Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

College Freshman Chu Tian suddenly obtained a special ability – his body would automatically transform according to the comments made by others.Deskmate Yang Rong: “Hehe, it’s truly great to have an expert hacker as my deskmate.”Chu Tian whose knowledge in computers was limited to installing operating systems became a super expert hacker in an instant.A random female student: “Sigh, if only my boyfriend is built like a model.”Happening to pass by that female student, Chu Tian’s body started to transform. In a flash, he became a handsome model of a man.The prettiest girl in school: “Chu Tian, do you know how to play basketball?”When Chu Tian was about to say he doesn’t, a boundless amount of basketball knowledge assailed his head and transformed him into a slam dunk king.In less than a year, Chu Tian looked to himself in the mirror and sighed, “Sigh, I beg you all, please shut up.”

Graduate student Yi-han finds himself reborn in another world as the youngest child of a mage family.“I’m never attending school, ever again!”“What do you wish to achieve in life?”“I wish to play around and live comfortab-.”“You must be aware of your talent. Now go attend Einrogard!”“Patriarch!”My future will be secured once I graduate. For my future!

A young adult man dies from a fever and is reincarnated in a world of swords and magic dominated by a strange and mysterious Game-like System as the weakest being, a Caterpillar!Gaining abilities from the monsters that it eats, Kireina uses her sharp adaptability and wits to overcome the odds against her in a world where everyone wants to eat her alive!As Kireina evolves and gathers a group of followers and subordinates, discover how our protagonist builds a monster Kingdom from zero, in a world dominated by Humans, terrifying Monsters, and arrogant Gods who only wish her death!In front of her enemies, there will be only two options!Will you obey me or will you be eaten?

[From the Author of Author's POV...]Emotions are like a drug to us.The more we experience them, the more we become addicted.The hardest part is not letting them consume us.But it's already too late for me.I've already been swallowed whole.***I had no knowledge of the game.I was meant to have died.And yet, I found myself in this situation.A game I had never played before. A character I was unfamiliar with, and... A world that seemed to want to swallow me whole with every move I made.What the hell is going on?...and who am I?

After thousands of years of silence, the world of cultivation once again welcomed the golden age.While the prodigies and sects’ various disciples in the world competed, Zhou Feng had only a skill panel. And the panel would only give him passive skills.Gluttony: When you digest food, you can digest it faster and better. You will also get hungry faster.Strength: When you are not fighting, you will slowly regain 1% of your health.Blade-Sharpening Rock: You will gain 1 point every time you fight.Age Gracefully: Every year you live, you gain Defense +1.Armor: You will have armor of a certain ratio every time you attack.Dao Enlightenment: Increase of 1% to your familiarity with cultivating the Dao.…“All sorts of passive skills are vested within me. I cultivate passively!”“As long as I can live until the end, then I will become the strongest!”

"Wu Long, the God of Pleasure, has fallen as he failed to breakthrough."This news have shocked all of the Seven Boundless Worlds.Meanwhile, a sixteen-year-old disciple of a dual cultivation sect was startled awake from a coma, and after some moments of calming down and gathering his thoughts, a dangerous light flickered deep in his eyes: "Jun Shaoshan, I will climb back to the top and make you pay for everything, no one has ever been safe after offending me, Wu Long!"--------------Dual cultivation is a method of cultivation that can be seen described in a lot of cultivation novels where a man and a woman cultivates together by having sex.

Yun Jiu was an ace special agent, but after escaping from her organization, she ended up transmigrating into the body of a girl called Yun Chujiu.And she was… the weirdest girl in Ye City…Useless, ugly, trash who can’t cultivate, ungrateful wretch who backstabbed her adopted family for the enemy family.But excuse me, I’m ugly?! I’ll turn into a butterfly and blind all of you with my beauty!I’m TRASH?! I have celestial lightning in my hands! I’ll roast all of you to a crisp!I’ll walk across the lands with my sharp tongue as my weapon, and you can all fawn over me!But a certain supreme lord just held his weapons and cut down all of the people who admire her…And a certain girl just smiled.“If you cut down my admirers, I’ll destroy your admires. We’re both evil wretches, if we’re together, aren’t we just a match made in hell?”

(Comedy anime) Good news: Traveled through time. Bad news: Died. Good news: There is a cheat. Bad news: Can't use it.Kobayashi, who traveled through "Mosono", thought he had successfully tricked Aqua into getting a super powerful cheat, but unexpectedly, due to Aqua's carelessness, the cheat was not activated and could not be used."——This is a bummer!" Kobayashi cried out.Fortunately, Aqua was forced to come to the next level not long after, and Kobayashi, who successfully activated the cheat, reached the peak of his life (crossed out)... and embarked on the road of madness in life."Mosono", "Clockwork Star", "Akame ga Kill", "Cloak Girl", "Chikuro no Misaki", "Re:Zero", "Undying King", "Game No. 5: Zero", etc.

In the age of the Great Liang Dynasty, the lives of the people were made convenient with steam-powered machines that run on a fuel named Violetstream Gold. Chang Geng, who lived in a small countryside village, shared a distant relationship with his mother while his stepfather was away most of the year round, and the only people he was close to were two little kids, the village teacher, and his yi fu – adoptive father. But his life was flipped upside down one day following the barbaric Man tribes’ invasion, and it turned out that his entire identity had been an illusion – not only was Chang Geng himself not the country boy he thought he was, but also his mother, his teacher, and even his beloved yi fu…

After being reborn in the ancient times before the Great God-Conferment War, Li Changshou becomes a minor cultivator. He is neither destined for great things nor great woe. His only dream is to live a long life as a cultivator. In order to survive in the cruel Primordial Times, Li Changshou tries hard not to accumulate any karma—killing inevitably leads to feuds.Thus, he always plans thoroughly before doing anything and never allows himself to walk into dangerous situations. He hides his trump cards well, trains himself in escape techniques, refines poisonous pills, and masters his mystical abilities. Before making any moves, he takes on an extremely steady demeanor. Yet, every move of his ends up earth-shattering. Once he is done, he will disappear without a trace.Li Changshou originally plans to remain hidden and safe in the mountain. There, he is supposed to cultivate until he ascends to immortality. However, everything changed one year when his master seems to think that their lives are too peaceful… He takes in a junior sister…

Humanoid beast? Ahem…. Humanoid beast….Because a female immortal sealed a mischievous and sly fox spirit into his right hand, ordinary senior high school student Liu Yi henceforth began his extraordinary journey as a immortal practitioner.The fox spirit said:“The prettiest girls in the class, the daughters of rich families, the evil female cult members, the beautiful women in the world of immortals? All these beauties are no longer a dream!Come, become an immortal and even a diaosi could counterattack!Come, become an immortal and kill all of the tall, rich and handsome!Come, become an immortal and capture all the beauties!”“Liu Yi, I said to capture all the beauties; not to capture me! Hey! Stop!”