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Chapter 100: Page 100

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Chapter 100: Page 100

“Squeak—” The boy walked into the office, closed the door, and disappeared from her sight. After the brief sound of the door closing, the air fell into silence. Gui Yanyue sorted out the stack of papers in her hand, walked towards the stairs, and went to the teacher's office to hand in the information. "Da da da" In the quiet corridor, the light footsteps of a girl were heard. The trash can next to the stairs is unused. There is only one can missing from it.

Chapter 31 His lips are so soft, I want to... ps: Why am I always on the anti-pornography list? I don’t accept it!

Damn, I am a fresh person!!! ... ... ... It was almost seven o'clock in the evening when Qingyou returned from the Internet cafe. This time, I didn't have too much fun and got off the plane on time. After saying goodbye to Genping and the others, I took the tram home and cooked some food for my ancestors early, otherwise there would be another fight. "I am back." After walking into the entrance and changing my shoes, I didn't hear any sweet welcome, but instead heard a scream from the kitchen. "what happened?" He trotted to the kitchen and just as he opened the sliding door, thick smoke hit him in the face. Qingyou waved his hands, feeling a little choked. Gui Yanxinmei was wearing an apron and holding a shovel in one hand. The fire on the gas stove had just been turned off. She moved her feet helplessly. In addition to the thick smoke, she could also smell a burnt smell. "Tada-kun..." Seeing the young man standing at the door, Gui Yan Xinmei put the spatula aside. Her face seemed calm and composed, but one could still hear some embarrassment in her tone. Qingyou frowned and walked over without saying a word, like a volcano about to erupt. This look inexplicably frightened Gui Yan Xinmei, "Tada-kun, I..." She opened her lips and was about to explain, but the boy grabbed her hand and checked it left and right, "Are you hurt anywhere?" His voice was low and slow, with a hint of worry between his brows. I didn't question what she was doing, nor did I dislike her for making a mess in the kitchen. I just simply cared about her and wondered if she was hurt. My heart suddenly felt like it had collapsed, and a tingling sensation filled my entire body.

"Tada-kun..." She called him like a wounded kitten, tears flashing in her eyes, and she looked very aggrieved. “I failed at cooking.” "It's okay, as long as you're okay." He touched the girl's soft head and comforted her softly. Inwardly, he sighed helplessly. ——Damn it, it’s a luck that the young lady wasn’t injured, otherwise she would have smashed the kitchen in a rage. There were a bunch of high-quality ingredients and two bottles of Wahaha hidden in the refrigerator. It would have been such a loss if these were also buried with the kitchen! Thinking thankfully, he turned his gaze to the pot, and his eyes twitched. "What dish did Miss Gui Yan want to cook just now?" "Fried spareribs," the young lady whispered back. "fry...." Qingyou stopped talking I took out chopsticks and turned the pot over. There was a big black mass and I couldn't see its original shape at all. “Are you sure this is pork ribs and not coal?” This horrific sight was too horrific for Qingyou to even look at. The girl rested her forehead on his back and wrapped her arms around the boy's slender waist, already too deflated to talk. Qingyou shook his head, took out the "coal" from the pot and threw it into the trash can, "Want to eat ribs today?" "Yeah..." I heard her cat-like response from behind. "I'll fry a few more for you." He put the pot in the sink and cleaned it carefully. "Not fried." "It is all acceptable." She rubbed against him from behind and sniffed. It was still the same fragrance. She liked it very much. ——More and more like a cat Qingyou couldn't help but secretly complain about her behavior. [No, host, that's wrong. I think the young lady is more like a snake than a cat.] "Oh? Why do you say that?" [Snakes are very lazy animals. They will act like a spoiled child when they are treated as pets by humans, but in the wild, they are cold and ruthless hunters. Aren’t these similar to the young lady? ] "Hmm... now that you mention it, it does look a lot like a snake." [Of course, hehe. ] Damn it, in addition to this, snakes have extremely strong sexual desires, and the mating time is usually as long as 12 hours. The young lady is even more excessive than a snake, and it takes nine days to be satisfied at a time. She is simply the super incarnation of a snake!!! The system secretly sighed

... Dinner is ready and on the table. "Come to think of it, young lady, why did you want to try cooking today?" Qingyou asked calmly, picking up a piece of pork ribs and putting it into the girl's mouth. "Because Tada-kun didn't come back." Gui Yan Xinmei snorted and chewed with her cheeks puffed out. "So it's my fault again?" Qingyou felt amused. The girl ignored him, spat out the bone, opened her cherry-like mouth, and continued to wait for food. "Didn't I tell you today that I would be back later? Xiaoyu and the others have been inviting me, so I can't keep refusing, right?" Qingyou picked up another piece of pork ribs and asked softly, "Are you angry?" "No." A pair of narrow phoenix eyes glanced over, and the cherry lips bit off the ribs that the boy held over, "Just Tada-kun." "Really not?" A faint smile appeared on Qingyou's handsome face, and his dark and clear eyes were like a pool of autumn water, full of tenderness and doting. "But I see you're a little angry." Gui Yanxinmei shifted her gaze somewhat unnaturally, and suddenly felt a burning sensation in her heart. "Anyway, you have your own good buddies now, and you have forgotten who your creditor is. If it weren't for me, you would have been sunk in Tokyo Bay by the gangsters, you stinky Tada..." ——Wow, it sounds like you are quite resentful. [How can I not feel resentful? She only has one good friend, you, but you have a group of good friends. You must feel uncomfortable leaving her alone at home in order to accompany those brothers to play.] The system said, [Take some time to take her out to play. After all, you and the young lady are still roommates and best friends. Before the one-year contract is up, cultivate your friendship with her first.] ——Yeah, I understand. "Miss, I only went there this time with Xiaoyu and the others. Normally, I would decline and go home early." After organizing her words in her mind, Qingyou remained calm and spoke in a gentle tone, "I just wanted to come back early to cook for you. Today is just an exception. Please understand." "I didn't ask you to come back and cook for me all the time..." Her voice became smaller and smaller. "Yes, yes, I did it willingly." Reaching out and rubbing the girl's head, Qingyou smiled and said, "Eat quickly, the food is getting cold." The warm palm gently stroked my head, and the boy's gentle words still echoed in my ears. Are you willing? Gui Yanxin squinted her eyes and felt like she was in a snowy mountain with snow all over the sky. She opened her hands and every snowflake that fell into her palms was made of honey. With her hands on her cheeks, she smiled beautifully, "Feed me." "Good good." ***** ***** After dinner, I took a shower

Gui Yanxinmei is lying in Qingyou's arms watching TV It's an ordinary comedy without any yuri elements. During the show, Qingyou even picked up the remote control and asked if she wanted to switch to a new ancient yuri TV series to be aired. Gui Yan Xinmei refused directly without any hesitation, saying that she was tired of it recently and wanted to change her taste. Qingyou had no choice but to let her go. "This old man is so funny, Tada-kun." Wearing a white lace nightgown, Gui Yanxinmei pointed at the old man who was making funny faces on the screen and laughed out loud. A pair of snow-white breasts rose and fell with her movements, and under the orange light, the ravine between the two snow-capped peaks was faintly visible. 【Wow, so big....】 Qingyou: “…” --Shut up! "This actor has been working in this genre for a long time. He's a veteran comedian." Looking at the screen with indifferent eyes, he was explaining something to the young lady. "He has strong acting skills, and every movie or drama he has acted in is quite funny" "That's it~" Gui Yanxinmei seemed to be thinking about something, then turned her head to continue watching TV, opened the snack bag in her hand, picked up a piece of potato chips and put it between her lips. A crisp "crunch" sound escaped from the lips, her phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, and her sweet tongue licked the moist lips. Such a seductive look made people feel moved. Qingyou, who was watching secretly, couldn't help swallowing his saliva he.... I want to eat potato chips too. The glutton in my body was aroused, my breathing became increasingly disordered, and I could hardly hold it back. ——Or, secretly take a piece and eat it. Anyway, the young lady is watching TV, so she won’t notice it, right? I guess… Qingyou is ready to make a move "Tada-kun." The girl in his arms called out to him without any warning. "Cough cough cough." Immediately taking his hand back, Qingyou pretended to be calm and asked, "What's wrong?" "Do you want to eat potato chips?" ——Fuck, have we been discovered?! Qingyou was shocked, but her face remained calm, "How could it be, Miss? I have..."

"Oh?" The girl turned around, her charming eyes half-smiled, "Are you sure, Tada-kun?" This smile again Qingyou knew that he could not win against the opponent and quickly gave in. He honestly admitted, "Well, a little bit. I haven't eaten for several days..." The voice lowered and sounded pathetic. "Oh~" Gui Yanxinmei dragged out her charming voice and picked up a piece from the packaging bag, placed it in front of Qingyou and raised it, "If that's the case, it's indeed a bit pitiful~"

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