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Chapter 269: Trashy Badge

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Chapter 269: Trashy Badge

"Am I... sent home?" After rubbing his sleepy eyes, Leon looked at the familiar ceiling above his head and barely determined where he was... Of course, the main reason was not the ceiling, but the strong old man holding a large gardening shears outside the window, staring at him with ill intentions. "..." This is the sixth floor, you are really persistent... Looking at the strong old man leaning on the window speechlessly, Leon shook his dizzy head, struggled to get up from the bed, and began to try to recall what happened yesterday. I remember that Mr. Taurus sent the brewed wine over, and then I opened all the wines and drank a small sip from each bottle, but my consciousness began to blur as I drank, and I couldn't stop it. I drank more and more, and even drank many of the wines in the back directly... No more drinking! Since the badge has reached the end, I don't have to drink anymore. It's best not to drink unless necessary in the future! Rubbing his swollen temples, Leon tried to recall what happened next, but no matter how hard he tried, his memory of this aspect was only until he got the [Wine Fairy] badge and walked out of the warehouse drunkenly, and then he didn't know anything. After reading the words "difficult to restrain one's own behavior and language" in the [Wine Fairy] description, Leon couldn't help but hissed guiltily, and then prayed that he didn't do anything excessive, while staggering to the ground and walking out of the room in slippers. ...

"You finally woke up!" Seeing Leon come out with sleepy eyes, and everything was normal except for his slightly pale face, Anna, who was cooking red bean soup in the kitchen, breathed a sigh of relief, then turned off the fire, wiped her hands, took off her apron, and came over with the hangover soup, complaining a little annoyed: "Brother! What did you do yesterday? Why did you drink so much? And you slept so soundly that Melanie couldn't wake you up even if she tickled your soles!" No wonder, I was wondering why I only wore one sock... Looking down at his bare right foot in the slippers, Leon laughed a little guiltily. He snorted twice, made up two excuses to get away with it, and then drank the soup brought by Anna, while cautiously asking: "That... I yesterday..." "You said a lot of drunken words yesterday." You didn't even need to see Leon's expression to know what he wanted to ask. Anna snorted, brought out the boiled eggs and toast, and described with a stern face and expressionless face: "After sister Emma sent you back drunk, you held her hand and refused to let her go. Not only did you keep thanking her, but you also sighed and lamented that if you could have met her earlier It's fine. At that time, I felt something was wrong, and secretly reached out and pinched you several times, but you acted as if you didn't feel anything. You insisted on pulling Sister Emma to confess your love, saying that compared with the alcoholic female monkey, her gentle personality was the type you liked most. Then you said that the age difference was not a problem. If Sister Emma hadn't been married, you would have pursued her desperately. In the end, you pulled out all the celery and herbs I grew on the windowsill, tied them into a bouquet and insisted on giving it to her. I couldn't stop you no matter what I did. Then you knelt on one knee and insisted that she..." "Don't... don't say it... " After hearing about the ridiculous things he did while "drunk and dreaming", Leon's face suddenly turned red like a monkey's butt. He quickly held the soup bowl and drank the red bean soup at the perfect temperature. Then he explained with a red face: "Yesterday... that was a special case. I will definitely not get drunk in the future! Well... I shouldn't get drunk under normal circumstances..." "You'd better not!" When Anna thought of the scene of her brother getting drunk and mad yesterday, grabbing someone and talking nonsense, the toes in her shoes began to scratch the slippers uncontrollably, feeling uncomfortable everywhere. After glaring at Leon who embarrassed her, Anna, who always had a good temper, couldn't help but said unhappily: "Sister Emma said that after listening to your evaluation, your director laughed very happily and asked you to be careful during this period and not fall into her hands. Then she didn't know when you would wake up, so she asked for two days off for you, so that you could go back after you sobered up... By the way..." When she said this, Anna couldn't help but pause slightly, then looked at Leon with a suspicious face and said:

"Brother, I heard from others that drunk people have reduced self-control and will do things they usually want to do but dare not do, so... you don't really have any thoughts about Sister Emma, ​​do you?" "..." Thoughts... If I'm not lying, then I must have thought about it. After all, Senior Emma is gentle and beautiful, and she takes special care of me, and... cough cough, but it's just a thought. Who can't have some charming, dissolute, or even bad thoughts in their hearts? But these thoughts are just thoughts after all. People are not beasts that completely follow their instincts. They cannot really indulge themselves without restraint. So these little thoughts will be suppressed by reason after just a little thought. However, after entering the state of "drunkenness and dreaming", my reason and thinking speed have been weakened by more than 90%. The thoughts that are usually tightly bound can no longer be suppressed, so... It's not my fault! It's all the fault of [Wine Fairy]! After trying to comfort himself for a long time and putting most of the blame on [Wine Fairy], Leon finally felt better and said to Anna seriously: "Don't talk nonsense, those drunken words can't be taken seriously. Senior Emma has always taken good care of me, and I respect her very much." "..." Indeed, I remember that when sister Emma rejected your courtship yesterday and wanted to leave with a red face, you still reluctantly pulled her and unwillingly asked her several times if you really didn't have any chance at all. You really respect her too much. Pursing her lips and forbearing again and again, in the end, she was still embarrassed to tell everything that Leon did yesterday. After taking a deep breath, Anna took the initiative to change the subject and said: "What about sister Veronica, when are you going to get married with her?" "This... this is a bit complicated..." After thinking about the cunning and pretty princess who was hard to refuse in all aspects, Leon couldn't help but hesitate. To be honest, facing the relentless pursuit of Princess Veronica, I really can't stand it, but... I don't want to just give in to her. After all, although the princess is good, what she really wants is probably the resources of the Ryan family, not me. Although it sounds a bit hypocritical, I still want to find someone who is "coming for me" as a partner, and now I am not ready to get married early, um... I always feel that something is missing. "Let's just drag it out for now..." After saying a signature scumbag remark, Leon, who had fought with Princess Veronica several times but failed to break off the engagement, couldn't help but explain helplessly: "The relationship between the two of us involves many things. It's not as simple as it seems. It's really hard to figure it out at once." "Okay! Then you can figure it out slowly!" After glaring at Leon again, Anna took a deep breath, and then continued to ask with a cold face: "I ask you, Isa, Olivia, Amy, Nicole...what's going on with these?" "Ah? What's wrong with you?" "I heard you mumble these names when I wiped your face with a hot towel last night." After glaring at Leon again and again, Anna gritted her teeth and said: "If you weren't drunk, I really wouldn't know that you were so... Hurry up and tell me! What's going on with these people? Which one do you like?" "..."

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