“You might not believe me, but I, Bai Li Yuan, am an Ultraman!”
Bai Li Yuan took a drag from his cigarette, speaking with a hint of weariness.
“Children shouldn’t smoke.”
A slender hand snatched the cigarette from Bai Li Yuan’s chubby little hand and brought it to her alluring red lips.
Bai Li Yuan stared with a pair of resentful, dead fish eyes.
“Are you going to take away my last hobby too?” Bai Li Yuan said mournfully.
“Hmm? Your hobbies? What are they?” The woman revealed an interested smile; this little boy who had been squatting at the academy gate for half an hour seemed quite interesting.
“Women and cigarettes!” Bai Li Yuan answered without hesitation.
The woman’s expression froze.
“Heh.”
“So, cigarettes are my last hobby!” Bai Li Yuan cried out in despair.
“So, children shouldn’t smoke!”
The woman gave Bai Li Yuan a sharp flick on the head.
“Ow, ow, ow…”
Bai Li Yuan clutched his head, squatted down, and buried his head in his short legs, curling himself into a ball.
“Child, tell me, what are you doing at the academy gate?” the woman asked curiously.
“Of course, I’m here for school,” Bai Li Yuan said.
“School? How old are you this year?” the woman asked in surprise.
“Two thousand three hundred thirty-three years old,” Bai Li Yuan answered without hesitation.
The woman just watched him silently.
Bai Li Yuan hesitated for a moment, then added a difficult sentence.
“Minus two thousand three hundred twenty-eight years.”
“So, you’re five years old?” the woman said, somewhat surprised.
“You could say that,” Bai Li Yuan nodded.
“Beautiful big sister, I’m a student at this academy, but I lost my access card. Can you help me get in? Once I get back to my dorm, put on the Infinity Gauntlet, and snap my fingers, I’ll guarantee your safety.”
“Sorry, I don’t know what the Infinity Gauntlet is, but our academy’s enrollment age is seven, so you might be at the wrong academy. Go straight down this street, turn left, and you’ll find the preschool. That’s where you should be,” the woman said with a smile, clearly amused by teasing Bai Li Yuan.
“Bah! Trash academy, ruining my youth, demoralizing my spirit, draining my wealth!”
Bai Li Yuan jumped up, gave the woman’s “ample chest” a smack, then turned and ran.
That little prank was truly satisfying!
The woman was clearly stunned by Bai Li Yuan’s sudden action, not reacting for a long time. By the time she did, Bai Li Yuan had already run off to who knows where.
“Little brat!” The woman snorted. With her magnanimity, she wouldn’t be embarrassed by a snot-nosed kid.
However, she quickly frowned.
“His movements just now were so fast that even I didn’t react in time. That little brat… he’s interesting!” The woman smiled.
“Never mind. As long as he’s a child from Yun City, he’ll definitely come to the academy in two years. At that time… hehe, I’ll just make a note of this debt for now.” Saying this, the woman took out a small notebook from her pocket and began writing in it.
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“Mama mia, that was exciting.” Bai Li Yuan leaned against the wall in the alley, patting his small chest.
“System, what do you think of my maneuver just now?”
“Perfectly OK!” A clear voice rang out.
“Then why aren’t you taking it out quickly?”
“Tsk.”
“Don’t always try to deduct from my rewards!” Bai Li Yuan rolled his eyes.
The space in front of Bai Li Yuan twisted, and a dazzling diamond egg was forcefully thrown in front of him.
Bai Li Yuan looked at the diamond egg, a surge of excitement within him.
“Gently, what if it breaks? Will you pay for it?”
“It won’t break. The egg can only be smashed open by the egg smashing hammer provided by the Egg System. System-produced, it must be a high-quality product!”
The system within Bai Li Yuan was called the Egg System. It would refresh eggs on the map within range. Depending on the surrounding environment, the level of the refreshed eggs would also vary.
However, there were rules to the refreshed eggs: the more dangerous the place or the more powerful the person, the higher the level of the refreshed egg.
The egg levels, from low to high, were: Black Iron, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum, Diamond, Rainbow, Supreme, and Legend.
Besides these, there were two special types of eggs. One was the Festival Egg, which would randomly refresh near the host during holidays and festivals. Its location was random, and it would yield rare or specific holiday items. According to the introduction, its value was similar to a gold egg.
The other was called the glory egg. This one was even more random; its appearance reason, location, and contents were all random.
Bai Li Yuan had not encountered either of the two special eggs yet. After all, he had only received the system five days ago, and he had only been in this world for five days!
That’s right, Bai Li Yuan was a transmigrator, and a second-time transmigrator at that!
His first soul transmigration was to the M78 Nebula, where he became a red and blue mixed-blood Ultraman. He managed to live to two thousand three hundred thirty-three years old. Actually, two thousand three hundred thirty-three years old wasn’t very old. A twenty-thousand-year-old First generation Ultraman, if converted to human years, would only be in his fifties, a good age for being a couch potato.
And Bai Li Yuan, at just over two thousand years old, if converted to human age, would only be a little over five years old. This was why, when he transformed into his human form, he was just a little kid of five years old.
After that… Bei Laohei, that damned fellow, escaped from the Space Prison and went to the Star of Ultra, causing a ruckus and thoroughly beating the Ultraman.
It was then that Bai Li Yuan discovered that the Ultraman’s attacks were completely different from what was shown in the special effects films. How to put it, for strong individuals like Bei Laohei, punching through space and causing spatial turbulence was a normal occurrence. As for why it wasn’t shown in the special effects films, Bai Li Yuan suspected it might be because the special effects couldn’t keep up.
By the way, Bei Laohei, converted to human age, was four hundred years old, and Sai Tu Zi (Zero) at that time, converted to human age, was sixteen.
As for whether Sai Tu Zi (Zero) successfully defeated Bei Laohei in the end, Bai Li Yuan had no way of knowing. He only remembered being sucked into spatial turbulence while fleeing, which was truly a case of Bad Luck.
Bai Li Yuan, still just a child, had pretty good Bad Luck. He wasn’t torn to shreds by the spatial turbulence, and perhaps because he had transmigrated once before and had experience, he was in a state of drifting within the spatial turbulence. During this process, he encountered the “Egg System,” which was also drifting within the spatial turbulence!
After a “friendly” conversation, Bai Li Yuan silently patted the “Egg System’s” head… Well, the “Egg System” was a ball of light, so patting it was pretty much like patting a head.
To be honest, Bai Li Yuan had never seen a system that was so down on its luck.
The details of the process won’t be elaborated upon. Simply put, its previous host became incredibly powerful with its help, then kicked it aside and went on to live a happy life with a wife, children, and a warm home.
And the “Egg System,” abandoned and homeless, had to wander within the spatial turbulence, looking for a host to take it in, and then it met Bai Li Yuan, who was also drifting within the spatial turbulence.
Fate, truly wondrous.
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