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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 22: Page 22

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Chapter 22: Page 22

After all, without the lazy Gui Yanxinmei to disturb me, I should naturally enjoy this hard-earned personal leisure time. Saving the most time to play games is the perfect solution and choice. Once a plan is made, just do it. I took out the bath towel that had been dried on the balcony and walked towards the bathroom with slightly quickened pace. ***** ***** ten minutes later After Qingyou finished her shower, she rinsed herself a few more times, wiped herself briefly, put on her pajamas, and left the bathroom. Perhaps it was because I hadn’t touched it for a long time, a long-lost sense of anticipation and excitement surged from the bottom of my heart, and even my pace quickened a lot. "Game! Game! Game!" He muttered to himself, his obsidian eyes brighter than ever. [Ahem, host, I have a reminder, but I don't know whether I should say it or not.]

Qingyou paused, "Master Tong, is this bad news again?" [Wow, the host is awesome, your guess is so accurate.] “…” What's going on with this sudden weird mood? He pressed his right eyelid which was throbbing violently with one hand, and a bad premonition came to his mind, "Master Tong, could it be that..." [Correct answer, the answer is in the host's room, go take a look, there is a surprise] ——Fuck! As if he had thought of something, the moment the cold electronic sound fell, Qingyou almost ran to the bedroom door, pulled the door handle and opened it. Sure enough, within his sight, a charming beauty was lying on his bed and sleeping. The point is, it was on his bed!!! [How is it, host? Is this a big surprise?] The system is trying not to laugh. A few black lines appeared on his forehead, and Qingyou said calmly, "I'm not surprised, but I am a little scared." It seems that he is too naive. Given this lazy guy's character, how could he easily let go of the opportunity to make things difficult for him? It turns out that he has this big trick up his sleeve. Of course, she is worthy of it. He took a deep breath, calmed his mixed emotions, picked up a book on the table, and walked towards the bed. The girl looked very beautiful when she was sleeping. When you got closer, you could hear her shallow breathing. Her eyes were closed, and her long and narrow eyelashes were like a small fan, casting a faint shadow. Her black hair spread out like clouds, and her plump red lips looked even more alluring under the light. But it has nothing to do with him.

Qingyou had a blank expression on his face and poked the other person's fair cheek with the corner of the book. "Lazy... Miss Gui Yan, wake up and don't sleep anymore." Perhaps poking the face had an effect, the girl's eyelids could be seen twitching noticeably when she closed them. "Hmm~" A bewitching and enchanting moan came from Gui Yanxin's beautiful red lips. [Fuck, this sound, I'm shamefully hard! ] Tada Kiyoyu: “…” It is an artificial superintelligence after all, can you please not be so embarrassing? You held his forehead with his hand, feeling speechless. "Ah~ Tada-kun~" Waking up from the chaos, Gui Yanxinmei blinked her charming eyes and looked at the young man standing beside the bed. "After living together for so many days and nights, you finally couldn't help yourself and took action against me?" "Please check if you are sleeping in the wrong bedroom while you are talking nonsense." Qingyou remained calm, having long been accustomed to this fellow's teasing. "So, can you get up now, Miss Guiyan?" Gui Yanxinmei pouted her lips, "No, no." Who are you acting like a spoiled child for, sister? ? With his index finger flexed, Qingyou looked at her calmly, "You can continue sleeping, but can you go back to your room?" Gui Yan Xinmei pinched the bed sheet and pulled it up, leaning towards him, "But, Tada-kun's bed is so comfortable, I want to sleep here." Her eyes were full of charm, and her voice was seductive with a hint of roguery, "Just for a moment, just a little while." I have seen scoundrels, but I have never seen such a scoundrel who can still be so arrogant and unrighteous. Besides, according to her behavior, this short period of time might be a long period of time, so how can I play games then? No, absolutely not. Qingyou paused, and sorted out how to politely reject the other party's shameless request, "Miss Guiyan, I think..." Before he could finish his words, a slender, white arm suddenly stretched out and pulled him directly onto the bed without him expecting it. After a few breaths, the girl rested her head on his arm, wrapped her arms around her waist, and lay in his arms. The fragrance of roses lingered in my nose, and my beautiful and enchanting face was full of charm. "If it really doesn't work, we can still sleep together, Tadoda-kun~" Faced with the sincere invitation from such a troublemaker, Qingyou's expression was dull and he even sneered in his heart. ——What a joke! The evil dragons of Gufeng Continent are still waiting for him to slaughter them, but he has no time to continue to tangle with this guy.

He supported himself on the bed with his elbows and was about to stand up and leave when he discovered something a little embarrassing. How come this lazy guy is stronger than him! ? The hands wrapped around the waist were like steel walls, seemingly soft and boneless on the outside, yet containing incredible strength. So, here comes the embarrassment he looks like... I can't get away from it.

Chapter 21: Don't mess with this woman How to express tactfully and without embarrassment that a man is not as strong as a woman What should I do? Waiting online. It's urgent. Qingyou looked at the ceiling with a blank look in his eyes, looking like a defeated bird who could start his life over again. "Master Tong, if I remember correctly, my stamina should be quite high." [Reply to the host, your physical strength is 56. The physical strength of boys of the same age today is generally 50. You are 6 points higher than them.] "good, very good, excellent." Qingyou complimented him perfunctorily in a flat voice, frowned, and said with a fake smile, "Then the question is, why can't a 56-foot-tall man with physical strength be defeated by a lazy lesbian like me?" "Don't tell me this chick has more stamina than me." [Congratulations to the host, you guessed it right again, it's amazing, you are a modern prophet! ] "???" Qingyou looked shocked. "Is that true?!!" What the hell is going on? Not only is she good-looking and from a rich family, but her physical strength is also greater than his. What the hell am I doing here? At this time, the system timely calls up Gui Yanxinmei's personal attribute panel Name: Gui Yan Xin Mei Gender: Female Age: 17 Stamina: 75 Charisma: 90

Possessing traits: Natural charm, bewitching, overcoming skill with one's strength, turning coldness into substance, penetrating and crushing with aura Current title: Fallen at first sight (permanent) Title attributes: There are beautiful people in the north, peerless and independent. Regardless of the city, consider the country. All men's favorability towards her +25 (except for those who are sexually indifferent) ... [Host, you see, this Gui Yan Xinmei is an outlier. She is probably the only one in the world who has this kind of attribute panel.] The system comforted him, "So, don't feel inferior. Although you are a little poor, you are already better than many people." Tada-kun:...... I understand the reasoning, but could you please stop mentioning the last sentence? "I'm pretty and rich, but my only advantage is not as good as hers. Doesn't this mean that I will be oppressed and bullied by this lazy guy for the next year of living together?" [If nothing unexpected happens, in this one-year cohabitation agreement, you, the host, will indeed serve this young lady like a servant, serving her tea and water like a slave] I sighed deeply and felt sad from the heart. He lowered his eyes, rested his head on his arm, and fell asleep again. Although he was clearly asleep, his hands were tightly clasped around his waist, making him unable to move at all, and he couldn't get away even if he wanted to. He pulled the corner of his mouth, very unhappy, "This guy is really bold, just lying in the arms of a hot-blooded young man, isn't he afraid that I will take advantage of her?" [Host, I advise you not to do this. I have observed that Gui Yan Xinmei is just in a dormant state. She will wake up at the slightest disturbance. If you dare to touch her, the result will be, tsk tsk] Qingyou knew the ending without the system telling him explicitly. It's the same old story, the body sank in Tokyo Bay. "Master Tong, is there any way for me to get out of this situation? It's not a good idea to be held by this lazy guy all the time. I can't just sleep like this all night." My arms were gradually starting to feel numb and sore. If this continued, I would probably lose consciousness the next day. [Host, there is no other solution at this stage. You should just be quiet. Isn't it good to sleep in pain and happiness for one night? ] "Fuck you, roll, roll, roll!" 【Tsk, you don’t know how lucky you are. 】 "You ride on a horse!!" ... Time passed by minute by minute.

Qingyou is very sleepy now, but can't fall asleep at all. The reason is simple: his arms are numb. It seems that I can no longer rely on the system, this stupid teammate. I am destined to rely on myself. He took a look at the sleeping girl, concentrated his mind, and carefully pulled out his numb arm. The movements are relatively light, and you should use as little force as possible, moving them outwards regularly without waking up the lazy one. Of course, while doing all these little actions, Qingyou did not forget to observe Gui Yanxin's beautiful appearance. The girl closed her eyes and still looked like she was in a dream. --very good

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