Chapter 94: Chapter 94: the three bosses of the base!
Translator: 549690339
“UGH, this is a garbage game. Are you trying to trick me again? Relax the channel? I don’t believe you. If I take one more look at your game, I, MA, will…”
“Player No. 13468: Xu Xiangan Grass Snake. You have been given priority to enter the game. Do you want to enter the game?”
“Enter, enter, enter!”Someone nodded his head repeatedly!
After a familiar yet unfamiliar feeling of distortion, someone returned to the game scene that had previously amazed him.
Even though it wasn’t his first time seeing it, he still felt that it was extremely stunning. This game scene was really out of the market. He had seen it once before when he went back to play [ Titan ] , which was produced by rainstorm, and he felt that the scene was like paper, he could not play anymore.
This time, he would not make the same mistake as the last time. Therefore, he lifted his feet and walked out of the Green Titan Operating Theater, preparing to line up for an instant draw!
“Hey, brother, looking at your dignified appearance and extraordinary bearing, do you want to consider joining our developer Team?”
“Developer?”A certain someone Ma was stunned, and then he shook his head repeatedly. “I can’t. The Internet said that the developer team spent all day in their third year of high school. I don’t like to self-abuse that much.”
“Prejudice!”The bespectacled youth immediately said with a straight face, “This is prejudice. Brother, you must have read that Heartless Grandpa Lu’s post to think so, right?”
“UH… could it be that what he wrote was not true?”
“Of course not!”The developer youth said seriously.
“But… but I heard that the officials have already expressed their thanks to his post…”
“That’s only because his posts are very popular and have a promotional effect. That’s why the officials are thanking him. But that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have a prejudice against our profession!”
MA: “Then… developers don’t actually have to do the questions?”
“We still have to do it, but it’s not as exaggerated as that kid from the Lu family said. Doing the questions is just a course that developers apply for, but those are the basics. We developers tend to walk the high-end path in the later stages of the game. We’re either great sages, arcane mages, or mecha operators. Which one of them isn’t more high-end than these brick-moving green-skinned beasts?”? “The reason why I arranged for you to learn the basic knowledge was to reflect the reality of the game. Think about it. If you were sitting in a mech and were not familiar with the mechanics, you would just press a button and move the joystick. How would that be different from a normal arcade game?”
“This…”someone MA was dumbfounded. He felt that what the other party said made sense. He hesitated and said, “But… my science results were very poor. Back then, I only scored 200 points in the college entrance examination.”
“That’s not important. We have the most scientific teaching method here. We can guarantee that you will instantly enter a state of being addicted to the Sea of knowledge. Moreover, the various kinds of knowledge that we have here are all made-up courses that the workshops found professional professors to teach. They are completely in line with reality. After you learn them, you can use them outside. This is basically equivalent to free training. Do you know how high the fees for a computer training course are in those training institutions outside? The green bird of Peking University now costs 80,000 federal dollars per course!”
“Er… But… I’m here to play games…”
“Who isn’t?”The young man adjusted his glasses and said, “This kind of opportunity to learn something and experience the joy of the game, do you think you can get it anywhere? Brother, what line of work do you do in real life?”
“Moving bricks…”
“That’s right. Look at you moving bricks in real life. When you come to the game, you still have to move bricks. What’s the point? Don’t you want to experience the feeling of sitting in an office?”
“I don’t want to…”Ma shook his head. “Those who sit in an office for a month earn less than half of what I earn, and they also tend to go bald…”
“That’s not a question of how much you earn, but a question of how you live. Classmate, don’t be blinded by money. If a person wants to improve, he still has to learn. Moving bricks is all he can do in his lifetime, but what about learning? “It has a more diversified development. Don’t you want to become a high-end mage or a high-end mecha operator?”
“This…”Ma hesitated slightly, he felt that what the other party said made sense. Actually, he was quite interested in the mage profession, and he was full of yearning for mecha operators. When he was young, he loved watching the old version of Gundam the most. In Marvel, he liked Iron Man more than Hulk.
Under his own needs and the other party’s incessant persuasion, someone finally decided to go over and take a look at the detailed contents of the developers…
A few old players at the side shook their heads when they saw this. “See? That group of unscrupulous developers are trying to trick the rookies again…”
“That’s right, that’s right. They’re too unscrupulous…”
“By the way, why don’t you expose them when you’re criticizing them in secret?”A Green Titan rookie who had just arrived two days ago asked weakly.
“Expose what? You’re new, right? Don’t you know how bad these guys are? can honest people like us afford to offend them? The person behind them is a serious dog mastermind. Can they afford to offend us?”
“Dog Mastermind? Who Is It? …”the new player asked curiously.
“F * ck, you don’t even know rainy girl and Big Boss Wu Gua? Newbie, you’re really lucky to have met a kind-hearted me. It’s fate that we met. Today, I’ll teach you about the three big bosses that we can’t afford to offend in our base!”
“Oh?”The new player was stunned, then, with a look of being taught, he said, “That’s a good relationship. Brother, tell me about it…”. “…”after a pause, he said embarrassedly, “I’m just a newbie. I have nothing to thank you for. How about this, brother, give me your address, and I’ll send you a box of local specialties?”
“You’re Welcome?”The old player smiled happily when he heard that and became motivated, he grinned and said, “It’s also to educate you about the minefield so that you won’t be wronged in the future. First of all, let me tell you about the background of these dog developers: Rainy Girl has no melon. Rumor has it that she has been accepted into the game studio and holds the power of the title in her hands. If you don’t want to lose your account, you’d better not offend her!”
“D * mn, so brazen? I’m afraid she’s not the biological daughter of the game creation team, right?”The new player was speechless.
“Who knows…”the old player curled his lips.
“What else?”The new player quickly asked.
“The second is the first flower spirit in the base, commonly known as the dog emperor. He’s a professional dog trainer for the elves. Now, he’s helping the Lord temporarily manage all the hatched dogs in the base. He’s also a big shot. If you provoke him, he can hint those dead dogs to eat up your house. Let me tell you, the Lord won’t Mend Your House if it’s gone. Without your dorm, you can only sleep on the grass outside when you log off. When you wake up, there might even be a pile of cow shit next to you!”
“D * mn… So Awesome?”The new player who had just received the dormitory was stunned. “What kind of dog is that? It’s so powerful? It even came to chew on a house?”
“I don’t know. The Lord said it’s a star swallowing dog, but we see that it’s an enhanced version of a Husky. Sigh… it’s so F * cking F * cked up!”
“Then… What about the third one?”The player asked again.
Speaking of the third one, the old player looked around vigilantly. Then, he lowered his voice and said, “You should have heard of the third one. It’s the most popular brother soap in our base!”
“It?”The new player was stunned for a moment and said in a daze, “Is it… very powerful?”
Brother soap was very popular in the game column. The posts that were concerned about what it transformed into had almost exceeded 10,000!
The old player said, “Many of you rookies must have heard of this guy from Grandpa Lu’s posts. Many rookies are very curious and come to tease him. But in fact, that guy’s temper is not very good. He often takes revenge on those players who point fingers at him!”
“How?”The new player asked curiously.
“That guy has a special talent. He can secrete a kind of slime. Once it is applied on your body, you will immediately become like him!”
“Also become soap? ?”The new player said in horror.
“That’s not it…”. “But it’s not that far off!”The old player thought of something and said with a face full of disgust, “Once you are covered in that mucus, you will be as slippery as it is. You Won’t be able to stand firmly, and you won’t be able to grab anything. You can only learn how to skate on the ground like it. That day, more than a dozen hulks skidded around in the desert. You Don’t know how painful that scene was. They begged for more than ten hours before they let that big shot take away the mucus. From then on, no one in the base dared to offend that guy.”
“Hiss…”the new player took a deep breath and thought, “There’s such a heaven-defying skill?”?
“Then… can’t we prevent it in advance?”
“How do we prevent it?”The old player rolled his eyes and said, “That guy comes and goes like a ghost. It can get in anywhere. Even our sealed dormitory can get in through the cracks of the door bit by bit. It’s simply a weirdo. So, stay away from that big shot in the future.”
New player: “Oh…”
Just when he wanted to ask again, suddenly, the system notification: “The new map teleportation is open. Please gather at the map entrance as soon as possible. Friendly Reminder: this map can only be teleported once a day. The time is 12 noon. Please arrange the time properly. Thank you!”
“Aiyo… It’s time…”the old player who was originally gossiping became excited when he heard the notification. He quickly said, “Then, brother, I won’t accompany you. Play by yourself. I’ll send you the address later.”
New player: “Uh… brother, wait a minute. That… are we new players really unable to go to the new map?”
“What are you thinking about?”? “New players should just obediently carry bricks. Don’t think of nothing. I advise you to hurry up and work to earn points. Don’t wait until there are more people later. You Won’t be able to apply for training courses even if you have money. Then, you’ll be further and further away from the new map. That’s all I have to say. Take care of yourself, new players. You still have a long way to go…”. “…”
“Hey, Elven lady over there, do you want to team up? The points are 30-70, Me 30-70, you 70. Hey, don’t go, how about 20-80…”
