Chapter 171: Chapter 170: “I’m going to die!”!
Translator: 549690339
So fragrant…
Dog Egg floated all the way down the stairs and smelled the fragrance of the kitchen. Her body was in a strange posture. Her toes touched the ground, but she was walking forward at a 45-degree angle, however, she, who was indulging in the fragrance of meat, didn’t notice that her walking posture was even more strange than a ghost’s.
Moreover, there was no sound at all, which caused Wang Chengbo and Yunji Mu, who were sitting in the living room, to completely not notice when she went down the stairs.
At this time, Little Puppy Egg drifted all the way to the kitchen and smelled the fragrance in the pressure cooker. He then looked at the ingredients. Other than the commonly used dry chilies, spices, cinnamon, fragrant leaves, and nutmeg, there were also many hawthorn slices.
When he saw that thing, Wang Puppy Egg was sure that it was the work of his unscrupulous elder brother. The so-called mutton radish, beef tea, pork wenhuo, and Hawthorn were the words of his mother back then… Unfortunately, his mother had left early, and this skill had only been inherited by his heartless brother.
Mm… Wang Goudan wasn’t perfunctory, but she still wouldn’t be soft-hearted. Wang Goudan licked his lips and said. 1
Right, how could there be wild boar meat without the fat otaku happy water? He had to buy a bottle of it quickly, and it had to be cold!
Thinking of this, Goudan ran out of the door excitedly.
The door was open, so Goudan slipped out of the store. Yunji Mu didn’t notice him at all in the living room, so Goudan ran downstairs to the supermarket happily, he generously took out ten Yuan and slapped it on the table of the snack bar. “Fat otaku water, a big bottle!”
“Ugh… Oh…”the boss nodded and suddenly realized that he had seen wrongly just now. This girl seemed to have suddenly appeared…
Could it be that he was in a trance?
“Eh? Xiao Jia?”Suddenly, a familiar female voice sounded. The originally happy face of Goudan instantly wrinkled into a bun. She didn’t like this voice, but she couldn’t remember who it was…
“Xiao Jia, you’ve grown so big. I almost didn’t recognize you!”As the female voice approached, a beautiful face instantly entered Goudan’s field of vision.
Looking at that face, Goudan hesitated for a few seconds before reacting. He frowned and said, “Li Xiaoqian?” 1
“Rude!”Li Xiaoqian put on a cute expression of pretending to be angry. She reached out her hand and was about to pinch Wang Goudan’s bun face. “You have to call Xiaoqian Sister!”
Goudan took a step back and tilted his head slightly back. He dodged the other party’s demonic claws with great precision. Li Xiaoqian, who had pounced on nothing, was stunned. She thought to herself, this little fatty is quite agile…
“What are you doing here?”Gou Dan frowned and his tone was a little gloomy. He thought to himself, “Did that Guy Wang Chengbo help her cook that wild boar meat? !”! F * CK, this damn dog licking is really hopeless!
“Is your brother at Home?”Li Xiaoqian asked with a smile.
“The pork is already cooked, what do you think?”Gou Dan rolled his eyes and said.
Li Xiaoqian was stunned when she heard that. She did not understand what the other party meant, but she still came closer and asked in a low voice, “Did your brother bring a beautiful woman home today?”
Goudan’s eyes widened as he stared at the other party. He thought to himself, is she talking about herself. F * ck… …
If it was not for the large number of people around her, she really wanted to shake the coke bottle in her hand and open the lid to say to her, “Eat my happy fat otaku water!”! ! !
Just as she could not help but want to take action, another voice sounded, “Xiaojia, where did you go? I’ve been looking for you for a long time, but I can’t get through to your phone!”
Goudan paused and looked outside. It was father Wang, who was walking over with a pile of vegetables.
“Uncle Wang!”Li Xiaoqian greeted him eagerly.
“Eh?”Old Wang was stunned for a moment before he recognized her. He said in surprise, “Oh… It’s Xiaoqian, why are you here?”
“Well, I haven’t been able to visit you since I returned to C city. I’ll come over today when I have time…”Wang Xiaoqian quickly went over to help take the vegetables from old Wang’s hands. “You bought so many vegetables? Let Me Help You…”
“Uh… oh…”Old Wang looked at her in surprise.
This girl was not so hospitable in the past. She had never been so hospitable even when the two families often visited when she lived next door. She had always been arrogant since she was young.
“Uncle bought so many dishes to serve someone?”Li Xiaoqian said with a smile.
“Uh… Ah, well, Xiaojia’s friend came to visit, so she bought more dishes…”Old Wang forced a smile on his face, but he thought to himself, why did this girl come to join in the fun?
“My Friend?”Eggface was stunned. “Who is it?”
Li Xiaoqian’s eyes lit up when she heard that, and she quickly asked, “Xiaojia doesn’t know?”
“Know what?”Eggface frowned.
“Indeed! !”Li Xiaoqian sneered. She said, what internet friend, what nonsense…
As if an expert had found the other party’s weakness, Li Xiaoqian’s aura suddenly rose. She carried the food and walked valiantly into the residential area.
It had to be said that sometimes imposing manner could really affect a person’s physical state. Who would have thought that a woman who was usually so delicate could actually walk like a bird while carrying two big bags of vegetables? Old Wang was stunned when he saw this, he could not help but mutter, “What’s going on?”
“I still want to ask what’s going on!”Goudan, who was at the side, suddenly became angry. “Dad, we used that wild boar leg for the mid-autumn Festival. You actually used it to greet this guy?”
“I. . . I didn’t…”Old Wang hurriedly explained.
“You didn’t?”Goudan said angrily, “You bought so many vegetables in big and small bags… last time when Aunt Zhou came, you weren’t so attentive…”
“What Aunt Zhou… you damn girl, what are you talking about…”Old Wang glanced at the boss, who was holding back his laughter, and glared at his daughter.
“Dad…”. Dog egg said earnestly, “Have you forgotten our position “? You said it yourself, licking a dog is a thing that needs to be beaten, trampled, and humiliated to wake him up. How can you change your position “? Just because he licked Li Xiaoqian home for a meal, you believe that he has a chance “? Dad, you’re already over 50 years old, why are you still so naive?”
“What the hell?”Old Wang rolled his eyes and said, “I didn’t know that Li Xiaoqian was coming, okay? These dishes are for your friends!”
“My Friends? What Friends Do I have?”Gou Dan was stunned.
“Your online friends… still pretending, you little girl!”Old Wang smiled and said, “Not bad, I didn’t expect our Xiaojia to have such a high-quality resource. If you had brought it out earlier, your brother might have already realized it…”
“Online friend? A man or a woman?”Asked Gou Dan.
“Eh?”Old Wang was stunned and immediately said in horror, “Then… could it be a man? Don’t scare me! !”
Gou Dan:”…”
His father didn’t look like he was joking. There really were online friends looking for him? Who could it be. A Woman: ? … could it be Li Gou Dan?
That fellow had said that he would come to City C to play with him in the next few days. Could it be that he had come earlier? However, he hadn’t spoken to her on the phone. How did she find her home? Wasn’t she a little too resourceful?
“What’s that person’s name?”Goudan asked.
Old Wang was stunned. He scratched his head and tried to recall. “I think it’s called… What’s it called?”
Goudan: “Is it called…”
Old Wang: “Oh, that’s right!”
Goudan: “Li Goudan!”
Old Wang: “Cloud Herder!”
Goudan: “Who is cloud herder?”
Old Wang: “Who is Li Goudan?”
“Ahem…”Goudan coughed lightly and was the first to react. “Oh, so her real name is cloud herder…”
Old Wang’s eyes twitched. He thought to himself, such a gentle and generous girl, but her online name is Goudan?
“But why does this name sound so familiar…”Gou dan muttered.
“Let’s go up and say, don’t let that Li Xiaoqian go up and play tricks. How could she come at such a coincidence?”
The father and daughter immediately stomped up the stairs.
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At this moment, Li Xiaoqian had already taken the lead to enter the Wang family home with the dishes in her hands.
On the sofa in the hall, Wang Chengbo was dancing as if he was talking about something happy. Beside him, Yunji mu stared at him quietly with her autumn-like eyes. The corners of her eyes were slightly raised, and a natural smile appeared on her face, she was like the sister next door who was watching the little boy show off his achievements. She was so gentle that even Li Xiaoqian, who had just entered the room, was stunned.
However, the next second, she immediately turned into a sneer. Then, she knocked on the door and interrupted Wang Chengbo, who seemed like he was about to take off.
“Xiaoqian, why are you here?”Wang Chengbo was chatting happily when he suddenly heard a knock on the door. He turned his head and saw Li Xiaoqian walking over with vegetables in her hands. He immediately frowned.
Seeing that the first expression on the dog’s face when it saw her was a frown, Li Xiaoqian was instantly furious. She almost threw the vegetables in her hands at the dog’s face.
However, she still held back her anger and smiled. “What? I Can’t Come?”
“No… of course I’m happy that you’re here…”Chengbo still reflexively said this. After all, it was a conditioned reflex for many years.
“That’s more like it…”Li Xiaoqian’s expression softened slightly.
“Eh, what are your dishes?”Cheng Bo asked curiously.
“Oh, I came with uncle…”Li Xiaoqian deliberately said intimately. She didn’t even mention the word “Wang”before she looked at Yun Ji Mu.
Seeing that the other party was very calm from the beginning, and his eyes were as clear as autumn water, Li Xiaoqian first bit her lips and then smiled. “Isn’t miss mu here to look for Xiao Jia? Why isn’t she with her?”
“Xiao Jia isn’t at home…”Cheng Bo quickly explained.
Li Xiaoqian rolled her eyes at him and then looked at Yun Ji Mu. “Since they are such good friends, why don’t they leave their contact details with each other?”
Yun Ji Mu was silent for a while before she finally said, “What do you want to say?”
“I saw Xiao Jia down there just now!”Li Xiaoqian said faintly, “She is right behind us. She will be here soon…”
Hearing that, Mu Yunji’s pupils constricted. Finally, a trace of fluctuation appeared on her calm face. She seemed to be slightly nervous. She clenched her fists and thought to herself, is she here?
Seeing this expression, Li Xiaoqian was even more certain that the other party was looking for an excuse to get close to Cheng Bo. If she didn’t appear, Cheng Bo would definitely cooperate with the other party and suppress this matter in the ambiguous atmosphere, however, she had to bring this matter up to the surface today.
“Miss Mu is young master Huang’s honored guest. Her conditions are naturally not something that commoners like us can compare to. May I ask what is your motive for scheming and using xiaojia as an excuse to get close to our Cheng Bo?”
Li Xiaoqian shielded Cheng Bo behind her, causing Cheng Bo to be stunned. His eyes instantly revealed a look of confusion.
Our… Cheng Bo…
Li Xiaoqian used the corner of her vision to see Cheng Bo’s expression. A smug smile appeared on her face.
What should she do if her temperament, beauty, and qualifications were inferior to the other party’s?
Of course, she would attack the other party’s inner self!
She also had a set of methods to attack dog-licking. After all, Wang Chengbo was not the only dog-licking person around her. She had a lot of experience. For creatures like dog-licking, it was useless to insult or trample on them, because the most basic element of dog-licking was to overestimate oneself!
No matter how big the gap between oneself and the other party was, dog-licking would always think that it had a chance. Some people said that dog-licking was lowly, but in fact, dog-licking was one of the most pretentious groups. Therefore, it was useless to attack and trample on dog-licking, because you could never wake up a person who was pretending to be asleep.
And there were only two ways to divert dog-licking’s attention. One was to appear a character that it wanted to lick more, so that it would give up the role. The other was to destroy the image of the perfect goddess (male god) in dog-licking’s heart!
When the dog licked a person, it would magnify the other person’s strengths infinitely, thus covering up all their weaknesses. At one point, it thought that the other person was the most perfect person, thus creating a kind of crazy belief.
Once this situation was formed, it would be really difficult to wake him up. The only way was to break the perfect image of the other person in the dog’s mind before this situation formed.
As expected, some doubt appeared in Cheng Bo’s eyes when he heard this. He was not very infatuated at the moment, and he immediately resonated with Li Xiaoqian’s words.
Right… ? The other party had such good conditions, why would he take the initiative to contact me? Was it because of my looks or because of my talent?
If Li Xiaoqian knew what Wang Cheng Bo was thinking, she might really throw the dish at his face…
“I’m here to look for Wang Xiaojia!”Yunji mu said with a serious expression.
“Really?”Li Xiaoqian sneered. Just as she was about to say something, Wang Xiaojia’s voice suddenly came from the door, “Who’s looking for me?”
The scene suddenly changed. Yunji Mu, who was originally full of fairy-like aura, became extremely nervous!
This voice… was really her! ! !
Li Xiaoqian looked at the other party’s changing expression and felt even more proud in her heart. She thought about how she had exaggerated her conspiracy after the other party was exposed, and turned Wang Chengbo’s gaze back to her.
“Xiaojia, why don’t you introduce such a beautiful friend to sister Xiaoqian?”Li Xiaoqian said with a smile that was not a smile.
Wang Xiaojia looked at Li Xiaoqian’s fake smile and curled the corner of her mouth. However, when she saw Yunji Mu, she was first stunned. Then, her entire body froze on the spot as if she had been struck by lightning!
With a thud, the happy otaku water in her hand fell to the ground.
Li Xiaoqian was stunned. She felt that this girl’s reaction was a little exaggerated? Even if she didn’t know her, she didn’t have to be like this…
“Senior…”Yun Mu Ji took a deep breath and stood up. She cupped her hands in front of her chest and said with uncertainty and respect, “Long time no see…”
“F * ck…”bun-hit-dog Wang’s beady eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
SH * t! The NPC jumped out of the screen!