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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 90: Page 90

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Chapter 90: Page 90

【⊙?⊙! Ah, this...】 "Ok?" [No, nothing] Seeing that the boy didn't understand, the system stopped mocking him and returned to the previous topic, "What the host said is true, but it's a good thing that I'm a lesbian, otherwise any ordinary girl wouldn't be able to withstand your tender offensive." "Master Tong is right." [In fact, if you think about it carefully, if Miss Guiyan is not Lily, you, the host, are really in danger.] The system couldn't help but imagine copying that scene, feeling a wave of fear, [75 physical strength is no joke, it's easy to press the host on the bed and have sex, there's no resistance, plus your physical characteristics, it would take an ordinary girl about four days to be satisfied after having sex with you] ...Well, considering the attributes of the Big Miss Juicer, it would have to be doubled. I estimate that it would take about 9 days of continuous lovemaking to be satisfied once. The system whispers to itself "....." Qingyou was silent

Can you please stop mentioning that charming physique that gives him a headache, it's so annoying!!! "Tada-kun." At this time, the girl's lazy voice sounded slowly, "Bring the copied copy over." Qingyou's movements suddenly stopped. ——Could it be that this young lady has already agreed to his request? ! He was overjoyed and quickly took out the USB flash drive from his pocket and handed it over. "Thank you Miss Guiyan for your help." He expressed his gratitude after moving his sore hands a few times. "Remember to go home and make grilled squid for me tonight as a reward." "No problem." Qingyou agreed readily, but then felt that it was wrong to think so, so he changed his tone, "But even if the young lady didn't help me today, I would still cook your favorite dishes every day." Gui Yan was happy and gave him a look that said, "You're smart." "Is this the document you have to deal with in the next few days in Nanchang?" The girl looked at the contents displayed in the computer file and raised her eyes. "Can't Tada-kun complete such a simple task?" "It's not easy at all. I think it's quite difficult." Hearing the undisguised contempt in her words, Qingyou was a little unconvinced. He leaned over and pointed, "Look at the handling of the campus festival. We have to submit three plans and more than a dozen layout plans. How long will it take to come up with this?" "That's because you're so stupid." Gui Yanxinmei mocked him, "Three plans, you can come up with them just by thinking about it, you are so stupid." "Oh? Is Miss Gui Yan so powerful?" "It's just a piece of cake." Gui Yanxinmei's expression was indifferent, and her words were full of confidence, "Tada-kun also..." She turned her head unintentionally, but suddenly found that the boy's face was only a few millimeters away from her lips. It was so close, so close, so close that she was just a little bit away from kissing him. A faint fragrance entered her nose. At such a close distance, the other person's cheeks seemed to be whiter than before. Gui Yanxinmei couldn't help but recall the last time she touched the boy's face, and how soft and smooth it was that made her unable to let go. Her lips couldn't help but move, she wanted to...

"Huh? What's wrong with me?" The young man's puzzled voice suddenly sounded. "No, nothing." She was shocked and immediately turned her head away, trying to sound natural. Qingyou glanced at her ——This woman, why does she always speak half of her words? [I guess he felt that it was unkind of him to belittle you, so he reorganized his words.] ——Well, it’s possible "Since the young lady said that it is easy to handle this kind of document, how long will it take to complete it?" he asked, focusing his attention back on the computer. "About a day." Gui Yanxinmei answered calmly, but her eyes couldn't help but steal glances at the young man. The collar of the white shirt was undone with a few buttons, the shoulder line was flat, and the delicate straight-lined collarbone was faintly visible, which seemed to have an inexplicable temptation. Looking at it, one would want to take a bite. Gui Yan Xinmei licked her lips and suddenly felt her mouth dry. "One day? That's impressive." Qingyou was shocked. I think it would take him about five or six days to finish all this without slacking off. The gap between people is really that big. "I'll leave the USB drive with Miss Guiyan first. I'll come and get it tomorrow." He stood up straight. Now that his goal was achieved, it was time for him to prepare to slip away. He looks heartless, as if he's just going to walk away after getting some benefits. After realizing this, Gui Yanxinmei's face suddenly turned cold, "Stop!" Hearing her tender cry, Qingyou paused and turned to look at her, "What's wrong, Miss Guiyan?" The girl didn't reply. She just took off her shoes and placed her feet firmly on the sofa. The graceful and sexy legs are wrapped in a thin layer of black silk, which looks quite fleshy and exudes a fatal temptation. She tilted her head, her charming phoenix eyes seemed to be smiling, her plump red lips were slightly parted, and she was very seductive, "Tada-kun, my legs are a little sore~" [Ah, this wave is the temptation of black silk! ] Qingyou: ..... I really don't know whether she is tempting or not, but this woman's ability to act like a demon is really increasing day by day.

Chapter 22 Behind the Calm The first class in the afternoon is physical education

After changing into the school's uniform sportswear, the physical education teacher symbolically asked everyone to run two laps around the playground and then announced free time. Because it is winter, the young and beautiful girls did not wear the hot pants that many male compatriots expected, but the old-fashioned yellow and white striped sports pants, and not even a single dazzling white leg could be seen. The animals on the field all sighed in their hearts, and even the number of gentlemen who stole glances at them decreased a lot. Qingyou ran away the second the teacher announced the dismissal, and ran to a secluded place without the girls noticing, thus avoiding the tragic situation of being surrounded and molested by them again. 98②208898At the corner of the fence not far from the playground, Qingyou supported his head with both hands, lying lazily on the green grass with his eyes closed. There is a crooked tree with dense branches and leaves in front of it that blocks the sunlight. Compared with other obvious places, this place is the most hidden and the most suitable for fishing in troubled waters. "I'm telling you, that great magician today is simply a moron. He's so fragile and has no fighting skills, yet he insisted on rushing to the front to engage in close combat with the boss. I'm really fucking drunk. I've told you so many times that there is no such profession or fighting style as a melee mage in Gufeng Continent." Xishan Genping next to him was complaining and ranting about what happened to them in the Internet cafe that morning. Well, Qingyou was called this time. "You know that there are many idiots in our server, so you have to understand." Ye Sichi comforted him, "If there weren't so many idiots, do you think Qingyou would turn on the keyboard hunter mode?" Keyboard Hunter is a name given by Genping and other two to the young man when he scolds others while playing games. "Tsk, that's true." Xishan Genping pondered for a while, then nodded, agreeing with his point of view. "By the way, Xiaoyu, you played the healer role very well today. When several waves of bosses started to use their big moves, you used your skills in time to heal them. Not bad." Looking at the quiet boy sitting next to him, Xishan Genping praised. "I only know how to play this. If I were asked to play other professions, I would definitely be worse than that mage." Yuzuru said modestly, without any intention of taking credit. "Can you be a little more modest? You're pretty good at supporting, right?" Nishiyama Genpei was angry at him for not fighting back, "Can you be a little more confident?" "If the support has good cooperation with teammates, it will become a nightmare for the opponent on the court." Noji Aka also said. Hanyu was speechless. "I...you..." He lowered his head incoherently. After a moment, as if he had figured something out, he raised his head. The hesitation on his face was quickly replaced by a full smile. "Okay, I admit that I am actually quite good." "That's right." Xishan Genping laughed and gave him a thumbs up, "Be more confident, Xiaoyu, this is a good thing." "Yes, you have to believe in yourself." Ye Si Chi said seriously, "If we work harder, maybe we can all play in the competition!" "Stop fooling Xiaoyu." Listening to their conversation, Qingyou opened his eyes and glanced over speechlessly, "We're still playing a game. Any random reserve player can beat us like a dog. You're just daydreaming all day long." Nojichi coughed and said, "Isn't this just a daydream that hasn't ended yet?" He was slightly stunned when he heard this, and the other two companions laughed. Qingyou reacted, then shook his head and smiled, "You." "Aka, this answer is good." Nishiyama Genpei and Asano Tsuji Aka showed admiration, "Awesome, it left Qingyou speechless." Ye Si Chi waved his hand modestly, "It's just so-so, third in the world, the eldest was in a car accident, and the second was paralyzed." "Stop bragging." Qingyou stood up and slapped him on the head, "I told you you were fat and you're still panting." "Hiss, it hurts, it hurts." Ye Sichi rubbed his forehead and took a breath. "Qingyou, you're being too harsh again."

⑨822(0)88“Oh, I’m so sorry. Do you want me to blow it for you?” The boy said as he was about to come over with a worried and surprised expression on his face. “No, no, no, no, no need for that.” Ye Sichi quickly stepped back, smiling awkwardly, “Well, I feel like the pain in my forehead has suddenly gone away, hehe.” Qingyou was curious, "Oh? Is it so magical? Then I'll try knocking it again." "Hiss, it suddenly hurts again." Ye Shichi immediately made a painful expression. "Pfft, hahaha" This funny reaction caused Xishan Genping to burst into laughter, while Qingyou and Xiaoyu were more restrained and did not laugh as much. Ye Shichi scratched his head awkwardly, and then smiled silly like everyone else. ***** ***** "Tada-kun." I had just walked out of class at the right time when a swarm of flies appeared and made me feel disgusted. "What a coincidence, we are in the same class." With a gentle smile on his face, Sakishima Yamada greeted him. Qingyou paused, turned his head and looked at his three companions, "What a coincidence?" "It's unfortunate. The school is so small, it's normal to run into each other all the time." Xishan Genping shrugged and spread his hands, "Only an idiot would think it's a coincidence." "Coincidence? What a coincidence." Ye Sichi sneered, "It must be because he had a cupping spree and sucked shit before he said something so stupid." "Yeah." Qingyou nodded in agreement. The three of them sang in unison, in a rather sarcastic tone. Sakishima Yamada, who was left aside, smiled slightly, his face still gentle, and he didn't seem to be angry. However, Yoshitsugu Kappei stepped out and tried to smooth things over with a smile, "Tada Gakushin, do you want to play basketball? There's a vacant basketball court." After the words were spoken, Hanyu beside him trembled noticeably, lowered his eyes, and took a step back slightly. Noticing his subtle movements, Qingyou frowned. ——It seems that what happened that day had a great impact on Xiaoyu, and even now there is still a deep shadow. Looking at the fawning yellow-haired guy in front of him, his eyes deepened, and a layer of deep disgust flashed across them, "Sorry, I never play basketball with ugly people." The voice paused for a moment, and when he saw the smile on the yellow-haired face obviously froze, he slowly spoke again, "Because that would make me feel sick." The other two companions heard the emotion in Qingyou's tone and immediately echoed him. "If you don't look good, don't try to act like the handsome guys in TV dramas. Do you really think you can attract girls' attention? Ha, so naive." Xishan Genping put his hands behind his back, looked elsewhere, shook his head and sighed. If you don’t know, you might think he is talking about someone else. "Tsk." Ye Si Chi was even simpler, muttering bluntly, "Toad, fuck, frog, ugly but still playing tricks." This direct taunt made Ji Gangshengping's face completely gloomy. There was a strong rage flashing in his narrow eyes, and his fists were clenched, as if he was ready to take action.

Sakishima Yamada glanced over lightly, and a gentle look stopped his thoughts. "In that case, why don't I play a few games with Tada-kun?" He turned his gaze back to the boy and said softly, "I'm good at basketball..." "Oh, Qingyou, something bad happened. The get out of class is about to end." Ye Sichi suddenly interrupted him without any warning. "What? The get out of class is about to end." Xishan Genping also looked shocked. "Tsk, get out of class is almost over and you still want to play football with me. Do you have any sense of time?" Qingyou scolded them both, "Idiots!" Xishan and Yeji bowed their heads and apologized sincerely, "Qingyou is right, people who have no sense of time are fucking retards!!"

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