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I filmed the first generation, and I didn't expect the whole network to burst into tears

I filmed the first generation, and I didn't expect the whole network to burst into tears

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Chapter 108: Language Art Master Dagu: How to Offend 2 People with 3 Sentences

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Chapter 108: Language Art Master Dagu: How to Offend 2 People with 3 Sentences

Chapter 108 Language Art Master Da Gu: How to Offend Three People with Two Sentences Xu Ya didn't have many scenes to begin with, so filming was officially wrapped up on the afternoon of the third signing goodbye to the crew members one by one, Xu Ya took the initiative to find Shen Ming. "I didn't expect Director Shen to be interested in classical rock. To be honest, I wanted to try it out just because of the music you gave me, but I didn't have much hope. I didn't expect you to really do it. Although "Aria on the G String" is adapted from Bach's music, I personally prefer the adapted melody. I'm honored to work with Director Shen this time." Shen Ming waved his hand indifferently, "It's nothing, it's just a little troublesome to buy the copyright, and it took a lot of effort." And it cost a lot of money. Fortunately, the final effect was perfect and all the efforts were worth it. Xu Ya took out a well-packaged record from her bag and handed it to Shen Ming. "My studio just made it. In addition to "Memories of a Blue Night", it also includes several other new songs of mine as a commemoration of our cooperation." Shen Ming took it casually, watched Xu Ya get into the car, turned around and saw Joanna leaning against the door and staring at him. His eyes were full of envy and a little resentment. Shen Ming walked over and flicked her head, "So free? Then let's just go to the farm. The 30th episode is yours, so perform well." Joanna covered her head and glared at Shen Ming, but she didn't forget the business: "The farm has been coordinated and we can leave at any time." On the way, Joanna finally flipped through the script with a lot of notes on it. She always felt that episode 30 and episode 28 were somewhat similar, but something seemed wrong.

Joanna was puzzled and could only ask Shen Ming for help. "Brother, do you think my lines here are a bit hypocritical? It's too dangerous to gamble the lives of so many people on the kindness of a monster. I'm worried that this episode will be very controversial." While waiting for the red light, Shen Ming glanced at the lines that Joanna pointed out. He thought about it carefully and asked, "Do you remember that we wanted to make a work for children? Ultraman Tiga is first and foremost for children, and secondly for all ages. So what we want to convey in this episode is to protect the kindness in children's hearts." "Don't you often see news about children abusing animals? And about children who refuse to obey discipline? Of course, parental education is the most important thing. We can do very little to change it. We just do our best." "What's more, we are just conveying the message subtly, rather than preaching to the audience. Everyone comes to watch the show, not to attend classes." Shen Ming's words made Joanna's eyes light up. Never preach to your audience. Joanna took note of it silently in her heart. On Saturday afternoon, Xu Ya deliberately cleared her schedule from 6 to 7 o'clock to watch the live broadcast of Star Channel in the nanny car. Episode 29 begins with a car accident fifteen years ago. The background music is relaxing and elegant jazz. A family is walking happily on the winding mountain road, and the girl is holding a cute doll in her hand. The car flipped over in the next second!! Because of the dim light, the car went straight down the cliff when turning, it was so cute. However, strangely, a blue light suddenly shot out from the car and disappeared. The story ends here, leaving everyone confused. The timeline then goes back to the present, fifteen years later. Because Shinjo has to pilot the Snow White to conduct the third test of the Mags power system, he asks Daigu to accompany his sister Mayumi to the concert on his behalf. The concert was lively, but the price was that Da Gu kept dozing off the next day. Lina, who was passing by, saw that he looked so listless and greeted him casually.

"I accompanied Mayumi to a concert yesterday." Daigu offended two people with just one sentence. The lively expressions of Lina and Ye Rui in the back row made the audience excited with their comments. "Look at Lina's eyes, the Minions are " "Lina's tone is sarcastic and meaningful. Oh~ is that so~" "." "Hori Kei joins the battlefield ahead! Daiko offended three people with just two sentences. Master of language arts, please accept my respect!" "Ah? What! Hori Kei is going to date Daiko? (starts to spread rumors)" "Look at the 'Maya is Fate' poster on the back of Hori Kei's document. He is definitely a true fan." “Da Gu: I am an excellent lecturer. I will teach you how to offend three people with two sentences.” "." Just when everyone was having fun playing with the memes, the scene suddenly turned to the other side where a new city was being tested. Not long after he started the test, an ethereal and distant BGM suddenly sounded in the channel. Next! There was a radiant light in front of Xincheng, and soon the light completely enveloped him! This familiar scene made many viewers feel like they had seen it before. Isn’t this a classic reappearance of the first generation’s accidental killing of Team Member Tian Jin? Seeing this, the children pointed at the TV and their parents and said confidently: "Look, Dad! The New Town player is going to transform! He's going to turn into light!" I don't know whether he turned into light or not, but Xincheng crashed from the universe and the Snow White was blown up, but he was still intact, just in a coma. Finally, the ethereal melody sounded again in the black box recovered by the Snow White. The melody was as ethereal as the echo in a deep valley, and it was unexpectedly beautiful. Seeing that the audience in the live broadcast room welcomed the melody, Xu Ya breathed a sigh of relief, closed her eyes, and listened to the song quietly. Her favorite part was the prelude. Although it lacks the original flavor of classical rock, it is ethereal and mysterious, like a call from afar. However, she found it difficult to understand the memes used by many viewers in the live broadcast room. "The title of Little Prince of Plane Crash is not given for nothing." "Stand up, New Town team, I'm Shaflin." "Concluded - Xincheng slacked off by listening to the radio while working." "." Xu Ya did not dwell too much on who Shafulin was. She just saw a very beautiful starry sky. There is no moon tonight, only the sky full of stars embellishing the long night. However, on such a romantic night, the singer Maya suddenly woke up from her dream. She had been troubled by the same dream for many years and always woke up from her dream like this.

Under the same starry sky, Xincheng, who had just woken up from a coma, was also in a daze. What's even stranger is that when Daigu came to see him, Shinjo addressed him in a very formal tone as Team Member Daigu and asked him if he was on a mission to protect the Earth. As soon as he opened his mouth, the sharp-eyed audience immediately noticed something was wrong. This new city must have been taken over! Not only was he very reserved when speaking to Dagu, he also lost that silly look. Instead, he was very serious, so serious that people thought he was quite handsome. There is no way that Xincheng is so serious and handsome, there must be something wrong. Could it be that the first generation killed someone again, and then there would be a dream linkage? However, at this time, Dagu just thought that Xincheng had a broken brain, and kindly comforted him: "Xincheng, you are a good man of our Victory Team." At the same time, Daigu also brought Horikei's condolences to Shinjo, a CD of singer Maya from Horikei's collection. Seeing that Hori Kei, who had previously refused to even let Nori touch the poster, now generously gave him his collection of CDs, everyone once again witnessed the deep affection between the Victory team members. Horijing is a capable person because he is willing to give his grain to others. (End of this chapter)

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