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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 67: Page 67

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Chapter 67: Page 67

After making this decision in my heart, the surging emotions were forced to calm down a lot. Taking a deep breath, he suppressed his worry and turned his gaze to the somewhat confused kitten in his arms. "Tada-kun~" The girl put her arms around his neck and tilted her head to look at him. Her fair cheeks were slightly flushed and her eyes sparkled with a heart-stirring charm. "Sit down for a moment. I'll get you a cup of tea." Qingyou helped her to the sofa, whispered some instructions to her, then stood up and walked to the kitchen to make sobering tea for her. Unexpectedly, after he let go, the girl hugged his waist again, buried her head in his chest, and hummed in a crying voice, "Don't go, Tada-kun, don't go." Qingyou was helpless, "I didn't leave, I just poured you a cup..." Feeling his waist tighten again, he fell silent and stopped talking. It's that feeling of dying again...

After a few breaths of silence, he adjusted his breathing and slowly changed his words, "If you don't leave, I'll stay with you." "Who are you accompanying?" Gui Yanxin looked at him with her beautiful and misty eyes and asked nonsensically. "you." "who am I?" ——What kind of stupid question is this! Qingyou has a headache. However, for the sake of his back safety, he could only smile and patiently replied, "Of course it's Gui Yan..." "It's not this one!!" The girl shook her head and looked at him with a pout, "It should be Xinmei baby." Qingyou has a black line My god, my beautiful baby, aren't you a queen? Your character is totally ruined! ! "Isn't it..." Seeing that he didn't respond, the girl's eyes were instantly filled with tears and she looked like she was about to cry. "Yes, yes, you are Xinmei baby." The restraint around her waist became heavier, and Qingyou nodded in response. ——Oh my god, this is too scary. It turns out that being a girlfriend with this young lady is a high-risk job. "Hehe~" The girl's delicate face smiled again "Tada-kun~" She looked at the man in front of her dreamily, and put her hands on the handsome face of the boy, murmuring, "You are so nice~" Qingyou didn't dodge, but gently stroked the other's soft hair, and said softly, "Let's go to bed." "Hmm~"

The kitten buried its head in his neck and responded softly. ——I’m quite calm at this time. Muttering something, he picked up the girl and walked towards the bedroom. Never mind, he'll just serve her. Now that he has such a physique that can cause trouble for his father, he can only live with the young lady obediently. Currently, the eldest daughter is the only safe person who will not pose a danger to him. Not only that, he is rich and good at fighting. If we have a good relationship, we can give him some money to spend... Well, this thigh, I have to hug it quickly "Miss, come here, let me cover you with a blanket...Fuck, why are you taking off your clothes?!"

Chapter 73: Warm and Cozy~ "Don't do this, please stop, men and women should not touch each other." Qingyou held Gui Yanxinmei's hand and tried to persuade her in the most gentle tone, trying to calm her down. The girl broke free at once, then sat astride Qingyou with a sly smile on her face, "No~" Her delicate body was swaying, she was still mumbling, and began to pull at her clothes. She was already wearing a drop-shoulder dress, which made it easier to take off. With a gentle pull of the ribbon, her white, porcelain-like skin was revealed. Qingyou closed his eyes in despair. ——It’s over When he wakes up tomorrow, he will definitely be killed by Gui Yanxinmei, for sure! At this moment, a furious roar sounded in my mind, [Fuck! This is impossible, the system has been upgraded, why is it still mosaics in front of me, this is unfair!!!] The system is angry and confused It thought that after this upgrade, it would be able to see some embarrassing and uncensored scenes openly, but it didn't expect that it would be the same as before. No matter whether the host was having sex with a woman or a girl accidentally exposed herself in front of the host, it would be forced to be mosaiced. It couldn't see anything and could only hear the sound. [Fuck! What’s the use of this upgrade? My fantasy of watching AV in real life is shattered! ! ! ] "Go away and f**k yourself." Qingyou gritted her teeth, the noise gave her a headache. After cutting off the connection, he was really fed up with this system. He was thinking about all kinds of messed up things every day. "Tada-kun, look at me, open your eyes and look at me." There was a beauty on top of him, moaning and begging for his attention.

"Tada-kun." Seeing that he didn't respond, the girl raised her voice and started crying. Qingyou had no choice but to open her eyes, "What's wrong, Miss." "You don't call me Xinmei baby anymore." Gui Yan Xinmei pouted her seductive red lips, looking aggrieved, tears flashing in her eyes. "Yes, yes, Xinmei baby." Wiping away the tears from the corners of her eyes, Qingyou comforted her softly, "So, what's wrong?" "Why are you ignoring me?" The girl snorted and looked at him with puffy cheeks, looking fierce. "Didn't you say you wanted to go to bed?" Qingyou pinched her cheek and sighed. "Eh?" Gui Yanxinmei was a little dazed, "Is that so?" "if not?" Qingyou was both angry and amused. This young lady, why does she look so silly when she is unconscious? "Okay, let's go to bed." Sitting up straight, she smiled innocently and reached out to take off her bra and panties. Qingyou's eyelids twitched wildly, and he reached out to stop her, "No, no, no, why are you taking this thing off?" Gui Yanxinmei pushed him away, twisting her body and muttering, "No, it's the most uncomfortable to sleep with clothes on." After a few breaths, his whole body was naked, without a single piece of clothing left. She threw herself on the boy again, her two round and soft breasts pressing against his chest, but her face was still as innocent and attractive as before, "Okay, let's go to bed~" Her originally neatly-knit hair was now scattered, and the cold aura surrounding her was gone, giving her an aura of seductive charm that made people excited, like a bewitching beauty who had captivated everyone. Qingyou closed his eyes and tried to calm his disordered breathing. "it is good." In the dim light, his pleasant and cold voice was a little hoarse. ***** ***** Late night Qingyou patted Gui Yanxinmei's back gently, comforting her again and again, until he heard her long breathing and then relaxed. At this moment, the clothes that the girl had originally taken off had been put back on by him. After all, the other party's temperament was well known. If she found me sleeping naked with a man the next day, The consequences, tsk tsk... So, you should quickly dress her while she is asleep.

Well, now that the first danger has been resolved, we can start implementing the second plan. ——Go to the living room and have a good sleep alone He was helping her put on her clothes just now, and the noise was so loud that she didn't wake up. Doesn't this prove that the woman was already fast asleep? He moved cautiously to the left side of the bed, but within a few breaths, the girl seemed to realize that he wanted to leave, and the arms around his waist suddenly tightened a little. "???" Something is wrong Qingyou tilted her head to look. Under the faint moonlight, the girl was sleeping quietly with her eyes closed, her long jet-black hair covering half of her face. I didn't notice anything unusual. Could it be a subconscious action? Thinking of this, he tried to move his body again and moved out of the bed. Sure enough, the force wrapped around his waist was much tighter than before. --this?? Lying flat on the bed, as if he had guessed something, he tentatively hugged the girl in his arms. As expected, the girl did not move this time and let him hold her. Qingyou raised his eyebrows, sat up slightly, and pretended to leave. In less than the next second, he was pushed back onto the bed. this... Is he pretending to sleep?! Qingyou twitched the corner of his mouth and was speechless. Looking tiredly at the dark ceiling, he was silent for a while and decided to give up struggling. That's it. .. go to bed .. .. Gan! ! "Gui Yan Xinmei, don't touch there!!!" ***** ***** In the early morning, the sun shines in and the house gradually becomes brighter. Gui Yanxinmei opened her eyes, feeling dizzy. Only fragments of last night came into her mind. The off-shoulder dress was still on her body, and she was sleeping in the boy's bed. A faint scent of grass lingered in my nose. I looked around and found that there was no one in the slightly dim bedroom.

She tightened her fingers around the thin quilt, and felt her heart become empty as well. The room was very quiet, so quiet that she could only hear the ticking of the alarm clock on the bedside table. For a moment, she seemed to be isolated from the world. I stared blankly out the window. The sky was still twilight with only clouds floating around. It was empty and not even a flying bird could be seen. Sitting on the bed in a daze, a feeling of loneliness suddenly surged into my heart. "Bah-" Suddenly, there was a sound of cooking outside the bedroom.

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