"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?" "Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!" "Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!" ... "You are the worst class I have ever taught!" "But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?" ... "Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning." "Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!" ... "The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!" "Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!" Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position— and brings a whole new style to the school.

[Ordinary People] + [God of War] + [Black-bellied] + [Slutty] + [Bitch] + [Brain-burning Foreshadowing] + [Self-developed Plug-in] [Multiple heroines, countless furnaces (no hindrance, all useful.)] The gods of heaven invaded the fairy world. As a new cannon fodder, Qi Shu thought he would be invincible. But he gradually found that his path was going further and further astray, and his style was becoming more and more sinister... When his sword will was rejected and resisted by the way of sword, Qi Shu finally realized: what he practiced was never the way of sword, but - the pure and mean way! The power of peeping, the power of dreaming, forced XX, devouring God, recruiting the Angel Knights, forming alliances with many parties, secretly stirring up trouble and reaping the world. The heavens returned to the immortal world, and the pollution of the lowly world also began here... [I started off weak and progressed slowly, but I let myself go completely! ]

Traveling through the infinite horror world, he entered Resident Evil 1 at the same time as Zheng Zha. The protagonist Xia Ren possesses an abstract operating system. You don’t need to risk your life, you can become stronger just by using abstract operations to change the mentality of your teammates! So, he returned from Bio-I and used his power to create a "Lori"... Most funny fic of all infinite terror fanfics

This red dragon came from the desolate north and coveted all power in the world. He has been called the Fury of the Mountains, the Burning Ember, the Gilded Catastrophe, the Dragon of Thunder and Fire, the Reaper of Life. And when the players called "Starfaller" by the prophets arrived, he had a new title-the Controller of Natural Disasters. "I am in charge of natural disasters!" The red dragon stood on the giant starship, spread out its wings that covered the sky, and said so. This is the story of a hardcore veteran player who travels to "Erezegai" to become the world boss Red Dragon in his previous life, pursues individual power, and builds his own multiverse empire. (pseudo dnd, fourth natural disaster, red dragon)

Li Muhun travels through the world of cultivating immortals and works hard to farm in the Qingxuan Sect. He does not fight or fight. He lives a comfortable and comfortable life with a few acres of spiritual fields, spiritual flowers and spiritual cultivation grass, and refining weapons and talismans. When the sect was in trouble, Li Mu was forced to take action. Only then did all the sect disciples realize that there was still an ancestor of the sect in the sect.

Lu Li traveled to a bizarre fantasy world. He was penniless and bound to the storyteller system. As long as he could arouse the readers' emotions, he could gain storyteller points and exchange them for various rewards.From that day on, Lu Li became the gold medal storyteller in a small teahouse in Tianluo City.The story begins with the storyteller Da Ai Xian Zun.Little did they know that there were countless bigwigs hidden among the audience.The Saint of the Immortal Holy Land, the Demon Queen of the Demonic Path, the Fairy from the Upper Realm, the Reincarnation of the Peerless Empress...Countless big guys, hiding their identities, flocked to it!at the same time.Famous scenes from major novels in previous lives were spread to the entire Three Thousand Worlds as Lu Li told his story.

The convolution of worlds are govern by a set of gods, each god is given a world to rule and there can be skirmishes between them – as a result of one between Nexus, the god of trickery and a senile old hag Elliot reincarnated into Ul’Tra-el by mistake.Ul’Tra-el is a world that grew a voice, because of this voice, it began to take a different path from other worlds -- it was filled with a core anomaly – rifts.Dimensions began to leak into each other, vomiting outrageous monsters.In response or as an auto-correction to such anomaly, talents were awakened in the inhabitants of Ul’Tra-el and they gained tremendous power, for every rift they close down, they were rewarded massively by the voice of the world called Ul.In a hardcore world like this one, our MC (Northern) reincarnated as a talentless individual but in the face of a death and a head splitting revelation......when all hopes seemed lost.{System Notice}Your Soul cannot take a formSearching for Unique pattern ability for your soulsearching...search found.Unique System ability has been found...Unique System Ability [CopyCat] has been gained.Awakening Unique ability...Northern gained a talent copying system!

The king of assassins was reborn, mastering both alchemy and poison. Sitting inside the space, there was a ghost that loved crying.Buying a sickly boy for a hundred gold coins, becoming the master of half a country for no reason.On their wedding night. She slightly hooked her jade finger, “Come here.”The man tried weakly bargaining, “Can I redeem myself?”“No!”“Can we wait for the bridal chamber tomorrow?”She cast a cold gaze, “Give me a reason.”“I…..My period is here.”Her head was covered in black lines, “Do you think you would even believe that!”After four hours——She weakly said, “I can’t go on anymore, wait until tomorrow.”The man revealed an evil charming smile and turned her over before pressing down, “Want to run? Too late!”

To transmigrate into a world of cultivation as a loser? What's the point of even trying to cultivate?After a burst of rainbow light, Yang Zhen instantly hits the jackpot!Any cultivation method he sees instantly maxes out, there’s too many to learn!The pills he refines not only save lives, but also grant eternal youth. How many saints and fairies are desperately seeking his help, willing to agree to any condition!The weapons he forges can challenge god-like emperors and can even stab their way into the underworld - every single one makes heaven and earth tremble, and even gods and demons retreat in fear!"I, Yang Zhen, never show off, because I'm genuinely unbeatable!"

Di Xin never dreamed that he would wake up and become the last king of the Conferred Gods era.And it was the moment when Daji was lying on the dragon bed waiting to be fed after writing a poem to tease Nuwa.Even though there is Fox Spirit lying in front of him, who loves to penetrate the bone, Di Xin, who is familiar with the plot of Conferred Gods, is still panicking. There are 28 years left in the great dynasty, and he is about to die. What should I do?Fortunately, the [Multiple Children, Many Blessings System] is activated, the more births, the stronger the national luck, and the stronger the Cultivation Base.Anyway, if that's the case, then I'm not going to be polite, and start the concubine plan.Even when Nuwa comes, she has to give birth to several babies. Nuwa: Damn, 100% pregnant? Your Majesty, I am pregnant.Haotian: Queen Mother, why is your stomach so big?Sanxiao: Son, quickly call Master Tongtian. Tongtian: God damn King Zhou, how dare you impregnate me, Sanxiao disciple.(PS: There are so many beauties in Honghuang, what do you think of them?)

His martial spirit was taken away, his cultivation was ruined, and he accidentally obtained the ancient secret realm, so he stepped into the mortal realm and broke through the ancient divine realm with his sword... The ancient god of martial arts was unrivaled by his sword. God blocks and kills God! Kill the devil by blocking it!

According to legend, there is such a small shop in a corner of the mainland. There are chewing gums that provide continuous energy when chewed in the mouth; there are sodas that can make you jump to life immediately after taking a sip, even if you only have one breath left. There are warehouses full of mythical beasts and rooms full of artifacts. There are only products you can't imagine, and there are no products that won't appear. Countless powerful men gathered there, and powerful ministers and emperors came in droves, but they could only wait outside the door. Because the store manager Qi Le will definitely open the door on time. "What? For these guys, let me lose one minute of sleep? Impossible!" Qi Le said.