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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 30: Page 30

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Chapter 30: Page 30

"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense." Qingyou said without thinking, without any hesitation. "Haha~" A charming low laugh sounded, and the hoarseness seemed to be mixed with a charm that could move people's hearts. The warm, moist breath sprays on the neck, making it itchy. The subtle fragrance emitted by the girl makes one's heart sway and one cannot help but feel moved. Even though such a monster that brought disaster to the country and the people was so close to him, Tada Kiyohisa didn't dare to breathe, not even a hair could move. Perhaps others would be ecstatic about this, but he knew clearly that he was in a very dangerous situation. Faced with such a cunning and unpredictable woman, one could end up in death if one is not careful. You have to know that under the other party's beautiful appearance, there is a cruel and bloodthirsty heart. In this long-lost silence, he even had the illusion that his neck would be bitten off by the girl at any time. A chill ran up from the soles of my feet to my forehead, and my heart was completely in my throat. Suddenly, an alluring voice came into my ears without warning, "Well, forget it, after all, it's Tada-kun, so let's just leave it at that."

——Hmm? What do you mean? Qingyou was stunned, and before he could react, a force that was impossible to shake suddenly surged on his shoulders. In a flash, he uncontrollably crashed into the wall pillar opposite the door. "Stay outside for a while, I'll call you in later, Tada-kun~" A slightly playful and charming voice was heard, followed by the ruthless sound of a door closing. [Fuck, just a gentle push and it's a few meters away! ] The system was shocked, confused, and unimaginable. [The heifer has no STDs, so awesome! ] "Is this 75 stamina? I've seen it all today." Qingyou took a deep breath and rubbed his shoulder with one hand, where he still felt a dull pain. [Host, this bitch Gui Yanxinmei is really not to be messed with in the future. She can easily slap you so far. If she uses a little more force, you will probably be slapped to death.] "I know." The young man coughed lightly, his tone a little weak, "I know how terrifying she is, but I'm not a fool, so of course I won't provoke her like an idiot again." When the other party held him in her arms to sleep for a night, Qingyou already felt a little afraid of her, but at that time, he also thought that Gui Yanxinmei was a little stronger than him. Now it seems that it should be a little stronger. "You can push me this far with just a light swing, so if you use all your strength..." Qingyou did not continue speaking because the expected scene was too horrifying. ——Luckily this woman is a lesbian, fortunately, fortunately Thinking of this, the young man couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. It seemed that in this life, the goddess of luck was finally on his side.

Chapter 29 I have no interest in these Lily sisters Tada House, living room Looking at the two sisters being affectionate with each other on the sofa, Qingyou had a blank expression on his face and felt a little speechless. He is an outsider standing here, so please at least behave yourself. "Tada-kun." Embracing the girl in his arms and kissing her forehead with his red lips, Gui Yanxin said tenderly, "Let me introduce you, Gui Yanyue, my sister and lover." "sister." Gui Yanyue felt a little embarrassed and gave her a coquettish look, but her expression was filled with satisfaction and happiness. Obviously, the other party's action of announcing their relationship without hesitation made her feel at ease. Another unexpected mouthful of dog food. Qingyou felt nothing in her heart, and she shifted her gaze, her eyes still as calm as water, "Well, hello, Miss Gui Yanyue." "Hello." Gui Yanyue responded unnaturally, her eyes somewhat evasive. Noticing this anomaly, Gui Yanxin narrowed her eyes and asked, "Why, do you know each other?" The tone mixed with chilliness was as if he was catching someone committing adultery. Noticing that Gui Yanyue was beginning to look at a loss, Qingyou's heart started pounding, and he quickly spoke before she could say anything, "A few days ago at the tram station, Miss Gui Yanyue was walking too fast and accidentally bumped into me, that's all." Given Gui Yanyue's language ability, if she were asked to explain, the situation might just get worse. In order to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings, it would be safer for her to say it herself. "Oh?" Hearing this, Gui Yanxinmei lowered her head and glanced at the girl in her arms, "Is that so, Yue." Gui Yanyue nodded, without any surprise, "Yeah." After all, having lived with the girl for a long time, Gui Yanxinmei knew her character well and knew that she was not the kind of person who would lie. Thinking of this, she smiled seductively, and most of the doubts in her heart were removed, "My dear Yueyue, sister believes you." "Sister..." Gui Yanyue's watery eyes met his, full of admiration and love. Gui Yanxinmei stroked the girl's head gently with a gentle expression. Suddenly, the air was filled with the sweet orange scent of love. [Burp, this bowl of dog food is quite filling. I’m full. How about you, host?] "Yeah, about the same as you."

Qingyou replied absentmindedly, but he was relieved to see that Guiyan Xinmei didn't pursue the matter anymore. God knows how vindictive this lazy guy is and how suspicious he is by nature. If she thinks that he and her girlfriend have some ambiguous relationship... I'm afraid it's not as simple as a body sinking in Tokyo Bay. He shuddered secretly, calmed his mind and stopped thinking about it. As for the impact of the two people's lesbian relationship on him, what effect will it have on him? What a joke, it’s none of his business, do whatever you want, it’d be best if you make it so chaotic that his existence is completely ignored. "Tsk, then the happy days of playing games will come." Tada Kiyoyu murmured this to himself in his heart. "Tada-kun." At this moment, a familiar voice suddenly sounded. Retracting his mottled thoughts, he raised his eyes and looked at the sofa, "What's wrong, Miss Gui Yan?" "Nothing, I just want to ask you, Tada-kun..." After a pause, he lowered his head and placed his slender jade fingers on the lovely lips in his arms, his behavior was very ambiguous, "Don't you think standing here is a nuisance?" ——Is there such a good thing? Qingyou understood, "I'll leave now, you continue." He was let go so readily, it really was a miracle. Without further ado, I went back to my bedroom to catch up on my sleep. Just as I was about to yo-yo, someone's voice came again, "Wait, did anyone tell Tado-kun to go back to his room?" ——Fuck! I knew it wouldn’t be that simple Qingyou paused, and his gaze fell on the other person again, wordlessly expressing what she wanted him to do. Gui Yan smiled beautifully and glanced towards the balcony, "Go, wash my clothes." "elder sister!!" Before Qingyou could say anything, Gui Yanyue spoke first and looked at her with some displeasure. Gui Yanxinmei said with an expression as if she had just realized something. "That's right, how could I forget about Yueyue? Tada-kun, let's wash Yueyue's clothes together later." Hearing this, Gui Yanyuexiu's face flushed, "Sister, that's not what I meant." "uh-huh?" Gui Yan looked at her in surprise, "Are you not going to wash? But when we were making love just now, Yueyue's clothes were all covered with the smell." The love affair was spoken of so bluntly, Gui Yanyue became even more embarrassed, and she buried her head in Gui Yanxin's beautiful chest, muffledly saying, "A girl's underwear is washed by a man she doesn't know very well, so she's not afraid of him..." The girl didn't say the rest, but Gui Yan Xinmei already understood what she meant, "My dear sister, if it were someone else, they would naturally do something dirty, but Tada-kun... I don't worry."

She caressed the girl's body aggressively, and when the girl gasped softly, she continued, "If you don't believe him, don't you believe me, your sister?" Gui Yanyue in her arms murmured intermittently, "Well~ I believe it, I believe in my sister~" "Tsk." Seeing that the two sisters were getting close again, Qingyou secretly clicked her tongue. What the hell? You don't believe me, but I don't want to wash myself. If I didn't owe a lot of debts, I would just turn around and leave without paying any attention to you two. "Tada-kun~" The delicate and lazy voice sounded again. "Go do the laundry." "Okay, got it." Since the eldest lady had urged him, he didn't hesitate any longer and walked towards the balcony. "By the way, our girls' underwear and panties must be washed by hand. If people find out that you use a washing machine to wash them..." The corners of his eyes sparkled, and he did not conceal his chilling coldness. "I'm sure Tada-kun knows the consequences as well." "I know. I will wash it for you properly." Having his little trick exposed, Qingyou could only resign himself to his fate and sigh. Gui Yanxin nodded with satisfaction, then lowered her eyes and stopped looking at him, "Well, go ahead." [Damn it, is Gui Yanxinmei so crazy? ] The system suddenly spoke up, expressing that it could not stand the other party's extremely arrogant attitude. "Forget about it. If I had a 76-point physique, I'd be even crazier than her." Walking to the balcony, she picked out the underwear one by one and put them in the basin, poured in the laundry detergent, and said indifferently, "Not only do you owe them money, but you can't beat them either. You should be honest." [Oh my, host, your life is really miserable] "More than a little." Qingyou raised his head and looked at the sky, recalling the glorious days in the past, feeling full of emotion, "It's just so miserable to open the door, so miserable."

Chapter 30: Afternoon is naturally for sleeping [This sound, wow, it’s so powerful, ups and downs, worthy of being a young man, really fierce] Hearing the sound coming from the bedroom, the system smacked its lips in praise. [This is really awesome, and it's not much different from the previous host. ] Sighing, as soon as Qingyou was mentioned, the system immediately transferred the electronic wave to the boy who was washing clothes, [Host, stop washing, and listen quickly]

"..." 【Host? 】 Why don't you say anything? The system was puzzled, and after observing the electronic fluctuations carefully, it was speechless. I saw Qingyou's eyes half closed, her eyelids drooping, and her hands moving occasionally in the basin, as if she was about to fall asleep.

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