! You unlocked a martial art-related achievement by putting your palms into the rice bin.][The skill you acquired: Iron Sand Palm (Entry Level)][You can upgrade the skill by repeating the activation step and maximizing its familiarity. Fortune favors the diligent. Hang in there! Work hard!]The corner of Ji Ruo’s mouth twitched. He had a feeling that his system was not really normal.After pondering for a moment, he picked up a stick and headed towards the paddy field nearby…

Yuna, a 15 years old girl started playing the world’s first VRMMO. She has earned billions of yen in stocks. She confines herself in her house playing the game without going to school. Today, a huge update has arrived. She obtains a non-transferable rare bear outfit. But the equipment is so embarrassing that she can’t wear it even in the game. Furthermore, when she answers the survey regarding the new update and relaunches the game, she appears in unknown forest in a bear outfit. Where is this? Email from God? Different world? If she wears the bear outfit she’s a cheat, if she takes it off she’s a normal girl. Her adventure starts just like that. Yuna began doing as she liked.

Di Xin never dreamed that he would wake up and become the last king of the Conferred Gods era.And it was the moment when Daji was lying on the dragon bed waiting to be fed after writing a poem to tease Nuwa.Even though there is Fox Spirit lying in front of him, who loves to penetrate the bone, Di Xin, who is familiar with the plot of Conferred Gods, is still panicking. There are 28 years left in the great dynasty, and he is about to die. What should I do?Fortunately, the [Multiple Children, Many Blessings System] is activated, the more births, the stronger the national luck, and the stronger the Cultivation Base.Anyway, if that's the case, then I'm not going to be polite, and start the concubine plan.Even when Nuwa comes, she has to give birth to several babies. Nuwa: Damn, 100% pregnant? Your Majesty, I am pregnant.Haotian: Queen Mother, why is your stomach so big?Sanxiao: Son, quickly call Master Tongtian. Tongtian: God damn King Zhou, how dare you impregnate me, Sanxiao disciple.(PS: There are so many beauties in Honghuang, what do you think of them?)

"Little Red Riding Hood, the world shouldn't be like this... It's just that there are too many dark clouds, covering the sky.""Wolf, what is a true fairy tale like?""Fairy tale..."One man and one wolf set out from the forest under the night.Looking beyond the haze, they saw this world...It was already terminally ill-Hunters indulged in killing desires, and the evil ones laughed and rejoiced.Under the candy house, there were piles of bones buried.The town collapsed, and the giant's mouth was stained red.The statue of God shed blood and tears, and the witch and the devil conspired in the desolate grave.The protesters carried the curse and wanted to roar loudly, but the darkness was like a tide, swallowing up their songs......"Let all evildoers get the punishment and retribution they deserve.""Let all good people stop crying and smile-that's a fairy tale."In the wolf's hand, a golden fairy tale book emerged out of thin air-The haze retreated, and a glimmer of light appeared.The scorched earth turned out green new buds.Bloodstained swords and spears give birth to bright branches.In the morning light, vines climb to the clouds, and delicious food falls from the sky.All spirits sing, lovers embrace each other..."Wolf, how can we change all this? How can we let light... return to the world?""Go forward with the light.""Where to go?""At the end of the long night, light up... the long-dormant dawn."The girl looked up at the night sky, the dark clouds dispersed, revealing a bright white full moon."Wolf, will you always be with me?""Of course, this is the story of Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf - we are inseparable."The girl put her arms around the wolf's neck and kissed him gently on the forehead:"Thank you, dear wolf!"Show more

Three thousand years of bowing down to the Demon Lord, I would rather be a mortal than a celestial being when looking back, but for her I will… become one who controls life and death!

When Ye Mo suddenly woke up, he realized that everything around him seemed to have changed: He has been transmigrated into the modern Earth where spiritual energy is scarce. His pretty master from his former world was nowhere to be seen. Most importantly, he found himself in the body of a young man who has been abandoned by his clan for an embarrassing reason…