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Chapter 312 - The Biggest Joke in the World!

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Chapter 312 - The Biggest Joke in the World!

Chapter 312 The Biggest Joke in the World!

Zhou Feng had just come out, and the core region had already undergone such a change.

If this had nothing to do with him, Zhou Feng wouldn’t believe it even if he was beaten to death.

That remnant soul had clearly an ulterior purpose. It was very likely that it was acting just now so that Zhou Feng could stay. ‘Creating such a ruckus now? It’s definitely to attract me back!

Zhou Feng felt that this was a good opportunity-an opportunity for him to slip away quietly.

If it were just one person leaving the mystic realm, he would be teleported to the Dragon Palace.

Then, he would leave the Southern Sea from the Dragon Palace. This was more or less difficult.

But now, it was different. He could feel all kinds of powerful auras around him.

As long as the situation was chaotic, he would slip away at the best opportunity.

Boom!

A loud sound suddenly echoed in the core area along with the five-colored ray of light.

The entire mystic realm was trembling.

Then, countless light rays flew out and began to land in various places in the mystic realm.

“That’s… a spiritual item! A dao artifact as well!?”

“Look! That spiritual herb! What a powerful aura of life!”

“Hurry up and snatch it!”

The spiritual items that looked like the flying rocks of an erupting volcano were scattered all over the place.

The eyes of the surrounding aquatic creatures instantly turned red.

These were all good things! Especially that golden ray of light—that powerful aura was definitely from a dao artifact!

And that powerful aura of life. Could it be the legendary immortal medicine?

Madness! The entire mystic realm descended into madness!

Suddenly, the situation changed again.

The sky of the mystic realm began to crack open, clouds and mist billowed, and killing intent permeated the area.

“These things belong to the Dragon Palace! All the aquatic creatures, get out of the mystic realm for this sovereign!”

Ao Lie’s domineering voice spread throughout the entire mystic realm.

It turned out that Ao Lie had received the news.

He immediately brought his troops and forcefully broke into the mystic realm to take everything for himself.

Although only a few dozen aquatic creatures entered the mystic realm with Ao Lie, all of them were at least at the Daemon General rank.

Everyone had many spiritual artifacts on their bodies. The murderous aura that gathered together was so strong that no aquatic creature within the mystic realm could not raise their heads.

“Ao Lie! Do you think that we are afraid of you? Your true dragon fling has long since left the Southern Sea!”

“That’s right! If it weren’t for that true dragon, do you think that you would be able to become the Dragon Sovereign!”

“It’s impossible for you to take all these things by yourself!”

Countless cracks also opened up in another direction.

A large number of aquatic creatures entered the mystic realm.

The same concentrated killing intent pressed down on the mystic realm, making it creak.

Obviously, these were Ao Lie’s enemies.

The Southern Sea was vast, so how could a mere Flood Dragon rule the four directions.

Ao Lie had managed to establish the Dragon Palace largely because of Ao Shan’s mother.

She caused the other old monsters of the aquatic tribes not to dare to show themselves.

Now that so many treasures had appeared, Ao Lie could not take them all for himself.

If Ao Lie took them all for himself, then the position of Dragon Sovereign might be confirmed.

Perhaps many of the aquatic creatures did not expect it.

The Southern Sea, which had been calm for a long time, suddenly erupted with battles!

This mystic realm was like a fuse that ignited the conflict between the various aquatic tribes in the Southern Sea.

This…’

Zhou Feng was somewhat dumbstruck.

‘How did such a large-scale battle suddenly start?’

There were so many experts!

It was tough to predict the affairs of the world.

But this was also good. It was more convenient for him to escape.

Zhou Feng tried his best to hide his aura. He wanted to sneak into those spatial cracks and escape.

This was the safest way.

He did not want to use the token in his hand to leave this mystic realm directly. Before Zhou Feng entered this mystic realm, Ao Shan had given him a token.

As long as the time was up or the situation was not right, he could crush the token immediately. Then he would be teleported to the teleportation array of the Dragon Palace instantly.

Still, Zhou Feng did not want to be teleported to the Dragon Palace.

It was challenging to leave the Dragon Palace with an unfamiliar identity, after all.

Initially, according to his plan, he wanted to kill a few aquatic prodigies in the mystic realm.

Those aquatic prodigies had entered the mystic realm through another method. As long as Zhou Feng killed those aquatic prodigies, he would be able to imitate the bloodline of the aquatic prodigies.

In the end, leaving the mystic realm would be much safer than returning to the Dragon Palace.

But now that it had become like this, it couldn’t be better.

Once the two sides started fighting, no one would pay attention to Zhou Feng.

Logically speaking, Zhou Feng’s plan was highly feasible.

But there were always accidents!

A five-colored ray of light that exuded a strong aura of vitality flew straight toward Zhou Feng

A stalk of spirit herb that seemed to be the immortal medicine rushed toward him.

Wasn’t this putting him on fire to roast?

Zhou Feng didn’t hesitate and grabbed this immortal medicine.

Then, he used all his strength and threw the immortal medicine toward Ao Lie.

Ao Lie naturally wouldn’t be like Zhou Feng but instead grabbed the immortal medicine.

“This is!? The immortal medicine!”

Ao Lie felt the Blood Qi in his body boil with just a sniff.

His originally aged body faintly became lively.

This was definitely the legendary immortal medicine!

Even if it wasn’t the legendary immortal medicine, it had the effect of prolonging one’s life.

“Ao Lie! Hand over the immortal medicine!”

The last trace of rationality on both sides directly disappeared because of this immortal medicine.

This was an immortal medicine!

Not to mention Divine Ability experts, even Dragon Transformation experts couldn’t get their hands on this divine item!

Now that it actually appeared in such a place, they would be letting themselves down if they didn’t snatch it.

What Dragon King? What revenge? None of this was important.

What was important was to get the immortal medicine.

As for Zhou Feng? These aquatic experts who only had eyes for the immortal medicine instantly forgot about him.

“No! This is the immortal medicine! A divine item that can extend one’s lifespan! Why are you so cowardly!?

“There’s actually such a human in this world!?”

The old madman personally witnessed Zhou Feng hurl the immortal medicine without reluctance.

The entire remnant soul almost collapsed because this was his last chance.

He had given up on the entire mystic realm and used the immortal medicine as bait to lure Zhou Feng into falling for it.

As long as Zhou Feng brought the immortal medicine with him, the old madman would have succeeded in his first step.

This was because the immortal medicine contained a trace of the old madman’s soul.

As long as Zhou Feng brought it with him, he would not be able to escape from the old madman’s grasp.

This was actually a dangerous move. Using the immortal medicine as an item to store one’s soul was extremely dangerous.

If one was not careful, their soul might be destroyed.

At the same time, he gave this immortal medicine to someone else. One had to know that this immortal medicine was the old madman’s capital to reconstruct his body.

If it were gone, it would be difficult for him to reconstruct his body for the rest of his life.

However, the old madman’s own plan failed at the first step.

In this world, there was a cultivator who was unmoved by the immortal medicine!

What a joke! This was simply the biggest joke in the world!

Zhou Feng’s performance just now didn’t even have the slightest bit of hesitation. He directly threw it away.

This throw immediately cut off all of the old madman’s thoughts.

Actually, Zhou Feng’s thoughts were also very simple.

What immortal medicine or longevity medicine? These things were all hot potatoes to him.

He hadn’t even reached the Divine Ability realm.

He simply couldn’t guard such a divine object. Moreover, his innate divine ability was Longevity.

He had also comprehended the Longevity Breathing Technique and even had the passive Longevity.

His lifespan would be very long, so he did not need to consider extending his lifespan at all.

Carrying such a thing would only make him die faster.

Now that he had obtained Human Emperor Great Void’s Great Void Primordial Art, he did not need anything else.

The skill panel was Zhou Feng’s greatest reliance. He did not need anything else.

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