"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?" "Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!" "Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!" ... "You are the worst class I have ever taught!" "But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?" ... "Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning." "Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!" ... "The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!" "Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!" Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position— and brings a whole new style to the school.

Travel through the world and build your own technological kingdom. The first world is the [Comprehensive Biochemical World] which includes movies, games, animations, etc. The second one is [Fullmetal World] The third one is [Witch + Sweet Home] The fourth one is [Ghoul] The fifth one is [Spirit Cage] The sixth one is [Super Seminary] ………… If this universe is dark, let me be the source of darkness! I authorize the Dark Forest strike on the Trisolaran Nebula, releasing the stream-of-consciousness weapon [Ashes and Dust]. I authorize the Dark Forest attack on the Singer civilization and release the thought weapon [Thought Seal]! I authorize the Dark Forest attack on the Three-Body Universe, releasing a memetic infection of the type: Madonna Meme... [Cheng Xin's Brain]! I am the truth maker I am the master of viruses I am the master of technology My name is Mo Bai. You can call me Salted Fish Mo, or you can call me God Mo! Warning: This book is going to be long!

[Traditional sect + Xianxia + no system + multiple female protagonists + playing with memes + funny] Wu Yong, a mediocre disciple of Yunhai Peak of the Evangelism Sect, discovered that his way of cultivating immortals seemed to be wrong after awakening his Yin-Yang eyes. When others go down the mountain to do missions, they face all kinds of hardships, but when he goes down the mountain to do missions, he always meets his confidante; While others flew with swords, he rode a calico cat as a mount and flew everywhere; While others were exorcising demons, he received frequent invitations to dual cultivation from his master, senior sister, junior sister, fox sisters, female knights, female ghosts, and the drought demon. The style of Xiuxian world gradually becomes weird: Master Yu Ruyi: "My dear disciple, the evil spirit has entered my body. Take off your clothes quickly and help me expel the evil spirit." Fellow disciple Liu Ruyue: "Fellow Daoist Wu, tonight do you want me to transform into the appearance of elder sister Liu Ruyan or the second sister Liu Rumei?" Tushan sisters: "We have agreed that after tonight you will give us one third of the Tushan secret treasure!" Hanba Gonggong: "Brother, I warm the bed better than the sisters!" Ghost Shen Qian: "Husband, do you want to tell ghost stories or practice joy meditation tonight?" The Shushan Sword Immortal used the Ten Thousand Swords to collect the swords of other Taoist friends and sold them at the Wanjin Chamber of Commerce, but was hunted down; the Demon Ancestor Luohou visited the Jiaofang Bureau every day; the heir of the Tianji Pavilion made money by arranging marriages; the Crown Prince of Dachu appeared to be a gentleman, but in fact he was cruel and cruel and practiced the evil black lotus technique... Wu Yong: "Are you sure it's okay to cultivate immortality like this?!"

Su Yan, a promising soldier in his previous life, was forced into an early retirement after being severely injured during a disaster relief mission. After a drunken farewell with his comrades, he wakes up reincarnated into the body of a wealthy, underachieving young man. His new father, Su Jianguo, frustrated with his son's lack of ambition, slams a photo on the table and gives him an ultimatum: get married or join the army. At that moment, a system activates, promising to help him become a new generation "multi-functional general"—excelling in marksmanship, physical fitness, combat, and even possessing skills like tactical command and perspective-altering abilities. Seeing this as a destined opportunity to seamlessly continue his military career, Su Yan chooses to enlist, vowing to his skeptical father that in two years, his accomplishments will be so great they will merit their own page in the family genealogy. Even before officially reporting for duty, Su Yan encounters a fire. Driven by the ingrained sense of duty from his past life, he rushes into the blaze to save people, leaving onlookers stunned and questioning why a "rich second-generation" would risk his life instead of squandering his wealth. The story follows Su Yan and his diverse group of comrades as they grow together in a passionate, humorous, and light-hearted military setting.

Transmigrating into the Shaolin Temple's demonic Fahai, I'm bound to the [Vinaya Breaking System]! Vinaya? Hilarious! For all the food and wine, Buddha is nothing! A hero saves a beautiful woman and encounters the alluring Nangong. The solution? Breaking the Vinaya? Skyrocketing cultivation! In this life, I'm breaking the rules: The Zhenlong Chess Game? Xu Zhu's chance is mine! A stunning beauty? Fall into my arms! From white-robed demon monk to free and unfettered overlord, I'm here to shake up the martial arts world!

[Xianxia + Relaxed + Funny + Mortal + Nonsense] He accidentally traveled to a world where gods and Buddhas avoided him and immortals stopped him, and he found out that he was actually a bully hated by everyone in the sect, and he also had a crooked master who lost contact with him because of whoring. I wanted to turn over a new leaf and become a new person, but everyone wanted to harm me, so I had no choice but to work hard and become the best in the world. He raises spiritual pets, smokes a pipe, and is good at flirting with fairies. Kill the immortal gods, slay the evil spirits, and run away when you encounter a strong enemy. This is me, a unique firework in the world of immortal cultivation. My name is Ye Feng, the leaf that spreads out and the wind that is romantic and dashing.

On the eve of the martial arts college entrance examination, Qin Fangtong became the laughing stock of the whole school. The former martial arts genius's grades plummeted, and his parents personally sent him to the funeral home, saying it was "making way for his sister." Until he burned the first body— [Ding! The corpse was burned successfully, and the "Endocrine Body Tempering Method" was obtained!] 【........】 The spiritual realm, Zhuangzi's dream of a butterfly, the sanctification of the flesh, resurrection from the dead... corpse after corpse thrown into the crematorium forged his unparalleled martial arts path! While rapidly becoming stronger, Qin Fangtong also vaguely realized that the waters of this high-level martial arts world were deeper than he had imagined. The strange remains that cannot be burned in the crematorium, the inhuman roars coming from the basement of the funeral home, the body parts counted by Master Bao Bu Tong in the middle of the night, the esoteric sect that secretly purchased the remains, the evil god that parasitizes the human body... The world has never been at peace, and the mystery has never gone away. And when he burned a body with his sister's name engraved on its chest, The system suddenly turned blood red and warned—— [The corpse died three years later!]

Lin Feilu, or better known by her nickname—Green Tea Princess, was the best of all the scheming b*tches that the world had ever seen. She was the Oscar-winning actress among the masses with real life as her stage. Acting coy, slandering, feigning innocence, or playing the saint, she aced it all. Simply put, she was the proverbial villainess.Ah, but retribution came way too early for this malicious personage and she died on her 27th birthday.In death, Lin Feilu reflected on her career of 20 years as the Green Tea Princess. She was full of regret and remorse over the life she once led. She vowed, if there was an afterlife, she would atone for her misdeeds and be a good person.She transmigrated into a five-year-old princess of the Dalin Dynasty. In the name of family, she had a sickly mother disfavoured by the emperor, a mentally challenged and daft older brother.Her life was constantly in danger, with having little to eat and trying to stay warm.The living environment was very harsh.Lin Feilu, who wanted to be a good person: … You forced me! Sorry, I can only activate my unique skill.Harem fight? Striving for favor? Climbing the ranks?Apologies, but let me show you what it means to be slaughtered by a maxed out player.Note: “Green Tea” is a woman who presents herself as innocent, sweet, and kind but is very scheming and calculative in reality.

Fang Heng was transmigrated to a parallel world and his soul was forced into the body of a man who had just committed suicide.Huh? What? Every human here was being forced to join a game? Those who refused would be killed?Wait? This suicide dude was a pro gamer?He had the highest S-rank talent sill, the Zombie Clone?Damn! The S-rank skill evolved! My zombie clones could auto hunt![Your zombie army has crafted Wooden Axe x720 when you were offline. You have received 1921 experience points for the Basic Crafting skill.][Your zombie army has chopped down 27,821 trees and gathered 128,973 pieces of wood while you were offline. You have received 2,171,921 experience points for the Basic Wood Chopping skill.]Just as the rest of the players were struggling to survive in the zombie apocalyptic game, Fang Heng's zombie clones were starting to clear every resource out of the forest.Hm... What an interesting game!

Reborn in an island country, Dong Yeyu became a wild fox. When he was about to have a mental breakdown, he found that there was a system with him.He was stunned for a second, and then he was ecstatic."The heaven and earth thank me! My parents thank me! I am a saint! I love the world! I benefit the people! I am willing to take on everything! Enjoy fame, wealth and power forever! The immortals receive fame, wealth and honor! All laws belong to me!"With the ambition to become a god, Dong Yeyu prepared to practice for decades, transform into a human society, and achieve the ultimate goal that cannot be revealed.Then, he suddenly found that the system had a small prefix."Gratitude system, only gratitude can get rewards... In other words, I am the legendary gratitude fox?"Dong Yeyu was silent for a few seconds, raised his head, and was speechless.But I am a male fox!

Sunan traveled through time and space into a different world similar to the Dark Ages, and became a baron in a pioneering area. He accidentally used artificial intelligence to deduce the existence of wizards in this society from ancient books and miscellaneous books, and reversely deduced a number of magic potion formulas.From then on, he began to look for the traces of wizards, chase the door of truth, explore the deepest mysteries of the world, refine potions to ascend to godhood, tease the god of death, and crack the path of all the secrets of life.Show more

Good and evil?Right and wrong?The fate of the world?The great catastrophe of the end times?The countless living beings?...Everywhere in this world, there exist invisible yet unmistakable constraints.When the tides of an era surge forward, most are powerless to resist.And yet, when one looks around, it all suddenly feels like an illusion!!!All things are but myself—beyond right and wrong, both good and evil—what I think and desire is what I do!!!---Show moreAuthor's Other NovelsAbyss Demon of the WorldsDo whatever you want