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Chapter 41: Returning Home and Getting Beaten

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Chapter 41: Returning Home and Getting Beaten

You said your birthday is not today? You must be kidding! After hearing Leon's doubts, Black Goat couldn't help but curl his lips and said: "Don't make a fuss, either you remembered it wrong, or your parents made a mistake, or the person who registered your birthday in the kingdom wrote it wrong. Your birthday must be today." "But..." "Don't think about it, there is no but." Black Goat asked back with a firm face: "Do you think it is more likely that you, your parents, or the registrar remembered the wrong date, or that the authority of a true god has a problem and you are assigned the wrong star palace?" "..." That's right... After recalling his birthday in his previous life and confirming that the date was also wrong, since all the possibilities that could be thought of have been ruled out, Leon had to agree with Black Goat's statement, thinking that it should be his sister who made a mistake in his birthday. As for why he didn't remember it wrong...

Of course, it's because he doesn't remember anything at all! When I "came" three years ago, I was a complete blank sheet of paper. Not to mention birthdays and the like, I even learned my name from Anna. Well... I'll ask her when I get back. Although the exact date of my birthday is not a big deal, if I can really use that [Star Map Blessing] to get a degraded version of the ability to make my wishes come true on my birthday, I really have to confirm it. After keeping this in mind, Leon took out a folded straw paper from his arms and started to draw on it with a piece of carbon rod. Practice shooting to get badges - got bronze Visit a nurse named Hannah - found the Happy Apartment Buy cigarettes for Black Goat to get Devil Badges - got silver, but I don't have money in my pocket to do it for the time being Investigate the water pipe incident and try to get evidence of illegal operations - Find Black Goat's "Seven Sheep Offal" - Well...from this point of view, almost everything I wanted to do before has been completed! Satisfiedly, he checked the water pipe incident and drew a heart on the item "Sheep offal" to indicate that he had found the whereabouts of Sheep Heart. Then, Lyon held the witch's broom between his legs and added three more items to the straw paper with a carbon stick. Check the situation of the blond middle-aged man in Ryan's family and find out about Sheep Heart- Confirm your birthday with Anna to see if you can take advantage of the good luck on your birthday next year- Find a newspaper with a background and courage to expose the water pipe incident without revealing your identity- Well...that's all for now! After staring at the straw paper for a while, Lyon, who was thoughtful, held the carbon stick and drew a black circle on the word "newspaper". It just so happens that there is still some time today. I will go to a few newspapers to buy some newspapers and read their news selections to see which one dares to expose the matter! …

Although the theft of Charles Hydraulic Company’s data was not a small matter, for a megacity with a population of over 10 million, this little disturbance did not cause much splash, and the entire capital was still operating normally and steadily. As the sun in the sky slowly sank to the west, this noisy city, which was known as "factories, smog, and sea of ​​people", finally quieted down bit by bit. As the noise and roar of the machines gradually stopped, countless toiling and tired industrial gears began to file out of factories one after another, and under the dim light of the street lights, they set off on the way home with tired faces... Is my brother not off work yet? Without waiting for Leon to pick her up, Anna carried her clothes and luggage and left the hospital and returned to Veteran Lane. Looking at the dark window of the second bedroom at home, Anna couldn't help but bite her lip subconsciously, then took out the key, opened the door and walked in. "It's my sister! My sister is really back!" "I knew my big brother wouldn't lie to me!" When the two little guys heard the noise at the door, they were a little scared, but when they saw that the person coming was Anna who had been away for several days, they immediately rushed over in surprise, hugging her thighs like a koala and not letting go, as if she would run away if they let go. "Yes, my sister is back." After dragging the two little koalas forward two steps and putting the luggage in her hands on the table with difficulty, the sickly girl stroked her brother and sister's heads affectionately like a mother returning home from work, then leaned over and kissed each of them, and asked with a smile: "Did you two behave well during the days I was away? Did you make trouble for your big brother?" After hearing Anna's question, the atmosphere in the room couldn't help but stagnate slightly, and the two little guys instinctively looked at each other, and then in Melanie's panic, the silly William said honestly: "We are very good, but... um..." "No, no! We didn't do anything!" "..." "Huh?" Looking at her sister's eyes narrowing suddenly, Melanie, who was slow to cover her mouth, couldn't help but turn her head and glared at her silly brother fiercely, then confessed with a frustrated face: "It's not that I'm making trouble... It's just that Jack and the others are very annoying. They insisted that you, sister, will definitely not come back this time... This time, we were so angry that we just... pranked them a little bit..." "..." After listening to Melanie's explanation, Anna couldn't help but feel a little pain in her heart when she saw her sister's aggrieved look, and reached out to touch her messy blonde hair. This matter is not entirely their fault, if there is anything to blame, it should be blamed on myself. A few days before the onset of this illness, I had a premonition that I might not be able to come back, so I discussed it with the people in the alley in advance, hoping that they could help keep it a secret so that my brother could continue to receive his pension. Jack was also a child in the alley, and he was one of those families. It was probably that the adults let the secret slip, and the children heard it, and then told it out when they were playing together, which annoyed Melanie and the others. William is a relatively stable and quiet person, and he will probably just be upset in his heart and complain after I come back, but Melanie, who is eccentric and a little narrow-minded, will definitely find a way to retaliate directly. Well... If I guessed correctly, she would probably coax the honest William to do it in the name of "protecting her sister". Judging from her hesitant appearance, she must have been tossed around by other people's families these days. "You! Oh!" After lightly pinching her sister's face, which was smoother than a cooked egg, the sickly girl shook her head helplessly. Seeing how frightened they were these days, she wanted to pick them up heavily and put them down gently, but in the end she hardened her heart and said with a stern face: "Don't joke with me! Tell the truth! What have you two little bastards done these days!

If you don't do it too badly, I'll take you to apologize to them tomorrow. If it's worse than last time, then no matter what the reason, you will be beaten today!" After hearing Anna's words, Melanie couldn't help but tremble, her little hands grasped the hem of her skirt, lowered her head and said with her eyes rolling around: "This...if it's not too much...it seems a little too much, but if it's too much, it's not particularly too much, the main thing is...um...that..." "Don't say that, when I stuffed horse manure into Jack's mouth, I knew that we would definitely not be able to escape this beating!" After pulling his sister who was still resisting, little William skillfully took off his pants and directly exposed his bare buttocks. Then he turned his little head and seriously suggested to the two sisters behind him who were shocked: "Sister, I have calculated it. If you want to beat me, just beat me twice as much as last time. As for Melanie...you can beat her five times first!"

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