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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 57: Page 57

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Chapter 57: Page 57

——Damn it, at the critical moment, I still have to rely on this damn Yasasi To be honest, if he wasn't as strong as this woman, he wouldn't want to use this trick. He had clearly decided to be a cold and aloof man who never smiles to others. Alas, this cruel world... Qing·Tears·Long "Tada-kun..." Just as he was immersed in his own sad atmosphere, a voice like a kitten's meow called him. Qingyou came to his senses and found that the young lady raised her head with her delicate and fair face facing him. "What's wrong?" Qingyou immediately put on a gentle expression. Forget it, now that I've already tried it, I might as well be gentle to the end. This woman is moody, so I'd better go along with her and comfort her. It would be really unfair if she was strangled to death just because I didn't do what she wanted. “Can we sleep well?” The girl looked at him pitifully, with a hint of pleading in her soft voice. It was really hard to refuse such a stunningly beautiful woman with such a pitiful look.

Qingyou, "......" Can he say no? Taking a deep breath, he said softly, "Miss Gui Yan, can you let me play the game..." Before he could finish his words, the restraint around his waist suddenly increased, and his bones felt as if they were about to be broken, as if a huge rock was going to run over his back in the next second, and his chest was squeezed so hard that he couldn't breathe. ——Shit, shit, I’m going to die! I’m going to die! Qingyou opened her mouth quickly, resisting the feeling of suffocation and said, "Yes, yes, of course, I can sleep with Miss Guiyan, I am so happy." "Really?" Gui Yanxinmei asked weakly while sobbing. Qingyou nodded hurriedly. The girl burst into laughter, her eyes curved like a crescent moon. As she smiled, the huge force behind Qingyou that could break her bones disappeared instantly. Breathing rapidly, he couldn't help but feel like he had survived a disaster. After pausing for a moment, Qingyou looked at the cute and attractive smile of the girl in front of him, swallowed his saliva, and his mood was indescribable. ——He just...seemed to have taken a trip to the reincarnation. ***** ***** It was a dark and silent night, with only a faint moonlight shining through the clouds into the window. Looking at the girl sleeping peacefully in his arms, Qingyou tilted his head, feeling extremely sad. If this pattern continues, I might have to sleep on the same pillow with that lazy bitch Gui Yanxinmei every day for the remaining year of the cohabitation agreement. No, you should be more confident and remove the word "possible". This is clearly 100%. Gan!

Qingyou sighed quietly in the dark night and closed his eyes, not wanting to be immersed in this sad fact anymore. Forget it, life is like rape. Since you can't resist, just enjoy it silently. In fact, if you think about it from another perspective, sleeping with Gui Yan Xinmei every day is a bit troublesome, but it is not without benefits. If two people keep sleeping together, won't their relationship become more intense over time? I have said it before. You have to be extra nice to this woman in order to cultivate friendship. Only by cultivating friendship will Gui Yan Xinmei treat him as a true bestie. Since we are best friends, this rich woman might do as she said and give me some pocket money from time to time... hiss... Well, thinking about it this way, it seems that he made a profit?!

Chapter 60: Master Youtong, the best assistant in the world Time passed by in a flash, and Qingyou tutored Xishan Genping and the other two, while washing clothes, cooking and sleeping with Guiyan Xinmei, and spent two relatively ordinary days peacefully. On Saturday, it was still dawn and he was yawning as he rode the tram to his part-time job. [Yohoo, good morning, host! ] Listening to the slightly smug voice in his mind, Qingyou's face darkened, "Master Tong, you finally came out." Pretending not to hear the boy's gnashing teeth, the system smiled and made up an excuse to get away with it, "Alas, there is nothing I can do. I have been too busy recently. I have been helping the host adjust the difficulty of the main quest and looking at the upgrade function. I really don't have time to come out and show up. Please forgive me, host." "hehe." Qingyou sneered. You were talking nonsense in all seriousness. Did you really think he would believe it? It's obvious that she doesn't want to call me daddy. She's pretending to be an old bitch wearing a bra and talking nonsense. Seeing the young man's expression that whoever believed him would be a fool, the system laughed awkwardly and quickly brought up other topics to ease the awkward atmosphere. [By the way, host, has anything important happened in the past few days when I was away? How is your relationship with Gui Yanxinmei going? ] Qingyou looked down on the system's lame attempt to change the subject, but he didn't expose it. Instead, he lazily sat by the railing, raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Gui Yan and I are beautiful? That's like hanging a weight on your butt, it's stable." 【oh? 】 Such a confident tone made the system a little curious, [How can I say that the host has made others' view of you rise from a fake best friend to a true best friend during this period of time? ] "Not really." Qingyou waved her hand, "It's just that this woman sticks to me to sleep every day. If this continues, she will definitely treat me as a true and good friend in time." [Great, great. I congratulate the host in advance for winning over Gui Yanxinmei as soon as possible.] The system lackey flattered, [As long as you become good friends, the day when she will give you money to spend casually will not be far away.] The young man crossed his legs leisurely, "That's it." "only...." Qingyou frowned as he remembered something. "Master Tong, why do I always feel that Gui Yanxinmei has been acting strange recently? Her attitude is sometimes good and sometimes bad. She becomes aloof and sometimes enthusiastic. Is this my problem?"

[No, this has nothing to do with the host] The system replied, [This system believes that this should be because Gui Yanxinmei is caught in some kind of contradiction.] "Ok?" [Host, just put yourself in her shoes. She is a young lady, beautiful, rich and well-off. Although she may seem sweet or salty at ordinary times, she is actually very proud in her heart. She must be extremely demanding in choosing friends. Moreover, you are of the opposite sex, so why is this woman's attitude towards you so hot and cold? I guess she is just hesitating whether to include you in the ranks of her best friend.] The system analyzed it this way. Qingyou understood a little, "So, I should still..." [That's right, just be gentle with her and pamper her as much as you can and that's it] The system took over, [Appeal to her with emotion and reason, do whatever you want, this way Gui Yan Xinmei will change her hot and cold attitude towards the host] The words are clear, logical, well-reasoned, and very stable. It sounded fine, but he still had an inexplicable feeling of uncertainty in his heart as to what was going on. After a pause, Qingyou said hesitantly, "Master Tong, if you are too gentle, will it be..." [What the hell, what is the host afraid of? How many times do I have to say it, my young lady is a lesbian! Lily!! Do you understand lesbianism? ! ! I am only interested in girls. Others don’t even have time to dislike your body, let alone have that kind of thought! ] "Forehead." Is he that bad... [I guarantee here that Gui Yanxinmei will definitely not be turned gay by you, the host! !] The system was extremely domineering and made a promise in person, [Don't worry, Yasasi, nothing will happen to her, don't worry.] Those who have been promoted are different. Even their tone is confident and high-spirited. After a moment of silence, Qingyou seemed to be infected by such surging confidence. The worry in his heart disappeared, and was replaced by full confidence. Yes, think about it, it was a dream start, with a great advantage in front of him, what was there to be afraid of, plus the system was such a great help, how could he lose? ! "Okay, I'll listen to you, Master Tong!" In this life, it’s a sure win!! ***** ***** While bragging and chatting with Qingyou, the system naturally did not forget the work at hand. Well, let's start by observing the various character attributes. I haven't watched it for a long time. Thinking of this, it immediately separated a wisp of electronic fluctuations and began to check The host is still the same as before, with the same charm and stamina. Well, nothing unusual, next one Name: Gui Yan Xin Mei Gender: Female Age: 17 Stamina: 75

Charisma: 90 Possessing traits: Natural charm, bewitching, overcoming skill with one's strength, turning coldness into substance, penetrating and crushing with aura Current title: Fallen at first sight (permanent) Title attributes: There are beautiful people in the north, peerless and independent. Regardless of the city, consider the country. All men's favorability towards her +25 (except for those who are sexually indifferent) Characteristics: Extreme physiological needs, full of physiological desires, weak people will easily suffer from kidney deficiency when combined with it (Note: Only the person you love will trigger this characteristic) ... hiss.. This, this TM when did this feature get added? It clearly wasn't there when I saw it before. Did this happen to me? ? emmmm.... Never mind. She is a lesbian, so it doesn't matter whether she has it or not. Since it is a small matter, I won't tell the host. It has nothing to do with him anyway. Well, that's it. Gui Yanxin is beautiful and normal. Let's go to the next one. ***** ***** “Ding-dang~” A crisp bell rang, and Qingyou walked into Luoyuan Medical Clinic. He looked towards the counter and saw Hiroo Kimura, his back still strong, sitting inside, holding his mobile phone with a solemn expression, clicking on something on the screen. Needless to say, he must be considering which outfit to buy for his number one wife. He held his forehead with his hand, sighed and said hello, "Good morning, Grandpa Guangxiong." Hiroo Kimura stared at the screen without looking up, and replied casually, "Well, good morning." Looks like he's addicted to it. Qingyou turned and walked into the locker room to change clothes, not bothering to care about the old man who was already engrossed in the fun. We are all over 60 years old and it's just a hobby. Although the content is indeed a little bit inconsistent with myself, as a junior, it is not easy to stop it and I can only support it silently. After changing my clothes, I opened the closed window in the dressing room. The sunlight poured in like a tide, soaking every inch of my skin, and my whole body was warm. I raised my hand and scooped up the light of the morning sun. The light and shadow wandered between my slender fingers. I wanted to grab it but I couldn't, just like time, which could not be embraced.

The light illuminates the sky, and the brilliance of the sky is as moving as dewdrops After brushing off the dust on his shoulders, Qingyou looked out through the glass window at the various people outside. The green leaves swayed in the wind, birds sang on the branches, and more and more people walked on the street. "Another day of working part-time."

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